Canon is The Mortal Instruments, considering Scorched or Cape and Cowl.

[daylighter]

...I'm not sure how much I like the idea of me going to a place where all the vampires walk around in the sunlight. I'm kind of getting used to this whole being special thing. Though I guess it would be kind of nice having people not want to kill me for it all the time.

Here's an idea. Look at the superhero game again! Vampire superhero is even cooler than vampire rockstar. Seriously. Think it over.

Comments

[identitycrisis]

[oh for the love of the Angel...] I agree. Go look at the superhero game. [STAY AWAY]

[daylighter]

I'm hurt. Here I thought we had something special. [Hand over his heart, aaaand he's over it.] What, afraid I'd cockblock you around your sister?

[identitycrisis]

You wanna watch yourself, vampire. Or you might find yourself stranded in the middle of the Mist.

[daylighter]

That's not a comeback. That's a threat because you don't have a comeback. [SMIIIIIRK.]

[identitycrisis]

I'd rather not waste my wit on the likes of you.

[accessories]

I knew that you liked this whole being special thing.

[daylighter]

It does give me a certain amount of pretty awesome bragging rights.

[accessories]

Not to mention it adds this whole extra mysterious vibe. Very sexy.

[daylighter]

[IT IS STILL WEIRD HAVING GIRLS LIKE HER CALL HIM SEXY. But he can really, really live with it.] Sure that's not just the extra vampire charisma?

[bane]

Personally, I think vampires in general have been appallingly played out lately.

[daylighter]

I am all for leaving behind the cliche. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be possible. But if you've got a way back to human, feel free to share. I'm all for it.

But can I keep the 20/20 vision?

[bane]

Maybe if you kept it, you wouldn't stumble into a nest of vampires this time. [Just saying]

[daylighter]

Or, you know, not drink sketchy drinks at warlock parties that turn me into a rat?

[racist]

Sending you to a demon dimension where you belong, is that it?

[daylighter]

How does that even make sense? What Downworlder has even been to a demon dimension?

[racist]

It is where all your bloodlines stem from. The disease that has made you the monster that you are.

[daylighter]

And what's your excuse? Cause you've killed way more people than my... zero.

[deathinsilk]

Au contraire. A self respecting vampire would never wear a cape.

[daylighter]

[Oh. This is kind of awesome.]

Neither would a self respecting superhero who'd seen The Incredibles. Capes? Dangerous.

[deathinsilk]

To one of us? Hardly. Just very poor fashion sense.

[daylighter]

I'd go for the long black duster and brooding scowl, but I don't think my allowance would cover it.

[artisticvision]

No, it's really not. [There was a reason Spider-Man was never a vampire. (He was never a vampire, right?)]

[daylighter]

[I wouldn't bet on it. Pretty sure he's at least been a zombie. In Marvel Zombies.] I'll have you know, I'd make an excellent superhero.

I already know the whole part about great powers and great responsibilities.

[artisticvision]

And knowing is half the battle.

[daylighter]

[Sings:] G. I. Joooe! [Ladies and gentlemen: Undead nerd.]