Homeless but in search of a game to app at

[hawkeyedcaptain]

Dear Dad,

It's been a long time since we've even recognized each other, which I understand, to an extent. You're busy, I'm busy, we're both trapped in our own self perpetuated insanity and it just doesn't leave time for frivolity. But I'm glad you're paying attention to me again because I'm finally getting sick of the sound of my own voice.

Ha, no, not really, but there's the rub.

I know you want to explore this site and find someplace to hunker down and set me free. Trust me, I want to forget about this hell hole and pretend like peace was never broken, like you can never imagine. But maybe, just maybe I can be a voice of reason in a way that I'm not accustomed to. Take it slow, don't go rushing in wherever your insomnia riddled mind tells you to.

Take your time with me, and everything will work out.

Comments

Eeeee! Hawkeye!

[diana_abel]

Dude, you totes have a super positive outlook on this whole "gamey" thing. I like the way you say that. "Set me free." Totally groovy!

Hi~

[hawkeyedcaptain]

Thanks, there's nothing I like more than freedom, or a warm bed with someone else in it.

There are a whole bunch of MASH fans over at Bete Noire

[diana_abel]

I like the way you think, dude.

this post is such a day-maker ajdsk

[hearschoppers]

Oh, I think that's real good advice, Hawkeye. I mean I'm sure they try their best and everything, but a lotta these mun people don't usually remember about waiting first thing. They'd probably try to swim right after eating something!

[ THAT'S PRACTICALLY BLASPHEMY. Or something. ]

Holy fffff Radar <3

[hawkeyedcaptain]

Sometimes you have to just go for a swim after eating a huge meal, you don't have any choice. But since this isn't urgent, I think I'll spare myself the proverbial cramps and just see what happens.

[Can't help it, he laughs as he continues the metaphor.]

sob M*A*S*H needs so much more love <3

[hearschoppers]

I sure hope you know what you're doing. You could wind up anywhere once you get out here with the rest of us. Anywhere that's not home or Korea. [ Since those are the only two places he could really think to go. Who knows, there could be some sort of Tokyo game out here that everybody wants to get to. Also, sounding properly scandalized. ] I almost ended up with wings stuck on me. There would've been feathers and everything.

Because you're awesome and this has to happen.

[otis_pdriftwood]

I'd give you five to one odds against that happening. If you took that bet you'd be a sucker. Speaking of suckers, I should give you one. But I don't have any, so have a cigar instead.

[Because why not?]

:D You're pretty awesome yourself!

[hawkeyedcaptain]

I stopped gambling when a psychiatrist took all my money during a poker game - I'd like to think I'm no longer a sucker for guys who can read people like newspapers. And five to one? That's a little steep for my blood in the first place, and also may be a bit of an over estimate.

[otis_pdriftwood]

Now that's a skill I like to cultivate. Unfortunately most of the people I read were written for the funny pages.

The ones that aren't, well, you couldn't print them in a family newspaper. They'd have to come in a plain brown wrapper. Speaking of things that are plain, who was the stiff that was still walking?

[Thumbs over his shoulder to where Burns was]

[original_fine]

You sound incredibly reasonable for someone in our position. I admire that.