canon: the unusuals

[thatsthejob]

Are you still on this kick to want to put me in a game? Seriously?

Look I've been tolerant with you because you haven't been bending me to uncalled for whims, but I do have a job to do. Besides you keep looking and you haven't found anything. That should be a sign to stop.

I have a gun, and handcuffs.

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[richdetective]

Threatening with handcuffs usually doesn't help.

[thatsthejob]

Hoping the gun deters her more.


Instead I told her to go make icons of me to distract her a bit. Make use of the caps she made.

[richdetective]

Shiny new icons are a thing of beauty.

[thatsthejob]

She'll make more than she can use however.

[richdetective]

They always do.

[thatsthejob]

Though hey won't be so bad. She'll just have to buy me paid time or something. Even if she is broke.

[richdetective]

You know we'd like to see them.

[onsilksheets]

Handcuffs? Sounds kinky.

[thatsthejob]

Uh, okay let me make sure she knows not in the kinky way.

Though she is suddenly thrilled because it's you.

[onsilksheets]

Oh, she is, is she? Your mun has incredible taste then.

Although, she's pretty excited to see you around too.

[thatsthejob]

I do have to give her that. She has good taste.

Well your mun got good taste too then.

[onsilksheets]

She has her moments. [There's a smile.]

Are there any games she's been looking at in particular?

[thatsthejob]

She's still poking around.

[onsilksheets]

Rushing headfirst into things is never a good plan after all.

[thatsthejob]

Well she tends to do that most times. How I ended up here afterall.

[onsilksheets]

Perhaps it was one of the best decisions she made. You need to see how it pans out.

[thatsthejob]

She seems to think I am at least. As long as I don't end up in some crazy place, or well too crazy.

[onsilksheets]

I'll just tell you now: there aren't many games around that don't have some inkling of crazy about them.

[thatsthejob]

She finally decided on a couple to look into.

[onsilksheets]

Oh? What games is she looking into then?

[thatsthejob]

Ataraxion and Outer Divide.

[He shrugs being kept in the dark about either. Like his mun would be nice enough to see if he approved. pfft.]

[onsilksheets]

Oh, I'm at the first one. It's interesting to say the least.

[If by interesting she means deadly, dangerous and occasionally chaotic.]

I can't really tell you anything about the second one though.

[thatsthejob]

Yeah? What's it like?

[onsilksheets]

Well, each month you wake up in a stasis chamber with a tube jammed down your throat. You're also covered in blue goo. For the first twenty four hours or so, your memory is fuzzy and you feel nauseous. Never gets any easier no matter how many times you go through it.

There's also a few aliens on board, werewolves, vampires. Not that I know that in game but I figured it should be pointed out.

Once, there was a fear gas that made people have hallucinations and another time there were demons aboard that possessed people. As an upcoming event, a lot of the ship are going to be hit with a debilitating sickness that will steadily get worse over time. You could even die from it. I think there's a cure but it won't be easy to find.

My mundane here is going to make me sick.

[thatsthejob]

Right. Okay.

[Eyes his mun a moment who just smirks a little.]

Really lady what the fuck is wrong with you?

[onsilksheets]

[Bela's mun is also smirking.]

I ask mine that on a daily basis.