I AM SO NOT SORRY DEAR-MUN. Canon is All That.

[repairmanmanman]

[LOOK OUT BELOW! The Repair man falls from the ceiling. Because he fucking can.]

DID ANYONE CALL FOR A REPAIR MAN?!

I'M THE REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN.

[And he grins, posing with hands on his hips because he is the Repair Man. Complete with personal echo.]

Comments

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie takes a glance up.]

...Trixie wonders where the hay you came from.

[repairmanmanman]

I COME FROM WHEREVER PEOPLE NEED ME! [Meanwhile if you look to the background you can see the mun rolling on the ground squealing with unheard of amounts of glee and giddyiness and unapologetic natureness]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Uh, The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't really need anypony's help.

i lub you

[rocket_rider]

Uh... I don't think so.

I lub everyone.

[repairmanmanman]

ARE YOU SURE? THIS YOUNG WOMAN CLAIMED SOMETHING WAS IN NEED OF REPAIRING THAT ONLY I COULD FIX! [Wide fucking gesture to the mun]

Re: I lub everyone.

[rocket_rider]

Oh, well...

[Gentaro reaches into the hammerspace of his pockets and pulls out the S1 switch.]

For some reason I can only use this in movies. Can you see if you can fix it?

[notblackwesker]

....Did you just provide your own echo?

WELP hope you don't mind some threadjacking action because HERE IT GOES

[harakickyourass]

Some men are men of the shadows, silent and deadly as the wind. This man however is one of light- the bold hero, charging forth to pierce the veil of night and bring forth the light of salvation to the cowering masses! Surely, a man such as he deserves to be heard.

asdfg

[notblackwesker]

You WOULD say that.

PREPARE YOUR BODY even if I feel so inferior with my tiny number of icons

[harakickyourass]

I would! For why would I not? Why would I not admire the nobility in hardworking governmental maintenance workers?

XD No idea why I made a guy with all of 2 facial expressions have 100 icons

[notblackwesker]

There's no "nobility" to be found in a repair man who breaks through a ceiling on his way to you!

OH GOD now I have to feel inferior over how this weekend was eaten and this reply is late.

[harakickyourass]

Is it not a measure of his dedication that he seeks out those in need, rather than passively wait? Such is the way of the modern age, Raven- as the Internet brings people together, the lean predator that can strike the fastest is the one to survive, not the lumbering beast that waits and watches.

<3 No rush. Totally worth the wait~

[notblackwesker]

Are you kidding me?? Does this joke look like a "lean predator" to y--

[Pause. Yoshimitsu is the probably the LAST person to ask such a question!]

Don't use 'modernization' as an excuse for your bastardization! This guy's just as much of a disgrace to his profession as you are to classic ninjutsu!

Then let us engage in the most SERIOUS TALK about ninjas ever recorded on D_M.

[harakickyourass]

[BETCH I WAS AROUND BEFORE YOU WERE AN IDEA IN HARADAS HEAD DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT 'CLASSIC' TO ME]

Were it not for the modern worlds methods and appliances, the Manji-clan would not be the force for change that it currently is. The world moves ever onward, and we must move with it to ensure the survival of our art.

/THIS IS WHERE I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SWALLOWED UP BY WORK

[notblackwesker]

[YEAH WELL DADDY LOVES ME BETTER]

A 'force for change'? [Raven just grunts.] Your little band of thieves? Don't make me laugh.

I know well of the importance in adaptation to new methods and technology- but that doesn't mean completely disregarding everything that true ninja stand for!

/ALL IS FORGIVEN only ninja-fan wank now

[harakickyourass]

Hmph! You have seen the work of doctor Boskonovich up close, and you still doubt our capabalities?

[notblackwesker]

The doctor is a separate matter altogether.

I haven't bothered looking into all ninja of the Manji-clan, but if YOU'RE any indication....

[harakickyourass]

... Well. I suppose it is your prerogative to make a judgment before knowing your opponents hand.

[Said oh so smugly. DESPITE having that weird voice-scrambling filter or whatever, you can STILL hear the smugness RADIATING from him.]

[notblackwesker]

[Doing his best to appear unphased by the other ninja's smugness]

Quick assessments are part of the job.

[harakickyourass]

As pride in my brothers and sisters is part of me.

[And there one had it, what might be the definitive and defining difference between the two. Nothing was just a 'job' to Yoshimitsu. the Manji was life, pride, family and duty all in one- the odds that he would adapt Ravens pragmatic, ascetic and professional attitude was as unlikely as the modern day-classic ninja joining one of the Manji LAN-parties. The Manji were the only people who could play Diablo 3 when everyone else was error 37'd out. How? Skills, Raven. MAD skills.]

[prank_calls]

Phone's broken.

[waning_moon]

Oh! Ah, I don't think anything is broken here... do you have the wrong house, maybe?

[hardknoxlife]

'Bout bloody time.

Think you can look at this mower for me?

[fistfullofmagic]

[Much blank staring ensues.]

[downtownboy]

It's about time you showed up! The aqua blastia isn't gonna fix itself.