Someone's bringing sexy back

[viking_vampire]

Five seasons and you still get so excited? Everything's always about Sookie. For good reason, mind you, but what about me? I'm the one who has been there to snatch her from the jaws of death - granted I may have been the cause of said situation a few times - uncountable times. Yet you whine over Bill. His angst reminds me of a certain sparkly vampire you used to be obsessed with, at least before you discovered real vampires.

Yes, my hair is fabulous. Pam did a very good job with it, but the rest is simply Norse genetics.

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[traitors]

Real vampires with fabulous hair, is it.