Mun is unsure if she should move here or stay in LJ

[squeak_squeaker]

I dunno, mun! Every place has nice and less nice people, that's...uhh. That's just the way it is.

If I where you, I'd just look around for a little longer. I know it's not always easy, but you just got to pull through. Find your inner Kronk and hold your chin up! I know yours is kinda... a lot smaller than mine, but that'll just make holding it up easier.

It's like that time I tried to bake cupcakes and one of them got all big and ugly looking, but then I ate it and it was still delicious. And that's kind of the same thing, right? [Riiight.]

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[hands4healing]

Tell your Mun that my Mun feels the same way, Mr. Kronk!

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh... really? I thought mine was the only one feeling like that!

[Then, he blinked slowly.] Mr. Kronk?

[hands4healing]

No, not really. [Shrug.]

Um...?

[squeak_squeaker]

...oh...uh. I didn't think I was a mister yet!

[hands4healing]

Um, well, it's a polite way of addressing people where I'm from...?

[squeak_squeaker]

Right! Oh, I didn't know that.

I'm sorry, Mr. Winry.

[hands4healing]

[Wide eyes, Kronk. And then...

GIGGLES.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh... is that wrong too? [Kronk KNEW that ladies where 'ma'am' or 'miss', but something about this whole conversation was hopelessly confusing to him.]

[hands4healing]

It's...uh...

[Having a hard time controlling her giggles.]

also.

[squeak_squeaker]

[ooc: I made a post, LOL. XD ]

What...uh. What is it?

[hands4healing]

Um, well, 'mister' is for men...

[Trying hard to stop giggling now. She doesn't want to hurt Kronk's feelings.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Ohhh... I didn't think you where a man! You're a little girl, don't worry about that. [Kronk felt bad, though.]

[hands4healing]

[Pouts.]

I'm not a little girl!

[squeak_squeaker]

I mean...uh. All grown up lady! Who's kinda short.

[hands4healing]

[Well, isn't that a shock, being called short!]

[squeak_squeaker]

...I'm...uh. I'm sorry. Short's not bad!

Tall is worse. I hit my head on a LOT of ceilings, I'm telling you! [...Nervous laugh is nervous.]

[hands4healing]

No, no, it's fine! [Just funny.]

I have a friend who's very tall.

[squeak_squeaker]

Kronk tall or...uh. Other people tall?

[hands4healing]

He's nearly twice as tall as I am. [Absolutely serious.]

[squeak_squeaker]

...taller than ME? How's that possible? [Kronk wasn't too good with math, though.]

[hands4healing]

Well, um...there was...a lot of stuff involved in that.

[Just a little uncomfortable discussing that sort of thing.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... don't worry, if you don't want to talk about it! [Big smile.]

I'm just...uh. ALWAYS this big, I think!

[hands4healing]

Even when you were a kid?

[squeak_squeaker]

No! I used to be really small and chubby, but then I got big. [Little Kronk: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wh6jpmIg1r115hxo6_250.gif ]

[dadwasavillain]

...Just buy Entenmann's. [Missing the point...]

[squeak_squeaker]

What's Entenmann- Woah.

What kinda shampoo do you use? [Priorities!]

[dadwasavillain]

[!!]

My mom's...?

[squeak_squeaker]

...does your mom want to share her shampoo with me, buddy?

My hair's all frizzled and if I run into Yzma here, she's going to fire me!

[dadwasavillain]

[Warren just stares. First cupcakes and now haircare. ...And Mrs. Peace probably would share her shampoo with Kronk but there's no way he's answering that.]

She's going to fire you for...your hair?

Can she do that? I thought there were laws against that kind of thing.

[squeak_squeaker]

[If you expected Kronk to talk about fighting or wrestling or anything else at all badass, you had entirely the wrong big guy in front of you! A small comfort; Kronk didn't mention the chipmunks yet.]

I bet she'd poison me, if my hair got really bad. I'd be lucky to just get fired!

[dadwasavillain]

[Hmm.]

I think you need to join a union. They usually protect you from these kinds of things. You know...discrimination and poisoning.

[squeak_squeaker]

An union of...uh. Kronks? [Kronk looked mighty puzzled for a bit. Did other Kronks exist? Could he HUG them?]

[dadwasavillain]

What--no. A union of like...people who work together. [Warren is having a hard time thinking this through, he's only seventeen gosh.] Your coworkers. ...Evil minions have coworkers, don't they?

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... I dunno about that. I'm Yzma's ONLY minion! [Even though Warren was almost half Kronk's age, he seemed a lot smarter already. Kronk didn't even know that he was supposed to have coworkers...]