dear_mun | Mar. 26th, 2012

Mar. 26th, 2012

Hilarious.

Absolutely hilarious. Do you know that? It's hilarious.

Have fun attempting to play me, okay? I'm sure all that crazy will settle in well.

pearlsfromcoal

Dear, this is not a matter where you tread lightly. You have to stop this nonsense. I understand that this a very exciting time. It always is, during the Games. However, that is no excuse to drag me away from my job. In fact, it is the very reason that I need to be more focused than ever, and I can't do that with your little... writing exercises.

And stop laughing at what happened on the train! It's very rude. It was mahogany.

digophelia

Dearest Mundane,

I am pleased you've been so lenient to me so far, even going far as to shielding away from those awful deaths on screen. I suppose I should be grateful that you've been respecting my sanity... for now. The other girls whisper to me that you aren't always this way. I do have one question, mundane.

Is this truly freedom? Ever since I can remember, I've been restrained, dehumanized, ridiculed, and held in a small place. But here... I am able to do what I please. To an extent. I feel conflicted about this "freedom"; Altaïr's word seem contrary to that. And Roxas was stabbed by some sort of shape shifter- we should be humbled those weren't ruin. I was told to breathe easy and to do something for myself for a change. Something out of the routine.

What exactly would that be, mundane? For you, it's drawing or writing with me. I don't have something to write about yet the drawing, it won't be the same as Rutledge or Houndsditch, will it?

These are simple things, and it frustrates me I don't have the easy answers to them.

bendy_girl

You? Are totally nuts. You have lost it. They are going to eat you alive, mundane, just a heads up.

Also, you need to find me better icons.

stardustreverie

Alright Mun, We really need to have a talk.

I understand your situation at the moment. Really I do. Just one problem. I'm not exactly the type to sit around and watch ya know, ze?

I know ya wanna get my voice down by playing through the games or watchin' them with the scripts. But the only thing you are doing is makin' it worse on yourself. Wait until ya get the new computer and then try again.

You have enough to worry about with Healer girl and Baka at that one game. Take it a day at a time. I know ya still wanna send me somewhere but if ya think you'd just idle out? Don't do it. We'd have to have a discussion with something other then words if ya catch my drift.

Just relax and do whatcha can with what you have. You'll do fine. Besides, You got that vacation coming up and that computer gettin' set up.

I'll find somethin' to keep my attention for now....

hemophage

They sparkle?

Good God, what sort of crap do you people have in your universe? No Flat Space tech, no hemophage outbreak, no viable cloning science.

As crappy as my world is, until the cure is made, I'll take it over yours.

(canon is Ultraviolet)

ex_foxier768

If you can be enabled, you can be manipulated. You should probably look in to that.

It's kind of pathetic.

Since we're here: the tribute from District Two isn't on my level. Stop forcing me to talk to her. Those Careers are as clever as a pile of rocks - and if it came down to a test of wits, I'd probably bet on the rocks.

[She's all talk.]

shapeofawheel

I don't think this is supposed to be where I'm going next.

shiningascent

Wh-- Mun! You can't stop now! We're two away from finishing the WHOLE ENTIRE THING!! Wh-what do you mean, your head hurts?! And your... hands? And fingers? ...Okay, okay, fine, take a break, but... not too long, okay?! We're soooo close!

Oh, um, and thanks for the new account! Dreamwidth looks a lot less confusing than the old place, anyway. And the new username, it's a lot cooler than the old one, and it even has correct spelling and everything! Sooo, uh... good job, Mun!

Okay, now go get some rest so we can get all caught up! You know what you should do? Take a niiice, hot bath. ...Whaddaya mean you can't do that, either?! That's... that's just sad...

splitthetimeline

Do not mistake my words of protest for that of ungratefulness. Grateful I am for the return to a body after so long without real form. My concerns lie in it's youth. Were it not for my eye, many would mistake me for a man I have not been for a very long time... and I would not seek to disappoint any in such a manner.

The sublime beast would have served such a purpose equally well, if not more.

600yearsbadluck

...Dude. Seriously?

I know you have a history of bad user names, but I think this one takes the cake.

protectwhatmatters

Mundane, I don't have time to be placed in a game.

That doesn't matter to you, does it?

properorim

Lady Mundane.

Of all the sources in all the world, you pick one where I am not only shown in a not very favorable light, but where I am, in fact, not shown very much at all!

And then you propose to put me in one of these so called 'games' where I will be separated from my love and torn from the side of my lord husband if they should deign to let me in. And if not, I, Queen of the most splendid court to ever be, must face the indignity of being declined!

I should like to have you burned at the stake.

[ It would certainly be better than having to face the threat of it herself multiple times. HUMPF. ]

abitderanged

So know you now. The big mystery all revealed. Good little story, all set to send you off to sleep.

[Sigh]

Can I go home now?

quitethesophisticate

... no.

No, no, oh, no, I don't -- I don't want this, there has to be something --

Do something! Anything! I don't care, I can't -- I won't -- Hallam --

I want to go back to the beginning. Please.

brokensound

Well, shit, I was almost expecting this. [She's not entertained by the least. Arms crossed as she holds her usual, cold glare.]

Why not send someone else? I'm sure someone else in that fucked up head of yours would just skip right in there. [A sudden pause, as if awaiting for an answer from her mun. But Kainè is too impatient to just sit and wait for answers.]

Fine. [And here she is with a confident grin.] I'm in.

snakesareapain

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Terumi!

commandshumor

While I am pleased to see you're reviewing my source material, I am far from optimistic you'll put it to good use.

Still the same community-if you could call it that-even after changing websites. If pride were a physical manifestation, mine would be in a dried up mess in the lowest pit ever formed.

You seem to have forgotten that those I...how shall I say?...interact with? are my primary food source. I should also add that since moving here we have yet to encounter any others from my canon. However, considering where you have me, that is ironically a blessing.

This...relation we have, Mundane, is not going very well. The least you can accomplish is a full application.

spearheading

Don't look so disturbed, I'm the most fun out of everyone in the Shinsengumi. At least it was me and not someone scary like Hijikata or idiotic like Shinpachi, yes?

You still don't seem convinced. Loosen up a bit! Go finish the rest of my route in the game and you'll really love me by the end of it.

heroofbunnies

Where is papa England?

styler

Look, I'm flattered. Honest. But you should probably finish reading the book first. I really just don't know if the movie's gonna be enough. It only took you a couple hours to get through the first half, right? Okay, so take a few more hours, chew through the rest of the books. Then we'll talk.

Once we get through that, you'll do fine. I'm sure of it.

abetterway

No. No, I don't think I want to journey to another world, into another war.

Don't attempt to cajole me by telling me how much they might need me, or tempt me with the fascinating prospect of meeting, essentially, myself.

I have a great deal of work to do here. I won't allow it to be diverted by your foolish whims.

Focus on the Doctor. He seems to be enjoying himself. I'm sure you can put a stop to that soon enough.

eldritch_cutie

So the man who wrote my game did the same for those shows you were watching with your friends? He has quite the dark mind to come up with all of that! I'm sure he is a good person though. I mean Fuminori thought like that to and he was very, very, kind to me while we were together.

And you were thinking of send me to the romance game, right? I don't know about that... Once they catch a glimpse of my true form no one will want to be friends with me. That is how it has always been.

deathfollowshim

( Cut for spoilers -- don't click if you don't want to be spoiled. )

foretaste

( Cut )

fluxweed

Okay, I'll buy into going to teach kids about plants at some magic school. I'll even give the whole 'human' thing a whirl, if I have to.

But why would you go looking for him? What the heck would he teach, anyway?! "Backstabbing 101"?!

Business classes? Right. Uh-huh.

Look, you know what he did, even in this 'AU' thing. I tried to get through to him. It didn't work.

And now it's too late for the Truffula trees. I don't want any more to do with him.

teethandambitions

Dear Player,

Much though I commend your excellent choice of lion, I must refuse. Unfortunately I have greater obligations that do not include becoming a fish. Kingdoms to rule, hyenas to keep in line, wildebeest to eat... you know how it is. Really quite a shame.

Now get out of my sight.

Sincerely,
The King

energybends

Mun?

Trying to count the number of Korras you see around probably isn't a good idea. They're like pigbunnies! You'll be counting forever.

myfavouritejournalondw

( possible spoilers )

insanefrenchman

You've always failed so hard at practicing restraint. Of course, so have I.

Hm? Oh, I'm not a hypocrite. No matter what else I am.

infernodivide

No clue who you think you are - and I don't particularly care to find out - but you'd better cut this shit out. No use pretending you don't have other crap you need doing.

And that bullshit of an excuse for picking me up? I'm not flattered. Put me the fuck back, or it's your ass on the line.

imaprince

I'm perfectly happy at Hogwarts, I'll have you know. I've been there for seventeen years after all ~~ever since my ickle boy Severus insisted I go into a witches protection program for my own safety after he'd double crossed Voldemort~~. Go ahead and babble about 'alternate realities' and the Dark Lord taking over the school all you like—it doesn't matter to me one wit.

So you can just sit down and be quiet, you stupid, silly girl. I've no intention of pulling up stakes and going to some silly game, or musebox, or whatever you call it.

[The apple didn't fall far from the tree, did it.]

abadteacher

Shouldn't you be studying?

mineminemine

You know? You're a rather silly person. I do think we'll get along though. Just keep giving me icons. And the things.

I want all of them. I also demand that you let me have the other's too. They won't appreciate them like I would.

I want them to be Mine! They should all be mine! Minemineminemine!

Not theirs! They don't deserve it!

Don't you get it? All the things should be mine. Just keep making them MINE and we won't have to have a talk.

You got that? Good. Good. Excellent!

motherbaratheon

Lady Mundane:
I know that you are considering sending me somewhere, that you told me. And that there's little to none possibility that my Steffon would be there, something which is terribly saddening. But please, could it be a place where I could be with my children? Of course I know Robert is five and ten and Stannis three and ten, but no matter what anyone says, they are still children. And Renly is a little babe. As commendable as is Maester Cressen's work with their education, they need their mother.
Yours sincerely
Lady Cassana Estermont

unlockeing

Stop it. Just... stop, already.

I messed up, okay? It wasn't fair, it wasn't right, but it's still my fault. Starkey trusted me and I failed and it's over and there's nothing anyone can do to fix things now, even you. Offering things you can't give, trying to sneasel your way out of this, bribing with some stupid vacation in the sky... all you're doing is making it worse.

Just stop it, stop helping.

It'll be okay. My team and me, we'll deal, we always do, just stop doing this and give me some time alone.

extrafancy

( BECAUSE SPOILERS INSIDE )

notamalfunction

Hmmm, internet. Network. Waste-of-time?

Need more input! More input, muns! More!

ex_thesixth756

Ah, Miss Mundane.

I am not even in your favorable preference, so why even bother making a journal for me? It isn't wise to act on impulse.

janitorial

It's been a while. You still seem ill-prepared. That's apart from other conflicts, even!

I'm not trying to be nit-picky, of course, and even the vague possibility of seeing a dear friend again... It's thrilling, sure. I'm only hoping that you'll pace yourself properly. For now, there's no harm in tinkering around.

It's a nice day. You should go outside.

Sincerely,
Flycatcher

P.S. You could stand to clean your room.

sten

The Arishok is not a "thing" for you to shake knowledge from. You will treat him with respect and cease your badgering. If you are truly honored to be in the presence of Qunari, then do not act like an excitable fool.

ex_permute76

Yeah, sure. Clandestine services. It's great. The first equal-opportunity human-mutant hiring system.

Whether the mutants like it or not.

Listen, this 'Charles' guy, whatever you think -- I don't trust him. I can't afford to. Tossing lasers around, growing wings, whatever. If these guys knew what I've done, I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.

If they could keep me.

You know. Food for thought.

daylighter

...I'm not sure how much I like the idea of me going to a place where all the vampires walk around in the sunlight. I'm kind of getting used to this whole being special thing. Though I guess it would be kind of nice having people not want to kill me for it all the time.

Here's an idea. Look at the superhero game again! Vampire superhero is even cooler than vampire rockstar. Seriously. Think it over.

ladymamabear

My lady mun,

It's nice to know you're worried about me. I'm sure you will find out more as the story progresses, after all, they've been teasing about it for a while now.

And I think one of these 'dressing rooms' would be a good idea in the meantime. Everyone needs to practice. And there does seem to be a lot of us around lately - perhaps you could ask around and see what others think?

Yours,

Ursa

meng_huan_myuu

Look. Mun.

I know, being an earth mother kind of instills in you that kind of... motif. A sense of promiscuity. A feeling that I'd screw around. Because it takes two to tango, et cetera et cetera.

But please keep in mind, one, that this is a no-smut game, so stop thinking smuttish thoughts. Two? I'm perfectly happy with Ren being a kind of weirdly platonic thing, with the only "intercourse" going on being mutually-ensured insanity.

In other words, STOP TRYING TO SLASH US, YOU PONCE.

Oh, and get some rest. That cough sounds terrible.

And a note. No, "Come sail away with me" is not an acceptable title here, this is Dear Mun, not a RP. Stop thinking you're clever. You're not.

fish

So you're a total axe wound. Just so you know. Also, no, the eyepatch is not in fact an adequate consolation prize.

In conclusion, you are cordially invited to eat my shorts. Now go tag some shit.

alwaysneedssaving

Veee~!

Don't worry, miss mundane! You'll be able to work things out!

Even if you can't, i'm always here and if you'd like I can cook you pasta because pasta helps and makes me happy so it'd probably make you happy too!

So cheer up, bella~

thearchangel

( Obligatory ME3 Spoiler Cut. )

doubleblades

Listen here, Mundane. We need to speak about your work habits. Going on your phone and texting your friends is not a valuable use of your time. You are not being paid to chat with your friends, you are being paid to do your job. Now, I will write out a schedule for you to ensure that you are using company time as best as possible.

[But... I got everything done within my allotted time /sobs]

There's no excuse. You could have found other tasks that were needed to be completed. As I mentioned, I will be keeping a close watch on you to make sure you won't slack off in the future.

unpunnyandshellfish

...that was a poor ending.

I really hate tragic stories, you know?

defiances

You know I'm kind of in space, right?

Not that I'm against being two places at once, but I just don't get how you're going to make that happen. Unless you really did get a hold of Synergy and didn't say anything. And in that case, the least you could've done was tell me!

But anyway, I guess there is a way you can do that. But - why this place? I'm a rock star, not a cartoon!

exuberance

So Mako thinks my username is "perfectly fine", huh?

I thought Bolin was the one with the pickup lines. Guess he's got hidden depths to him after all.

[She tries to keep a straight face, but she ends up snickering. Hi Mako!]

bigbrotheriswatching

Wait until after your papers on in, you fool, polished though the application may be. You won't have the will power to hold off on entering me.

You'll regret it. Trust me, my judgement is better than yours.

godofwater

Mundane,

I do not understand why you did not post for the canon swap event over at the Room? I was highly intrigued to play this so called 'thrones game' with the mortals and being a feared king with his three mighty dragons idea you were going on about.

[He makes a scowl, not liking what is being explained to him concerning his mun's idea]

I need permission to play due to...killing people off? Come now Mundane you forget I am a god, and when I play with mortals I do not need permission.

manlyknitting

Are you kidding me? Redemption? I have a business to run; you can't take me away from that! Especially when I don't need to be redeemed! What have I done wrong? You're just as bad as him!

snowfian

Oh, no. That doesn't make me laugh all the way to the bank, not even kind of. (No, I mean it. There's no bank in this situation, literal or figurative.)

But you know what does? You thinking I should have an opinion on Snow White & The Huntsman. I have no opinion. None at all. How does the rest of that line go? You should know, you're the DT nerd.

dielikeyouwantme

I do not look like her. If anything, she looks like me.

jackoftheroads

I don't want to be "that guy," but someone has to.

You have an application to write.

blindrockstar

Look, lady. You do realize that she's shown up in one episode, right? No one's gonna play her yet. And stop making comments about how much you want someone to app her to Death City. I just turned thirteen, I'm too young to have a kid!

treasurehunter

Geez, finally, you throw me a damn bone. It only took, oh I don't know, three months for you to get here?

Guess progress is progress, though. You better get through it soon, it's about time I got myself a new outlook.

convertibleappellation

( Cut for troll!Text )

smiles_from_heeeeeell

Now mundane that's right nice of you to bring old me back to the land of the living, but don't get all excited just yet. We're both a little rusty, I still gotta shake of some of that cemetery dirt, after all.

[He chuckles, as if thinking about his own death doesn't bother him.]

Besides, we've still got a lot of work ahead of us. Take it slow, no hurries. So what if you've only watched scenes on that fancy site? Doesn't matter. All that matters is you clear your head and get my voice just right. The boys over there can wait.

cassie_of_troy

Shall I list my grievances with you?

Item one, I hate the fact that I've gotten weepy, talking about Othryoneus with Spike.

Item two, I hate the fact that being with Sam Winchester is making me miss my brother.

Item three, I hate the fact that you let Severus Snape rip my guts out. Literally.

bendy_girl

I know you feel like everyone is running off and having fun without you, so maybe LJ is the way to go but you've got these "responsibilities". I get it, okay mun? No hard feelings. I'll just go off on my own and you can forget all about me.

kanadian

Gotta say. Feels good not to tied down by enough creative red tape to chaff a Reaper, but making yourself crazy with trying to create an account for every other character isn't beneficial to either of us. There's preparedness, and then there's overkill. Uh, ma'am.

Look to your other games, and to the characters you're comfortable with. Not to the old soldier you're only after because of my recent, uh, entanglements with John. Because with all do respect, ma'am, that's crap reasoning that's only going to limit your game choices.

Don't worry. I'm not going to sit around in my PJs taking red sand while you figure out what to do with me.

appreciatethelight

( No spoilers, but cutting just to be safe )

sallynooksucker

( Ahhh run away! There's courier beneath this! )

tributed

Cinna. Gale.

... Peeta.

They're all gone. I was brutally murdered. I've been dead for four months.

And your resolution is this?

You can leave me dead. I'm done. I can't take this anymore.

whateverhappens

Dear mun,

Did it ever occur to you that I don't want to watch that repeatedly, or hear that yet again?

No love,

Spike.

colonially

Really, it's all right. Waiting is always the hardest part, isn't it? But time really does tend to fly one way or another.

So it's all right. You'll hear back before you know it!

Ah... well, yes. I'm just a little anxious too. Of course I am! But it's not too bad.

I'm sure we'll both manage.

bookpunching

Come now.

Show some confidence.

I, Grimoire Weiss, must already endure having to be given a human body, because of where you wish to send me. And so, you can at least handle a little thing like trying to hold a small bit of the majesty that is my voice in your hands.

Though, I do wonder if such a thing is actually possible...

I suppose we shall see how long this little endeavor lasts, mmm?

wont

( It will not keep forever, milady. )

[ ooc note; cut for possible A Storm of Swords/A Feast for Crows character arc spoilers. ]

darkwizard

Completely bored, are we?

Then how about you find something else to do other than slap me in the middle of these stupid memes? You know, I'm getting quite fed up with playing second fiddle here to all the other misfits you house in that cloudy little world of yours.

So why not let me stretch my legs for once and roam free, eh? That's not too much to ask, now is it? C'mon! I'm losing patience with you, sweetheart.

tunesmith

You keep doing this, you know.

Don't you have final exams coming up this month, anyway? I can't imagine that spending time here is conducive to your studying.

I don't really think I'm all that cut-out to be a vigilante, anyway. Even if the whole mask thing is funny to you.

I just want to finish my cantata.

magickspark

Well, I definitely applaud that you decided to import my journal over and wasted no time in reviewing, but you should be saving your energy for what's coming up! Working almost full-time and living on your own aren't easy tasks, and you want to prove you can do it.

So, while I'm really flattered you wanted to send me somewhere, I just want you to remember that you have more responsibilities than before.

Don't overdo it, okay? I really would love to see everypony again, it's been a while, but I don't want you to get stuck and duck into a cave again.

onetrueshredder

I thought I was done with you, Mundane, yet here I am. Clearly you are dense if you believe you should try again after all your failures. Are you incapable of learning you foolish child? Does your stupidity know no bounds? I would begin to think so if I did not believe this to be true of you already.

But if I am to be here, then so be it. I know my limitations Mundane, unlike you. I look forward to watching you crash and burn just like you did so many other times. I am quite surprised that you've continued playing that old relic who claims to be the "true" Shredder as long as you have. The Tengu Shredder's simplicity, compared to my own more complex nature, must be easier for you to grasp your simple mind around, so I cannot fault you there.

I am the One True Shredder, and this is how it is, and how it will always be. Never forget that.

Go ahead Mundane, try your little games. I dare you.

toddlers

Mun~! You said you'll find somewhere I can play a lot, right?

[ A burst of laughter comes from the young boy . ]

Hurry, hurry~! If it gets too boring in here, I'll do something bad!

pillowsecrets

Dear Mun,

So your excited about the film, even though I'm not in it. I get it. The Games are entertainment for you. My pain is entertainment for you. You're bored aren't you know that I am relatively happy? It doesn't give you an excuse to make me rewatch Annie's Games. I don't want to, especially when I don't know if she's safe right now.

Do me a favour, put your feet up and have a sugar cube, and let me run around shirtless for a little longer.

cruorthanagor

So, lemme get this straight... You bring me here to your little community thing, only to decide "oh hey, there's some interestin' things going on back in your world, let's spend all our time there"?

You have got to be the worst mundane ever, like seriously. When's the last time you were even at the city before today?

Yeah. S'what I thought, darlin'.

responsometer

Oh, Mun. This will be wonderful! You'll see! We'll find your friends' musebox and have tons of exciting adventures! Maybe Doc will even show his cute little, angry face. Maybe. He might just hole himself up in the lab for all eternity if I don't stop him...

What are you doing sitting there? You know you can enable Gold and Copper already, so get to it!

Sincerely,
Tina.

I think we have issues.

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