on current circumstances

[commandshumor]

While I am pleased to see you're reviewing my source material, I am far from optimistic you'll put it to good use.

Still the same community-if you could call it that-even after changing websites. If pride were a physical manifestation, mine would be in a dried up mess in the lowest pit ever formed.

You seem to have forgotten that those I...how shall I say?...interact with? are my primary food source. I should also add that since moving here we have yet to encounter any others from my canon. However, considering where you have me, that is ironically a blessing.

This...relation we have, Mundane, is not going very well. The least you can accomplish is a full application.

Comments

[bellerophontes]

This is why I'm really, really glad about how much my mundane is dragging her ass.

don't I know you from somewhere? XD

[commandshumor]

For the moment, Sheppard, only for the moment. I'm quite sure it will not last forever.

mmmmaybe

[bellerophontes]

I was kind of hoping it would, actually. Right now, I'm working on a way to get that half-written post to disappear - your mun knows which one I'm talking about - since if I'm going to kill you slowly and painfully, I'd rather it be for an actual reason, rather than just "oh hey, looks I woke up on the crazy side of the bed today."

[commandshumor]

[Glares at his mun]

She has failed to mention anything of the sort...However I suppose it was only a matter of time before you killed me, Sheppard.

[bellerophontes]

Sounds like your mundane is even more of a keeper than mine, then.

[He's not commenting on the other thing, because really, Todd's exactly right. It is only a matter of time.]

[commandshumor]

So we are clear, if your mun...entices you into securing me like last time, you can be sure you will wake up to my hand on your chest draining the life from you.

Again.

[bellerophontes]

That's good to know. See, that way, if I have to secure you again, then I know to make sure your hand isn't attached to your arm when you get it back.

[commandshumor]

You would be better off killing me, Sheppard.