i've lost control and also x-men are assholes

[butwhytho]

[of course it would be pyro am i right he's such a FLAMING DOUCHE HAHA]

Why does no one take me seriously? Why are there more of that new guy than me? The movie isn't even out yet!

Why is it crap on Spider-Man month? I didn't...but...but why?

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[manofiron]

Dude, seriously. If you're working for SHIELD, I'm quitting.

[butwhytho]

I think they'd be pretty glad if you left, actually.

[manofiron]

Yeah? Why's that?

[butwhytho]

Because you're a bad team player, you're self-destruction is world famous, you're disastrously unreliable, you're disturbingly selfish, and you're a bigger liability than the Hulk.

[themanoutoftime]

There's...more than one of you?

[butwhytho]

[broken sobbing, steve

not yet, but. it'll get there]

Well...there's a new movie coming out...another Spider-Man. But...they're already here. I. I think they're doing this to make fun of me, you know. Because people think the Tobey movies were really bad.

Jumping the gun or something. I don't know, apparently Garfield or whatever his name is very very cute.

[themanoutoftime]

[Steve isn't looking forward to it.]

Oh. I wouldn't-- I'm sorry? That he's cute. And that people don't like your movies.

[butwhytho]

Of course you are.

You're like the sweetest person on the entire planet.

[exterrorist]

Isn't it always crap on Spider-Man month? I mean seriously, you're infamous for it.

[butwhytho]

No one cares about Pyro anymore. Seriously, when was the last issue you were in?

[exterrorist]

No shit, Sherlock, but I wasn't complaining about that. I'm "infamous" for dying and being Australian, this gig is pretty good.

[butwhytho]

Sherlock is Iron Man, idiot.

[stretchy_pants]

Who's Spider-Man?

[butwhytho]

[stretchy_pants]

H-hey... Don't cry, kid.

Look, I've been out of touch with... everything. I've just never heard of the guy.

[butwhytho]

I'm not crying! There's dust in my eye.

Well, I know you. And the Other Guy. We've fought together many times.

[wecould]

There's a Spider-Man month? Huh.

[butwhytho]

Sorry, I don't deliver lasagna.

[wecould]

That's okay, I'm more of a spaghetti kind of guy. You're sure about the "more of you" thing, though? I've seen more of you - well, the other you - than I've seen more of me.

[firegodrockstar]

Because you cry. Like a GIRL.

[Seriously, cheer up emospider! At least your movie was (marginally) better than JOHNNY'S latest movie!]

[butwhytho]

Is insulting me as a male really the best you can do?

[R U D E Johnny also very mean and also you are Captain America and that is unfair]

[firegodrockstar]

Nah, but you'd just break out the waterworks again if I gave it my A game. Girly-girl. [Le smirk.

He's your bro, he's supposed to bust your chops! Also exqueeze you, Cap STOLE his actor and probably won't ever give him back, how unfair is that?

And he can't even get too pissed about it because it's CAP!]

asddgfhjkl DEAD

[bedeviledspider]

I was under the impression it's always crap on Spider-Man month.

Seems to run in the family.

Do you need CPR? Because I totally know CPR.

[butwhytho]

Don't crap on me, man. I'm red, white, and blue and my colors do not run.

[down his face with tears]

I just might! XD

[bedeviledspider]

[ FACEPALMING like his life depends on it ]

Uncle Pete, tell me you are not getting emo on me.