Mun reads too much fanfiction

[performance_issues]

There are far too many flaws in these tales you read. I am either depicted as a seducer or a weak, whining brat who decides to switch sides and do good.

And what is this fascination with me being pregnant? That was a one time thing and I remained in my mare form for the entire pregnancy.

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[bindsthedead]

Well, at least you have people writing about you, and-

Pregnant? But you- you are- [That was the sound of Sabriel's brain breaking.]

[performance_issues]

A shapeshifter.

[Like that explains everything]

[bindsthedead]

A shapeshifter? But why a mare?

awesome username.

[fotlenke]

Best mare.

thanks

[performance_issues]

You are jesting, surely.

[fotlenke]

Favorite mare.

[notofasgard]

I suggest cognitive recalibration. It worked on Barton just fine.

[performance_issues]

Alas, my abilities don't seem to work on her.

[notofasgard]

Have you a plan, my friend? What horror does she encase upon thy soul? [ He can show sympathy for a fellow self who is being, how to say, compromised by a mortal.]

[1811k]

Y'know. I wish I could say I'm surprised, but the moment I saw you I thought 'that's a guy who's been a pregnant horse'.

[irritating]

Pregnant, huh. [STARING]

So how'd you lose the baby weight?

[morethanpasta]

[He's not going to bother with the how or the why when there are more important questions to be asked.]

Can you turn back into a mare? I want to pet you!

[decapitateddelivery]

[ He's checking you out from a distance, Loki. ]

[medicalhell]

And the award for the 'I don't wanna be knocked up but I do' goes to....

( Perry begins to make a drum noise. )

To the man with long hair!

( Snort. )

Say what do you think of Boy George copying your style?