Homeless forever. Canon is "The New Adventures of Mega Man." Yes. THAT COMIC.

[madeinbrazil]

Sooo, mun.

Good to see you finally let me out of the bag!  Think it took you long enough? 

I mean, come on. Was it really any contest? With this handsome face, and this hot body to boot.

[X proceeds to flex, and quite vigorously, as though to show off this 'hot body' that he speaks of. Please. Someone. STOP HIM.]

I am called the "Greatest Robot" for a reason, you know. Not like that other one.  

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[oohmisterx]

[what

No, seriously.

WHAT?]

Are you being serious right now, Kiddo?

I'm not sorry.

[madeinbrazil]

[Oooh, a lady. Time to turn on the famous X charms!

He grins, sliiiiiiiiiiiiiding up to her.]

I'm always serious.

I promise you, babe. Spend enough time with me, and you'll be calling me anything but 'kiddo'.

Never be. |D

[oohmisterx]

[What the, is he actually flirting with her? The things her mun puts her through. There's a drawn out sigh, followed by a look of an annoyance.]

Sorry Kiddo, but it looks like you've got more growing up to do before you become half the man I'm even looking for.

[megabusters]

[Is that X?





....that sure looks like him alright.]

[madeinbrazil]

Hey, Rocky!

[...though wait, something's missing...

He blinks.]

Where's Roll?

[megabusters]

[...Since when did X ever call him Rocky anyway? Not that it matters, but--]

Um, Roll's in my mun's headspace right now. Do you want to talk her?

I SWEAR I DIED LAUGHING XDDD

[unlmtdpotential]

[Wat.

Just.

...

Wat. This guy can't be serious. He's worse than that other knockoff of him X, be nice, at least that X isn't a perv.]

...You're an embarrassment to yourself and every Maverick Hunter or reploid built after you. [X, I said be nice.]

He does that, yes. :P

[madeinbrazil]

Embarrassment?

[Awww, X almost looks hurt. For a second. Really, it's amazing how quickly this idiot bounces back.]

Look, just because you may share my good looks, where do you get off talking about 'embarrassment'? My fight against the Neo-Mavericks has nothing to do with this.

And what the hell's a Reploid? Seriously, sounds like some sort of dinosaur.

<3

[unlmtdpotential]

"Neo-Mavericks"?

[Quick headshake. Time enough for questions later.]

It's not even your fighting capability, it's your attitude. I don't remember even Zero being that egotistical.

....

You don't even know what a "reploid" is? It's "replica android", meaning an android built based off my--our--designs! [Well, this other him was ... unique, if nothing else.]

[futurefightingrobot]

[He'll just give this guy a strange look. He looks just like the smaller X, but his attitude is way off. Which universe did this one hail from?]

Er....which "other one" are you talking about? [So easily confused, this guy.]

Ruby-Spears X <333333333333333

[madeinbrazil]

[Hey, one of him that looks...closer to his amazing handsomeness. At least he doesn't look like a wimp.]

The little one.

[He pauses.]

...The one who always yells that fighting is bad, blah blah blah.

[moneybeforehonor]

... You get stupider, somehow, Blueboy?

[madeinbrazil]

[--YES I mean

X is somehow offended by this comment.]

Whaddya mean 'stupider'?

[Maaaan. This guy was just blind or something to see his awesomeness. He has a pouty face.]

[princessofjustice]

[What.]

[Just. What.]

[madeinbrazil]

[Ahhhh, she's stunned by his good looks. This isn't a surprise. Still, being direct never seemed to help him so proceed to have an X preening.

A lot.

He does it for your attention, really, Amelia.]

[yaninacan]

[...........huh. Well this was... new.]

You certainly are confident.

[madeinbrazil]

[X does a double-take. He certainly looked like him, but...

He sighed.]

I've seen little mes, whiny mes, and handsome mes...

Never thought I'd have to add a crossdresser to that list.

And now a Zero

[bigredchesticles]

[At first he boggles. Since when did X brag about himself like that? He's the one usually doing that, unless it's a prank or something and X is just messing with everyone by throwing his humility out the window.]

[The flexing is a bit much, though.]

....Okay...

X, did you hit your head or something?

Eeeeeeeexcellent >:3

[madeinbrazil]

[Oh man, Zero! Someone sane! And he looked the same! He didn't look five, or act like a little girl, or act so uptight that he just needed to get a girlfriend.

This was...Zero.

Normalcy. Beautiful normalcy]

You'd think. Man, I think I'm going crazy; Roll as an eight year old Though she'll be cute when she gets older, smaller mes, smaller Rockys...

But at least you're normal.

...

Right?

And now another Zero! 8>

[dividedby]

... ... ...

... ... ...

[....brb trying to process what the fuck he's witnessing right this moment...

...ssssssoooo either some perverted scientist had fun messing with Copy X Mk. III's head, or...Zero doesn't even know. So while he tries to figure out why X would suddenly turn into a wannabe playboy, staring. Yes. Staring is good.]

Not sorry in the least

[madeinbrazil]

[Oh. Oh.

And who was this vision of robotic loveliness standing before him? Sure, she didn't have much in the T and A department, but with a body like that, and such skintight armor?

He'll bite. He'll bite on that like a scrumptious turkey leg at an American amusement park.]

Oh...

[So yes, Zero. Feel free to notice that strange, strange X giving you what is probably supposed to be a handsome smirk, but really he looks like a creeper.]

Hey, there gorgeous. I couldn't help but notice you admiring the merchandise.

[derivativeofx]

[ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

This was not in any of the history books. This was not even in the really bad historical fanfiction. What is even. What is this. What is Copy supposed to do with this thing.]

...Is this a joke?

[madeinbrazil]

[Another knockoff? Seriously? And this one looked girlier than the others!

He sighs.]

Why does everyone ask me that?

[His face may or may not have some badly drawn manga sparkles around it. Punch it, Copy X. Or maybe just cleanse it with fire.]

Look at this face. This is not my lying face.

[system_dp]

"Hot body"? But you do not appear to be on fire.

[Only part of what X that the Mecha-Girl seems to focus on.]

[madeinbrazil]

[Oooooh. A girl. Or at least he hoped it was a girl. Maaaan, with the androgynous people and the crossdressers he ran into today, he wouldn't be shocked if it was a guy with a boob job.

Still, cute girl was a cute girl, and cute girls always got the X charm!]

I beg to differ. Seeing a vision of loveliness such as yourself, I'd say any man would be 'on fire' so to speak.