dear_mun | (no subject)

Entry tags:

(no subject)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Terumi!

...What an unimpressive entrance. Surely you could do better than this, Terumi.

Oh, I'm just not feelin' it today. Guess it must be old age finally catching up with me!

Shot down in my prime, too. A real shame. There was just so much I never accomplished. Woe is me!

[Snrk.]

Such a shame indeed, especially since your acting could use some work as well, my old and elderly friend.

[ Smirks. ]

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

I had all the right people fooled for quite a bit, y'know. I think I'm quite the show stopper, heh heh.

Yet I still think you could've done better but no matter.

I can make due with your lackluster performance as long as it gives me a chance to establish the next act.

That ain't funny. Way too unoriginal.

You think so, huh? Here, lemme try somethin' a little closer to home.

[Clearing his throat, and putting on a deeper voice.]

Carnage SCISSORS! Carnage SCISSORS! Carnage SCISSORS!...that's pretty much you 24/7, if I'm bein' serious here Ragz.

[Which he ain't.]

Oh really? Like you're one to talk.

[And here is his ~~worst~~ best Terumi impression.]

Ouroboros! Ouroboros! Ouroboros! Ouroboros! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're more of a broken record than I am.

Well, eheh, you know how the old sayin' goes Ragz!

Better to be a broken record than from a broken home.

And whose fault is that? You're the one who broke my home and then burned it to the ground!

Oh man, now that hurts! Really, it does. You wound me.

You make it sound like I'd deny having a part in it.

That's it. I'm going to kick your ass, Terumi!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only