kimber benton / jem / at singularityrpg, considering ink_city.

[defiances]

You know I'm kind of in space, right?

Not that I'm against being two places at once, but I just don't get how you're going to make that happen. Unless you really did get a hold of Synergy and didn't say anything. And in that case, the least you could've done was tell me!

But anyway, I guess there is a way you can do that. But - why this place? I'm a rock star, not a cartoon!

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[a_budget_issue]

Ya say that like toons can't be rock stars.

[defiances]

Well, yeah, they can. I guess. But I'm a person!

[a_budget_issue]

... And... you're implying I'm not?

[defiances]

Of course you're not! You're a -

Are you some kind of mouse?

[....welp.]

1/3

[a_budget_issue]

...

[twitch]

2/3

[a_budget_issue]

[grrrrrrrrrrrrr]

3/3

[a_budget_issue]

DO I LOOK LIKE A MOUSE TO YOU? DO I? DO I??? SINCE WHEN DO MICE HAVE LONG FLOPPY EARS OR BIG FEET OR FLUFFY BUNNY TAILS? I'M OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT, YA GOT THAT? RABBIT. R-A-B-B-I-T.

[defiances]

You don't have to yell at me!

Wow, if I'd known you had such a complex or whatever about it, I wouldn't've said anything in the first place!

[mumblemumble] your face doesn't even look that much like a rabbit [mumblemumble]

[a_budget_issue]

Complex? Complex??? Look here, little missy, I do not have a complex! You're the one who can't keep your animals straight! And for your information I am a person, thank you very much.

[defiances]

You can't be an animal and a person at the same time.

[how do science]

[a_budget_issue]

[THAT'S RACIST.]

Can too. Ain't ya ever heard the word 'anthropomorphic'?

[defiances]

[YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DISNEY MASCOT. sorryiluoswald.]

...Noooo...

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie has no idea what a cartoon is, but she's a showmare. She wouldn't consider herself whatever this cartoon thing is.

[defiances]

Oh! A blue pony! Aren't you just the cutest thing?

Who's Trixie?

[COMPLETELY UNFAZED BY TALKING HORSES GO.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

C- cute? Trixie is much more than cute! She's dazzling, she's enticing!

[Trixie does an over-the-top pose, summoning some fireworks behind her and having them go off.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie is the most powerful Equine to ever grace the land of Equestria!

She is right before your eyes.

[defiances]

[okay that may have been a little ridiculous but - nope - fireworks? instant respect. kimber's gotta get some of those.]

Oh, outrageous!

But why are you talking like that?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Oh look! Praise! She likes praise. All the more to increase her ego.]

Trixie is pleased with your opinion. She's talking like this because she's far too important to be referred to in any other way.

[defiances]

Um.

Okay!

But I'm not going to talk to you in third person, okay?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie is fine with that.

[defiances]

Okay, great!

But - well - I think you can be an outrageous pony and a cartoon at the same time! I just know that I'm not one.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie would like to know what a cartoon is.

[thepoweroflove]

[Considers for a few seconds whether he should mention that he's pretty sure he's heard somewhere that you're a cartoon, but there's a good chance of bad things happening if he does.]

You're kind of in space?

[defiances]

[excuse you no she is flesh and blood and a real human being rock star that happens to be made of neon and glitter okay.]

Yeah!

Well - a little more than kind of, I guess. Right now I'm already in a - I guess you could call it a game. On a space station.

[thepoweroflove]

[The last time he checked cartoons can look like humans.]

Geez, and your mun is planning on taking you to another game?

[Cause even the one is testing his sanity a little.]

[defiances]

[yeah, but there is a total difference. kimber shrugs.]

Yeah. Why, is it a bad idea?