dear_mun | Jun. 24th, 2012

Jun. 24th, 2012

Well. So much for that deployment.

Good luck finding somewhere else that's willing to take a historical figure from a video game universe. I'll be here when you need me.

humilitas

Look, I know that you say it doesn't matter but that's not a risk I'm willing to take. It's almost sunrise, and I need to go save the others.

[ Mun is very amused, because mun has watched all the way to the season finale. Muse has not gotten there yet, and mun's not telling. ]

I know you can do some things with time or whatever, because some of the other people up here are alive when they should be dead.

But I was already like that without your help, and I don't have time to argue with you, or to trust you. It's not me on the line. You say that this isn't eating into my time, but I just can't take that chance.

This is not amusing so stop laughing!

poetrysoldier

First off mun, I know you're hurting right now. I've lost people too. Sasami, three different Shepards, and now Grif. No, it isn't fair. No, it shouldn't have happened. Maybe you could have done something. Maybe. The point is you've got to continue somehow. Just think about it, mun.

Current Mood: crushed

icanhandlemyself

It's very kind of you to send me somewhere where I'll already have friends there, mun. I can tell that you're excited but please...don't rush things. You still have time to work on the application before you're allowed to submit it. But don't get discouraged either, as I know you tend to do sometimes. Just do your best, and I'm sure it'll be fine.

Also...while I'm flattered at the idea of you maybe getting some paid time for me, save your money, okay? You have more important things to spend it on right now, and the icons you gave me are lovely.

You're going to just fine. I know it.

- Asami

lapswally

Mundane, I appreciate the recognition but I think I might be getting too old for this. I mean, I have a kid on the way. Actually, I'm having twins. Well, my wife is but I helped. [Awkward pause.]

Anyway, the point is that she probably would prefer me to be back home instead of doing whatever this is. Not even a speedster can handle a pregnant wife, League duties, and all this.

[Now that he's got that out of the way.]

...And don't you think you could have chosen a different username? He's already going through a lot right now and doesn't need this as a constant reminder, especially since my...grandson showed up. [Still getting use to that.] Besides, the Kid has done quite alright for himself.

ex_messing702

You're focusin' on the wrong things. It's the inside you should be worryin' about, not the face. 'S not even my face, really. 'S what people want to see. Metaphysical.

yessir

This again? I already said it once, but I'll say it again.

You put me on some boat that ain't Serenity, with some crew I don't belong to, without anybody familiar? Things aren't gonna go as smooth as you're hoping they will. I got no problems blending, it's the playing nice part you need to be rethinking.

I don't answer to anybody but Captain Reynolds. There ain't nothin' in the verse that's gonna change that.

[ still figuring out how I want to write her "accent"/cadence, so. sorry if it fluctuates between tags. literal voice test here :B thanks for bearing with me! ]

riot_queen

[She's not even going to bother pulling the cigarette from her lips, just talking around the filter.]

Ain't yer toy, s'why don't you just move on.

intruthandlove

Well, it's been quite a while, hasn't it? There's no need to be so nervous.

I'll grant this is impulsive. You ought to do a bit more reading up on the place before any final decisions and not be so swayed by the urging of a single person. It's quite different than what the both of us are used to.

If I may make one request, though. I would advise that you don't allow the events of my life to spill over into these other worlds. As thrilling as it may be for you, these are our lives. I am adept enough to handle whatever you throw at me, but I will not allow lives to be risked at the hands of the monsters of my reality.

And if you refuse me that, at the very least don't blind me. Yes, yes, there are a million jokes to be made and some things are unavoidable, but really, it's starting to get ridiculous.

unaided

I guess I should be flattered that you like me enough to push past being too shy to come here. This isn't so hard now is it? It's a little easier this way for me, too. There's something I think we need to talk about.

I know you've been trying to rationalize what you read about me, but try not to get ahead of yourself. I really don't want you to be disappointed if you end up wrong about this one.

It might even be better to just not think about it until you can afford the next one or two. We haven't been together long, but I know that if you keep thinking about it you wont be able to let it go.

I wont leave before you can figure it out.

I think I've disappointed enough people, don't you?

inthewalls

No no no no, you can't do this, you can't! I won't play these games - not Hers and not yours. The end has come and gone, now just let me go back to sleep.

psychicpsycho

Uh, yeah, I miss him too, mun. I miss him more than you do, so get over yourself, okay? I'm the one with the problems here.

But he's coming back. He better fucking come back. It's three days 'till three years for us. We're soul mates. He better fucking come back, okay? He can be different but I need to have him back. You gotta make it happen.

Anyway, hey, I know. Can we talk about what he's gonna be like when he gets back from revisions? Because I'm not saying I don't love him as he is, but if he could be a little taller and more, y'know, buff, I wouldn't exactly complain. He doesn't need to be a little hairless submissive fairy. Also I would love it if he'd actually get my sense of humor once in awhile. Because I'm fucking funny.

And maybe if he could just be a little less of a defenseless whiner? But don't make him too independent. Last thing I need is to be made useless.

[He sighs.] Okay. Bottom line. Just tell her not to fuck him up, okay? Don't mess with his face, it's perfect. The blue eyes and freckles and shit?

God, I just miss him. I'm pathetic. I'm fucking pathetic, look at me. Don't look at me. Ugh. You'll be in love someday, you douchebag. Then you'll know how this feels.

twentysixthprince

It's so nice that you finally listened to me and picked me up, I'm very happy about that! I'm sure we will get along fine. Just don't forget me, will you?

By the way, you said I should call you "Mun". But that's too much of a boring name I think! And Mundane doesn't sound good either! You really have a strange taste in names! I will give you a new one, how about that?

demonkill

Huh? But... this isn't even my world. What makes you think I'd be interested? I can't just leave everything behind.

hawkeyedcaptain

~~Dear Dad,~~

It's been a long time since we've even recognized each other, which I understand, to an extent. You're busy, I'm busy, we're both trapped in our own self perpetuated insanity and it just doesn't leave time for frivolity. But I'm glad you're paying attention to me again because I'm finally getting sick of the sound of my own voice.

Ha, no, not really, but there's the rub.

I know you want to explore this site and find someplace to hunker down and set me free. Trust me, I want to forget about this hell hole and pretend like peace was never broken, like you can never imagine. But maybe, just maybe I can be a voice of reason in a way that I'm not accustomed to. Take it slow, don't go rushing in wherever your insomnia riddled mind tells you to.

Take your time with me, and everything will work out.

whitescientist

wwell you sure fucked yourself over nice goin there
again
emphasis on again
as much emphasis as it is possible to place on a wword
at this point im considerin just sittin back an wwatchin you make a fool of yourself its actually a fairly entertainin prospect

ps wwhat the fuck do you mean im rusty

Current Mood: amused

disobedientfish

Saints under the Canopy, mun, if I dawdled like you do, I'd still be in Mayon. Simply pick someone - be it myself, or the blind lass, or the officer - and do something. All this meandering and reconsidering and doubt is extremely uncoming.

Yrs, etc,
A. K.

laceandwings

[ Nill looks around with an almost sheepish expression. Nervous? Maybe a little. She folds her hands together in an effort to keep from fidgeting. She doesn't want to replace anyone, that's not fair at all. Is it? No. Not really. It doesn't matter if they'd like to leave or not, it's not...

Her expression takes a turn for the worst as she looks a little forlorn. Miss mun, only if you're sure they want to go, then I'll go, okay?

Still, she isn't very excited. What about Heine, and Badou, a-and Naoto? They won't be there? Or Bishop? Oh...well. Unsure, she nods again. Hopefully this mun knows what she's doing. ]

errandwings

Mundane, while I am rather amazed at your enthusiasm to get the application done, I'm not sure if you have chosen the most suitable time to do so. [ he sighs. ]

Take better care of yourself first. I'm still going to be here next week, and the week after that.

makethemguilty

Honestly I would have surmised you'd had your fill already. One is enough. I scarcely think there is any place perfect enough to house me.

[Geez Manfred. So pompous.]

...What is this "Paradisa"? Bah.

monokurono

So we find ourselves in these circumstances once more.

To be honest, it is your fault, so you should not behave in such a childish manner. You've put it off for months, it is only natural for someone to take interest in your absence. But, neither should your hopes plummet; find a balance. I have become quite comfortable in this 'headspace' of yours, and I do not mind going along with whatever plans you devise-- Wait, please do not-- I did not m--

[ He sighs wearily. ]

Do you not have other things to worry about?

godlessblossom

Am I supposed to be happy that your recent drop will let you focus more on me, mundane? You should know by now that no matter how much you try to break me it doesn't matter. I will recover.

Besides, I know what happens next and you've run out of people I care about to haunt me with.

poisontongued

I think you may find your fancies ill suited for the true lord of Asgard, lowly creature. What can such a transient thing like you know of a god? I have seen your cities fall in the time it takes for your mortal heart to beat once.

I shall not be your puppet. Now go. And seek amusement elsewhere.

hityeahmiss

Hey, it's been a while. I think you need to do a little housekeeping. Reminiscing is nice and all, but somehow I don't think we have the same idea of fun. I'm fine where I am right now. Really.

...And you only watched those Dissidia cut-scenes once, mun. That was months ago. You know how important memories are. I don't want to lose mine.

nightbaroness

( Spoilers! )

permanentlysealed

As long as you don't find yourself in my way, this arrangement will work. If you think you can overcome me however, you are sorely mistaken. I won't fall for your tricks.

lawbender

( spoilers for 01x12 )

nogoodnoshow

( mild spoilers )

razorlike

I do think you should rearrange your priorities. While I certainly don't mind the fresh air, I can't afford to waste any more time following your indecisive whims.

maybethistimeforsure

welp
that only took half of forever
think my right leg is half convinced its meant to be stuck like that
seriously i thought youd heard of stretching
gonna get cramps if this keeps up
terrible tragedy
well have to give it a funeral if this keeps up
rip right leg
you served well failed only by someone failing to give us any exercise
thats you btw
this can only be rectified by making sure i get another one
cant stride if im hopping

struggledwithin

[Bates crosses his arms irritably, tapping his foot and glaring, where he's sure that stupid 'mun' of his must be watching.]

...Hey.

Are you going to actually do something with me, or what? If not, then get me the fuck back in that box you call your head, 'mun'.

I'm in a bad mood and I don't have time for your bullshit.

adherence

No no no.

Stop it.

Go away.

No, seriously, go away. Play with the other spider chick of yours.

foreveryakone

( everything is spoilers and most of it hurts )

biggestdreamer

I don't understand. What do ducks have to do with the computer?

stolensazureus

You idiot! You let me get captured!

[The blue haired took a deep breath]

Okay fine, you needed the drama, so when do I get to escape?

What do you mean never!

burnmythoughts

A Warden?

Look, don't tell any of the boys I said this, but I'm barely an adult. I only have control of half my powers. I'm - I have a temper, okay?

There's so much I still need to learn. I shouldn't be running off and trying to control someone else's life.

...

You mean I could bring her back?

...Okay. I'll try it.

pamalamadingdong

You're just doing this so I can talk to my co-workers... right? But, I'm okay. Really. I see them every day.

kungfu_sexnun

So . . . what exactly is all this 'equalist' stuff everybody's talking about?

You never tell me anything.

o_tea_p

It is good to see a new generation rising up to meet the challenge of maintaining peace and balance in the world.

Still, I wish I could have been there to see it in person. Those Satomobiles look fun!

Perhaps you might reconsider bringing me back?

thefirstfallen

And we're here why exactly? Madame, I'll assure you that although you may find this amusing, I most certainly do not. I'm well aware that there's no place for me on here, so really, you seem entirely hellbent on, as they say, leaving me blueballed and wanting for an outlet.

Though, I do admit that you bringing me somewhere before our neighborhood brick shithouse is astounding. In fact, why haven't you? Isn't he your pet pupil?

allfordaddy

Really, shipping me with that beast is one thing, but making it an 'oh-tee-three' with poor, sweet Leo? My, my, I can only imagine how those two would handle being in any relationship, let alone a polyamorous one. I suppose it could be amusing, though. Like playing beauty, the beast and Prince Charming.

isdifferentokay

Uhhh...

I'm glad to be out again and everything, I guess, but... Why did seeing Brave make you think of me? Shouldn't you be doing stuff with Merida?

...Yeah, that's true, I guess you have.

Well... I'm glad you think I'm brave? Or... Whatever happened.

Are you going to canon review now?

...Didn't think so.

eagerbender

...Are you sure this squirt calling me "fancy britches" is the Toph Bei Fong? Because I'm pretty sure she wasn't that short. Or that mouthy.

And what's up with pulling me from there? What did I do to deserve that kind of fate? Aside from being the Avatar.

[Grumble grumble grumble.] It's not like I'm going anywhere.

hisacrifice

I admire your passion, mundane. I truly do.

But how many times do I have to go up against Saren before you're satisfied with my story? A man can only take so much of watching the Council sit idly by when he knows how the story ends.

... I know you just want the best for everyone involved. That doesn't make it any easier.

Current Mood: cynical

hiimnorm

Hi, I'm Norm!

Have you seen my father? I've been looking for him everywhere!

kidwithastick

It's okay, Mun. Things will be better soon. I know what it's like to have people make fun of you...you don't have horns, but it still feels awful.

You'll be okay. Just don't let it change who you are.

fellfromthetree

You're just trying to stress me out. Ugh. Its not as if I don't have ENOUGH of a problem fitting in, now I have a monkey talking

Can't...can you just STOP bringing this kind of unwanted attention onto me? I have a hard enough time as it is.

mama_saber

While I do appreciate your concern in giving me a "vacation" from my daily life. But, this simply will not do. Irisviel and the children depend on me to much to take a break now. Perhaps in a few years, when Illya and Shirou are grown and can taken care of themselves, then perhaps I and Irisviel will take that honeymoon she's always talking about. Till then, please let me return to my family and do what I must to keep them happy and safe.

If you insist on dragging me along to some odd place, I would like to bring at least Irisviel along. She could use the break from the children far more then I could. She works the hardest of us all and deserves a bit of peace and quiet once in awhile.

On the topic of Kiritsugu...I imagine he would have been just a good a parent to Illya as I or anyone else could be. That is all I really have to say on the subject.

allianceborn

I think we both know your choice in muses are uh... questionable at best.

You've got a heck of a lot of militants in this space of yours. Are you sure you can handle another one?

[Sigh] ... Look. Just remember to take precaution about where you decide to use me.

imperatives

What of it? It's a game where men kick the ball around and not much else! I don't see the point. Seems like a huge waste of time.

helicopterchaser

Sí, señorita, I can hear you. Though that does not mean I exactly care about what you have to say. Especially when the only thing you seem to be doing is staring at my chest and babbling about some brudel. I've already gone to confession this week, señorita, I don't need a reason to go back. Además de, I have more important things to worry about than how much of a work-out my pito gets.

shitennou_nephrite

Mun, I know you've been watching Zoisite's death scene over and over again for sentimental value but ten times? Really. I like Zoisite just as much as the next man *cough* [He can be so annoying I want to shove his hairbrush up his-]

I am just requesting that perhaps you should watch me, driving around in my sportscar and making evil plans for the brats? Being sad over Zoisite's death isn't doing you any good and I'm sure Kunzite doesn't want to watch it. How about livening up the mood a little bit?

Current Mood: bored

youruniverse

What was that you said last time? "Never writing another history section for a Homestuck character, no way, no how, not for all the money in the world, fucking timetravel", I believe. I might be paraphrasing.

You know, I don't think you should be fooling around like this. Isn't there a deadline on applications? Lord knows, you need all the help you can get.

slleps

...the ruined city place? Really?

[ alright, okay - she knows how this deal goes: she complains, everyone tells her her mun won't listen, SURPRISE SURPRISE her mun doesn't listen, lather, rinse, repeat.

might as well look on the bright side here: ]

Well at least it isn't one of those games.

[ you all know which games she's talking about. ]

the_suicide_king

So you've decided to drop by the end of this month. Don't be upset. Anyone would run out of energy after two years.

It's been a fantastic run. I've overcome my past, fell in love with an unforgettable woman, discarded an old crutch... retired my trade. Perhaps even made friends. We've achieved all we wanted to do. Now is the time to take a well-deserved break and focus on other things.

Goodbyes aren't for forever. There's no reason to be sad. It isn't as though I will be alone, either.

We will meet again.

eyeofwildtiger

Stop laughing! It's not funny at all! And still totally, completely unfair!

And she's still got my bunny. I don't wanna get measured for a dress!

needurhalp

I appreciate that you are willing to bring me out but please do not worry. I believe that everything will be fine until you find a place for me.

You have plenty of time to finish this "AU" of yours.

warrior_princess

Yyyyyeah, 'cause last time you tried to play me anywhere you really ran with that! Or not.

Kid, look. Fundamental difference that I'd say is too much to reconcile: you? Don't like conflict. You're not all that assertive. Me? I love fighting. I love going to some seedy cantina, crossing some slob's sad territorial boundaries, and getting into a brawl. I'm not a mindless hothead, I don't pick fights in my squadron or on my 'side', but I don't exactly bow down to them either. Hell, when I took the throne I took that bastard and ran with it, never mind what the nobles said. I am not a puppet Princess - or Empress, for that matter.

Now, I'm not saying you gotta change. What works for me isn't going to work for most people, women or not. I'm saying you'd have a lot of trouble doing anything with me. And you know that.

Don't you even look at games until you've been on memes a while and can have me do things without cringing like that.

dork_of_keys

( Voices. )

... I think I liked the squealing about Korra more.

( D'oh! )

[And changing the subject.]

Weren't you thinking of getting Link into Daear? Shouldn't you go work on that?

Current Mood: This mun...
Current Music: Black Mages - Dancing Mad

makesnopromises

Just because you have other 'sleeping' Airbenders in your headspace doesn't mean you'll 'figure me out' as fast as Korra got her first training lesson. Dad did get the heirloom fixed pretty fast, though.

Wait, you sent Grandpa Aang to a few games? You even started out with Gran-Gran for a while?!

...I'll give you a chance, and rewatching the entire series yesterday after the finale aired? It's a start.

I wasn't there for all of it, but it's just as memorable as Grandpa's stories.

techno_turian

[Please, Bioware, baby, don't hurt me no more. Techno Turian's mundane can't handle much more hurt.]

poem_in_despair

I... I-I don't want to! I can't! I don't know how to d-deal with more experiments...

And what's this shit about Medusa maybe going there too?! I didn't agree to this!

And if Mother is... is there she'll... I... I don't want t-to...

We don't need any more experiments, dumbass Mun! We need more souls to eat! What's the hold up?!

cleverkit

Of course I'd like to see the others again. But something tells me you're more interested in breaking my brain by seeing Thundercats from the other timeline than anything else. I'm right, aren't I?

...Yeah, uh huh. Mun, you know you're a lousy liar, right?

aboloshisthedead

Ah, I see that you have decided to allow me to come out of that cramped space of yours. Really mun, you must let out some more of those ideas, it is possibly one of the only ways that it will empty out.

hopesustainsme

I know you get easily excited. It's not a bad thing I just think you should stop and take a deep breath. I know you have lots of ideas and that's great. But I don't think you should stress yourself out by over-extending yourself.

Everything will happen in time. You'll be much happier with the ed results if you just wait.

And remember mun: All will be well.

secondtofury

M'am?

It would be within your best interest to reconsider this.

destructivedirective

This is quite an endeavor you've undertaken, human. Interesting and amazingly pointless.

What is it you hope to accomplish? Will you actually allow me to fulfill my purpose, or will I have to suffer being a plaything for a while longer?

paperworkprodigy

No, no, no. I absolutely do not have time for this. I do not need one more thing to deal with right now.

Yes, I realize nothing has really been happening on the dating front... well, forever, but it's the principle of the thing, and we can't bloody well be down another Rook at a time like this.

And they could at least provide a complimentary minibar.

peculiarfire

You worthless git!

Why the bloody hell have you brought me here, away from the rest of the wards? Couldn't you see we were in the middle of something important? Or do you just not give a damn?

I bet you're a wight.

I don't have time to play any bloody games with you in whatever loop this is. Send me back. Now.

- Emma

masterofdhara

I suppose I should feel flattered by your sudden interest in me. However, do not think for a moment that you possess any hold over me. You are nothing but a child whose imagination has gone wild. What you're daring to do is what many of my greatest foes wished to achieve.

You cannot control me and I will not succumb to your will.

I am Lord Darken Rahl, ruler of D'hara the Arbiter of Death. Tread carefully, fool.

hot4engines

I ain't saying I'm never gonna second-guess myself... or that I won't think of him, or that my feelings for him ain't still there... but is explorin' other things so bad? After all, I got myself a new crew in the Doctor and Arthur and Jenny and Remus even though the rest of my crew from back home ain't here, and that don't make me feel bad or mean they mean any less to me... and everyone else I know here seems to think it's a good idea. I'm excited my own self.

I think it'll be good for you, too, mun. Tryin' something new, 'stead'a staying where you're comfy all the time, ya know?

starknaked

In regards to this list.

It is not nearly as funny as you think. Not even close. It should be seen as a guideline for you to follow. Do take notes and then get on it.

dontcallmebatwoman

Look, I appreciate you actually thinking about me for the first time in forever. Finally working on my AU, thanks.

But when it's just to draw me getting hit on by other people, and then to just ignore me for your, what, fifth AU of me? Not so much. I'm the only AU you've made any journals for, but you're just gonna keep focusing on other ones. Seriously? One gets a fic, one gets a week dedicated to him on your LJ plus actual rp time, and the canon version is in an actual game.

Either do something with me, or get rid of all those blogs, you're just url squatting at this point.

I think we have issues.

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