Tentative for alpanstation

[dont_touchmyshit]

 No.

If you think it'll be fun to put me in another bullshit bureaucratic hell hole after I've just had to suffice in dealing with Citadel and all of their pathetic rules. You have another thing coming. I am not going to bend to your wants of putting me somewhere, and don't give me that shit about starting new. I have my priorities and those involve violence and a throw down between Cerberus and myself and taking back MY station.

I think you're forgetting my one rule, mundane.

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[neverquits]

They do that, I've noticed.

[dont_touchmyshit]

Shepard, no surprise to see you around.

I don't think they quite know who they're dealing with.

[neverquits]

Mm, so I've noticed. There seems to be a cloning facility operating overtime somewhere around here.

They usually never do, until the first time they cross the line. Then they whine about it.

[dont_touchmyshit]

From how often I run into you, I wouldn't be surprised.

Heh, if there's one thing I can stand less than them making decisions for me is the whining. Absolutely pathetic.

[neverquits]

Well, I do hope the others do my roguish charm justice.

Always a shame when those "in power" have no idea what to do with it, isn't it? This one here's so damned indecisive it gives me indigestion just thinking about it.

[dont_touchmyshit]

If you want to call it that, Shepard, go ahead.

I wouldn't push it that far, this one has good ideas just poor execution and shit timing. Unfortunate that you have one that can't make a decision, that would not end well.

[neverquits]

I will, thanks.

My sympathies. And yeah, it gets...irritating. If we don't get moving sometime soon, I think I'll just shoot my way out. [Toss up as to whether Shepard's joking or not.]

[servesdrinks]

Hey, Cerberus will still be there for the smackdown once your mun lets you go.

[dont_touchmyshit]

The problem is the longer I'm away from Omega the more they fuck it up. I don't have time to be playing little games and building a new Omega wherever she wants to put me.

[servesdrinks]

What? You think you can't get it back if you put it off a week or two? Your powers there really that shaky, kid?

[dont_touchmyshit]

Look, the longer I'm away the less leads I have on ways to fuck Cerberus over so hard that they'll collapse from she sheer amount of personnel they'll loose. Omega isn't something you can run into headlong like a Krogan. Do that and you'll end up dead faster than you'd think.

You'd do well not to underestimate me.

[servesdrinks]

Not my fault you turn into a whiny brat when you get things taken away from you.

If you've really got the power, you can do it anyway. Even krogan style. Which there's nothing wrong with, by the way.

[dont_touchmyshit]

There is only so much you can do with power before you need tact. Which you seem to lack, old woman. I have power, now I just need resources.

[servesdrinks]

Maybe that new place your mun's trying to send you will get you resources, have you considered that? Lotta space out there. Lotta guns, too.

[strongestcoward]

One rule seems one rule too many to me.

[dont_touchmyshit]

Then you can leave, or die. Your choice.

[strongestcoward]

You're not very cautious, are you?

[dont_touchmyshit]

That depends on the subject we're talking about.

[strongestcoward]

How about the subject of threatening beings you know nothing about?

[dont_touchmyshit]

Seeing as I'm in a war against a group of beings I know almost nothing about, I'll take my chances.

[strongestcoward]

How silly. You'll probably die.

[unguligrade]

[Uh hi. You're purple.]

[Not that she's one to judge considering she's replaced her lower torso with robotic prosthesis, but nonetheless. Purple.]

[So here's a curious human. With no real comment to boot on the situation. Just a stare.]

[dont_touchmyshit]

[She'll just get a look. Humans, can't really be bothered with them.]

STARING CONTEST GO

[unguligrade]

[And for a few moments theres a mutual discerning stare. With the way Aria composed herself, it was easy to guess she was a leader of some sort.]

IT WILL BE EPIC

[dont_touchmyshit]

[She'll watch for a moment before looking away and crossing her arms.]

Is there something I can help you with or are you just going to stare like an idiot all day?