On mun's shipping choices

[allfordaddy]

Really, shipping me with that beast is one thing, but making it an 'oh-tee-three' with poor, sweet Leo? My, my, I can only imagine how those two would handle being in any relationship, let alone a polyamorous one. I suppose it could be amusing, though. Like playing beauty, the beast and Prince Charming.

Comments

[raechenden]

... Do I want to know, or is this another thing I am best off not asking about?

[allfordaddy]

What?! You should be flattered to be paired up with me!

[raechenden]

Paired up?

[allfordaddy]

You know; dating, holding hands, giving me flowers. You really must know what dates are, Leo. Then again, I suppose your incredible social ignorance is quite adorable. Almost like a penguin...

[raechenden]

-Internal keysmash.-

I know that that is! I just... I never heard it referred to as such. Why are you comparing me to a penguin?

[allfordaddy]

[This is only the beginning.]

Because you're just as cute as one, of course! But none of that matters right now, since I suppose I should hear how you feel about our impending relationship. If dating someone of my status unnerves you, you really shouldn't worry. I don't mind dating someone... like you. My father may not be too pleased with me, but, much like Romeo and Juliet, we can hide our love!

[Someone has thought about this way too much.]

So. Yes. Response?

[raechenden]

...

Ah ha, okay, okay, that's enough of this joke, Lili. -SHE'S GOTTA BE JOKING... RIGHT?-

[allfordaddy]

What?! Do you have your heart set on somebody else?!

[IT'S LILI. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.]

[raechenden]

I don't have my heart set on anyone.

[allfordaddy]

Then why aren't you happy that you get to spend time with me?

[raechenden]

-A small chuckle.-

Lili.... I am always happy to be with you. That's never in question. I consider you AND Asuka friends. But something more than that... it takes time, ja? It can't be rushed into.

[allfordaddy]

[Lili pouts. Shower her with affection, dang it!]

But I don't want to wait!

[raechenden]

Ah, how did that saying go...

"Dabei ist es egal, wie langsam du solange du nicht aufhörst zu gehen."

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop."

[allfordaddy]

But it does matter how slowly you go. If there's no change, what's the point?

[raechenden]

I never said there was no change.

[allfordaddy]

Hmph...

Fine, we'll take things slowly, but you have to be the best girlfriend ever. And you have to take me out lots, because I hate just sitting around. Don't forget to get me flowers, too. I like roses. White ones, of course.

[raechenden]

Just leave it to me, Lili. I won't let you down.

[allfordaddy]

Promise?

[raechenden]

Promise!

[devil_within]

I'm almost afraid to ask who the 'beast' is supposed to be.

[allfordaddy]

Don't flatter yourself. You may have attractive eyebrows, but your personality is abhorrent. My mundane is speaking of that beastly Asuka Kazama, of course.

[devil_within]

I was not insinuating that I would be the 'beast.'

[At the mention of Jun's niece, there's a slight facial twitch. She's too much like Jun. Pure and innocent. He'd not pull any punches if it came down to a direct confrontations, but at the same time he feels some kind of responsibility toward Asuka for reasons he doesn't even really understand.]

You would do well to stay away from her.

[allfordaddy]

Or what? I was lead to believe the 'Great' Kazuya Mishima had no time for family. Why does it matter if I choose to chase after Asuka?

[devil_within]

I don't care. Jin, however, would not appreciate your... entanglement with his cousin.

Besides, remember what he did to your father? Jin is as vindictive as I. Present him with a personal affront, and your father's wealth will be the least of his worries.

[harakickyourass]

... While the modern age does allow for new forms of relationships, I must admit that this particular mix could prove... volatile.

[allfordaddy]

That only makes it more fun!

[harakickyourass]

[On the one hand, Yoshimitsu feels like he should discourage people from entering relationships that are obviously bad ideas due to... previous experiences.

On the other hand it's not like every break-up ends with the lady in question turning out to be a spy that wants to steal your sacred clan-sword, so eh whatevs.]

You know yourself and your friends best, my lady.