dear_mun | Feb. 7th, 2012

Feb. 7th, 2012

OH MY GOD, SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR *FEELINGS*, AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC WHINING. NOBODY CARES. YES, YOU ARE AN ANNOYING ASSHOLE, NOT TO MENTION A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE OF THE ALREADY PATHETIC HUMAN RACE, AND I HATE YOU. STOP BOTHERING ME.

... NO, I FUCKING MEAN IT. GET THE FUCK OUT.

historyrabbit

Kevin Weber? Really?

Do I look like a Kevin to you?

And I swear to god if you make my "uncle" act like Tyki I'm going to find something to end this weird existence.

Get. Me. Out. Of here. Now.

Current Mood: annoyed

hydrokhoos

It's not my fault. Once you've had the king of the gods, mortal men don't often measure up.

secondself

I think you should review more before you try.

Please, it's the best option.

99point9percentnoisy

Will you cut the fuckin' self-doubt act already? I got my ass fuckin' HANDED to me for the first time ever, and I didn't give a single fucking shit near as much as you do about gettin' rejected from some shitty game with some other stupid fucker I have to share a headspace with.

We're two completely different people.

He frolics around runnin' his mouth about friendship and all that horseshit, whereas I'm not retarded like he is. Besides, you got way more to work with when it comes to me, an' way more interesting layers a personality and whatever the fuck to deal with.

He's completely one dimensional. Got no substance. No soul. Just a fuckin' predictable an' totally naive bastard if I ever did see one.

Just cause you had limited shit to work with to write an' app with him doesn't mean I'm gonna get rejected too.

Wait and see before you freak the fuck out, christ.

dontthink_feel

You can't just throw me in some near-death plot and then expect me to go looking for my friends so you can do the same thing to them. If I have to be here, I don't want to wake up one morning to one of them beaten up on the street.

I don't even know if Souji-kun and Yosuke are both going to make it out of this week alive, yet. You can't seriously think I'd get excited over the prospect of seeing more of my friends here. I said it before, I'll say it again: It's not happening.

risetopower

I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. I've made the biggest mess ever, have I? And not to mention the biggest shit stirrer in all of gaming history. We both came into this knowing that the events that unfolded would reshape the world, now you're complaining about what the clean up might look like?

When I see injustice, I'm not going to sit idle and hope that things work themselves out peacefully. Yes, I know there is chaos and Maker knows what happening, but it was bound to happen with or without my assistance. Yes, I know. I'm the biggest troublemaker you've got and I'm doing to be a pain in your ass. You sure are complaining tonight when you know you love all the trouble I get into.

You're a lot like Aveline, you know. All talk about how I'm doing the wrong thing or making things harder for the both of you and I've yet to see either of you abandon me.

chocolatehelicopter

Yeah, sure, this is a good idea. Because you don't already have 3 characters in the game and you're totally not already struggling to make AC with two of them. This is a mistake. And it's not like I even want to go there. Zombies were bad enough, now you want me to survive an indefinite stay in a facility run by a crazy robot that tortures us in a different way every week? No thanks. I'd actually take one of those spitting dumbasses any day.

I guess I should probably throw a thanks your way for not getting the username nickthedick, though, just in case you decide to change your mind if I don't.

I can already tell we're not gonna get along.

bigredchesticles

I hate you and your friend so much for this. I've gotten so many jokes about these green globes on my chest doubling as breasts, and now you just add fuel to the fucking fire with this stupid username!

Yes, I'm still mad at you for it! Any one of my other nicknames would have been better, or something a little more meaningful about what I do!

Ugh. I swear, everytime I see that stupid name...

...And if anyone else makes fun of it I will skewer them. [Have a drawn Z-Saber in case you don't believe him.]

stimpakaddict

...don't ask me to explain whatever got you fired up to write that thing. I'm a courier, not a shrink.

Would be nice if you'd settle on a canon point already, though. Preferably after I've done my duty at Hoover Dam. Then I've got less to worry about at this place.

lovemedead

Ah...

Oh, dear mun... I am personally offended by how you've been acting lately. You've always called me "your baby"...You had the gall to act as though you were my bloody parent. And I guess I put up with that. But...

But then you tossed me aside?

You didn't touch me for months and months and months. You pampered other children over me. You even said, multiple times, that "Kuroshitsuji" just wasn't your thing anymore. And yet...

[Crossing his legs luxoriously, don't mind him.]

And now, you're pulling out my account. You're thinking about using me. I'm not quite sure if I should let you. I don't like being used, you know that, mun. Or have you forgotten...?

[Remarkably unemotional about this. Maybe he's bitter.]

rinse

[...]

I am not inclined to go along with any "games" you might have in mind. We have been together for many many years now, and the sudden urge to do this has me confounded. Why now? You were close to something greater, and now...now, I'm simply this.

I dislike this entirely, but I am certain you could have guessed that much by now.

[edit]

My soul as an animal counterpart being the name I have been given by those who would undo me? I thought we enjoyed each other's company more than that. Please pick something else, I would rather not have to see that every day I may be there. There are plenty to choose from, and many places upon this strange device to research such things and mull over it.

Do not act rashly, and do not do anything out of the idea that harming my mentality would be enjoyable, for it would not be enjoyable for me.

highfunctioning_sociopath

So, you wish to play out revealing yourself to Lestrade and Mrs. Hudson. Well, first you need to find versions of them willing to go through all that drama. I can't imagine anyone enjoying drama as much as you. And I know you are plotting somewhat with that Watson about a confrontation with Mycroft. Well then you need to find him as well. And what about Molly? After all, if she's 'always counted,' then she should be around as well.

While I enjoy running into them in various places, it would be nice to have a bit more consistency. And of course, it would be best if they've seen all of both seasons. As it would be quite spoilery if they haven't.

When you're done, I shall be waiting here.

Current Mood: hopeful

disintegrate

This isn't what I'd call a smart idea, mun.

[ because muns are known for making smart ideas. clearly. but jean's a trooper. she thinks she can knock some sense into her dear old mundane. ]

You should leave me in the water. I'd rather they remember me for who I was rather than what I become.

[ jean sighs, closing her eyes. her canon point and the way her life unfolds thereafter kind of sucks. ]

No good can come of this.

willnotbreak

Look. I don't know what you're trying here, Mun, but if you think I'm going to go along with this whole thing willingly, then you're sadly mistaken.

pollywog

Couldn't you have picked any other account name?

I'm sure Mint and Elena are laughing somewhere.

sith_superior

I have no doubts you will find me a place to go, Mundane.

I have foreseen it.

formydad

Okay, "mun" or whatever you want me to call you. Look. I don't mean to be rude or anything but I'm not okay with this. After everything that's happened in Silent Hill--on top of you saying that you were there for the whole thing? Those red symbols on the walls and mirrors... Every time it felt like someone was in my head... You're telling me that was you? I'm really not sure I'm okay with it but you probably know what has happened to me better than anyone else I try to explain it to.

If you really decide to go through with this: I don't want to go anywhere crazy. At least a place where monsters aren't trying to kill me all the time? Can you do that for me? Thanks.

boughtabookstore

Okay, look. You wrote me. You wrote this whole recent arc with the specific goal of subverting the 'person with manpain who never leaves their job that causes it all' trope. You remember that, right? Your glee when I quit and bought myself a bookstore and was on the path to actual happiness and living my own life?

So go ahead. Try and justify putting me into yet another horrible situation where I'm going to be expected to fight for my life and for other people's lives, in which more people I care about will die.

Try.

recurved

How about you go back to playing with younger-me again? You seem to be pretty attached to her, what with the overwhelming regret you felt when you dropped her. Me. Whatever, same difference. I'm a-okay with being left to my own devices for now. Besides, you haven't even written out what happens to me in that future anyway.

And just so we're clear, nothing about Montana is appealing. At all.

happinessisajoke

I'm surprised you followed through.

[She sure didn't look surprised.]

But, you shouldn't have. Why would you wish further cruelty on me, if you claim to have pity for my lot?

You're the same as everyone else. I never expected different.

irritum

...I don't like this talk on this plurk thing of what happened ten years ago. Can we just go back to the messing-with-Sora thing?

[This is Fem!Vanitas, not wanting to admit that her Ven's heart outright rejected her when trying to forge the X-blade.]

alphaing

( courier cut )

bluesteelranger

Creator,

FAERIES? Come on now, that was Nym's department. Not mine...I am not a -- Oh. Well then, you had best permit me to find out just what is going on with this forest before I get magic-sick, yes?

...Thank you.

And how far are you on this..."fan-fiction" of yours? ...You're serious about it aren't you? Please, at least allow me to find out if I am worthy first? This heroing thing might not be it, you know? How am I to protect something that is nothing but a stain of evil in my eyes?

...::sigh:: 'Wait and see', eh? Oh, fine.

-R

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Location: Straddling the Fourth Wall
Current Music: "Justice League" ~ Theme

challengedthesun

The hell? I thought you were done with me, lady. You've got stuff to do in your game and you're already apping somewhere else, so leave me alone.

And stop being so happy about the new username. I liked the other one better.

shakespearealien

I frankly do not see why that essay on my race is upsetting you to the point of tears. That, as an Evronian, I am destined to never know happiness should not come as any news to you. You should also know that I am far from being the exception, regardless of everything that has occurred in my life, of the poetic appeal of such a delusion and of the fact that I may actually have a chance if, and only if, I tried.

As for the section of that essay whose content is entirely and completely new, id est, the history of our planet. I think it is the final and definitive confirmation that nothing about the Empire was ever as noble and glorious as that boisterous double of mine insists that it was.

Speaking of which, I share your disappointment at that newspaper article. By confusing our two stories, what the author did was equating the hero to that... Galaxy Guardian, therefore also implicitly superimposing myself with my double. I despise that notion, and I am certain that he feels the same way.

Unrelatedly. I would have known what dango was, or who Mitsunari Ishida, Hideyoshi Toyotomi and Ieyasu Tokugawa were. My interest in Earth's culture is not limited to the Western world, I'll have you know. Yours, on the other hand... Ah, but it is quite alright - you will do better next time.

- Branch Chief Gorthan

timaeus_testified

( Colored courier text under here )

racoonalloveragain

So hey mun or mundane or whatever. I hear that they rejected the ink city application and you and your friend who were planning to apply and go off on your merry little adventure together are a bit cut up about it. Well two words for ya: So what?
I have exactly three reasons why it shouldn't matter to you: 1. you can reapply after a week, 2.He did have a good point about your abhorrence to grammar and spelling, 3. you really really , really! Need to be more mature than this

So just bide your time and then. STRIKE! with better grammar! like sniping. except for the grammar bit.

Current Mood: amused

racoonalloveragain

aimhigh

C'mon, lady, would you gimme a break? I've got a school and an agency to take care of here, and I have to grade these tests by tonight, and I've got a photoshoot for my new movie first thing in the morning. I'm a busy guy, okay? Yeah I'm sure you're real nice and all that, but you try running half a talent office on your own and then tell me whether you feel like you've got time to go be a "character" in a... "roleplaying"... thingy. Is that what we're doing? Look, I get enough acting in my day job, and like hell the boss is gonna pick up my slack on all the paperwork if I'm gone for months on a magical island or a spaceship or something. I'm flattered you think I'm so great and all but just-- sister it ain't happening. How about I give you my autograph and you go on your merry way?

solisfilium

Hi, mun!

Look, I know you keep wishing to find a place to play me. It's okay, really! I'm okay just wandering around a few random sandboxes and stuff.

And I know you're all bouncing about getting to play alternate-Mommy at one of your other games, but you really do know you have a guilty conscience at playing me at any game where you play her. I'm not entirely sure why--although if it has to do with alternate-Mom and alternate-Clark making everything weird-shaped, maybe I can get it.

But don't worry! I'm happy as is.

Though if you find a my-version-Clark to play with, I'd love it. Or Dad, or Uncle Perry. Or just about anyone to be from my history. It gets a little lonely sometimes.

Love for you,
Jason

beanstalk

I am not going to a sex game!

Current Mood: aggravated

odic_force

(game is

merged_worlds ; canon is Atomic Robo)

Young man, will you just quit dragging your feet and submit the plot application already? If my current affliction is to be paraded about to be a nemesis for that infernal contraption of Tesla's, I demand at least some coherence. Your research into my company's history is commendable, but it is nothing without initiative.

Remember, invention is 10 percent inspiration, 90 percent assassination.

- ~~The Late~~ Thomas Edison

alwaysagit

A space ship. This is what you came up with. While you may find the 'fish out of water' scenario amusing, I most certainly do not. It's no good saying that I should be happy just to be alive, because clearly that remains to be seen.

harlequinning

....what do you mean, you don't know if you'll send me? Waffling on important topics is a very bad habit, mun.

but do tell me, how glamorous is this place? A spaceship, you say? Well, it could be worse.

.....what do you mean, we have to work to get our own things? --ah, Amu is there?

That's better. Now hop to it. Being uncertain will only make me angry.

blackeyedskank

Let's get one thing straight, sister. You and me? We're not pals. You're talking about throwing me to the wolves here. You do... get that, right? Majorly screwing me, six ways from Sunday, and I'll be trapped there. No way out. Not even if somebody conveniently spits Latin at me.

I don't think you quite understand just how stupid this is. For both of us. So don't come crying to me when you make an epic failure of yourself.

anapexpredator

Dont.

Don't feel sympathy for me. Don't talk about how you can relate to me. So you were bullied in school, you had a difficult time with your dad. You're shy, you have a close knit of friends; which is more than me. Before everything happened, I didn't even have any friends. And one of them is my cousin.

I don't care about how you keep trying to convince me. At least you're mom isn't dying.

You only picked me up because your friend told you too, you know. I fit the criteria of the character archetypes you like. And what are you going to do with me? Torture me some more? I know that's what you like to do. Maybe I just want to be left alone.

...

So, thanks a lot.

pyrogue

So you can't make a decision. Him or me. But of all the Rogues does it have to be that guy? Fire or ice, hot or cold. If you ask me, I'm gettin' a bit tired of having to compete against Cold all the time.

You can’t even stand the cold. Heat's more your thing, that's something we got in common. Not the only thing either - you can see it, I know ya can. You can see how the flames can be beautiful.

Go on, just light a candle and it'll clear this whole thing right up. Turn on the stove. Hell, roast some marshmallows. Then we can start thinking of where I can set some real fires.

ofsecrets

Oh, now, don't give me that look! I can't help it if I'm enthusiastic, can I? I'm not my siblings, you know, and I happen to think humanity is fascinating. Your people have even discovered a few of my secrets all on your own, which is incredibly impressive given that you don't stand practically at Father's elbow the way I have for most of existence.

Anyway, you've gotten me off-topic. My point for all this is that I'm sure I'll love my minders, whoever they are.

splendide

It's quite nice of you to go to all of this effort for me. I appreciate it, but let me make this clear: If you're trying to send me to some odd place away from home, the only place I want to go is Narnia. I'd really rather not go anywhere else.

[Though getting back to Narnia isn't going to happen any time soon.]

number_150

I am not interested in your games. Nor am I your servant. And you know the other Pokémon are depending on me. Release me.

[Though calm, why did it sound like that wasn't a request?]

...because it wasn't. Yes, I'm still psychic until you actually send me there.

getmygoodside

Second day of the second week of the second month of the second year of the second decade of the second millennium, huh?

Guess I better do something to celebrate.

princeofhope

( purple wwavvy text under the cut )

colorinfusion

You just told one of your friends not to worry about a "d_m voice test", and now you're sitting there fretting about me. Just relax, even if you're shaky at first. You'll get better if you don't give up right away.

It's just a matter of perspective, right? I'm not half as complicated as that weird guy with the power suit. No problem.

Oh - and I'm glad you're powering through that app! I should be there with Xavin, and the sooner you can get it in, the better. I know she can take care of herself, but. You know.

I worry anyway. (Especially with everybody there getting crazy paranoid about Skrulls).

So, there's your pep talk for the day, mun. Go get 'em.

littlemissnobody

Mun, hi! So, okay, I know we still got a long way to go yet, episodes to watch, decisions to make, application to write and you could probably stand to get a few more icons too because you're not giving me a whole lot of range here. And, you know, I get that there's no real rush or anything and you're working on it. I'm not going anywhere, it's fine.

Just...let's make sure this happens, okay, because I'm really excited about this place. I mean yes, okay, monsters and crazies and plenty of very much non-humans but hey, it'll be just like Sunnydale! Only smaller...and less town-like...and with the collars and all...but all that aside it'll be just like being at home!

defineshinky

Okay lady. You keeping jerking my chain around and you know what? I don't like getting my chain jerked. Either you're gonna send me to the scary Canadian death trap or you're not. I mean, I don't really wanna go, but it's better than this hazy grey area crap. Stand tall. Be brave. Eat your spinach. ... I dunno, just start being a big girl and making decisions.

And if you send me? I want an awesome superpower. The best superpower. Go Rogue on me and I'll make being in your brain suck hard.

prototype_blues

... Do what you want. I've learned long ago that complaining about it won't stop you.

waspromisedcake

[Chell just crosses her arms and stares at her mun. She does not look pleased. In fact, one could say she looks downright annoyed at this whole situation. After all she went through to escape Aperture Science, now her mun wants to put her in a game where she can't escape?

Fat chance.

So Chell isn't speaking to her mun right now. She rarely speaks at all, but if you're not her mun or an AI she might talk to you.

Maybe.

If she feels like it.]

fortunefail

What the hell is the matter with you? I understand the Valentine's Day experiment is drawing closer, but that is no excuse for what you're plotting. Not to mention what you're putting me through outside Luceti.

Your behavior is absolutely disgraceful.

ex_silver_general58

Your indecisiveness is getting tiresome. Flip a coin if you have to. It's all the same to me.

...

No, I'm not sure why I should care if Cloud is around or not. You're talking about that trooper who follows Zack around? What do you know that you aren't telling me?

macdaddy

What?!

But I don't want to go to some creepy town where I'll never see my friends or family again! Who would?

This is messed up and I'm not going through with it. You can't make me. I'll...I'll call the police or something!

goalenu

So, what you mean to say is that you're addin' "ghost punching" to that list'a shit I can do now, right? Fuck your stipulations, you try to be me, all the time. I'll be you, if I gotta.

Hey, at least you wear pants, unlike the little one. I thought we talked about it. She's gotta learn how to swing on her own.

wwrathofangels

( wwordy fishtroll is wwordy )

inhistorybooks

Wait.

You're seriously tellin' me we're maybe getting a Malcolm on the Barge, but he's not gonna be the person I know? And this isn't some weird, "has Malcolm's face but's actually named Mark Johansen who's a former FBI Agent gone bad who's here to turn his life around or something" thing, it's actually Malcolm, but from that universe where I had a bad run in with some delta radiation and ended up kinda being Rex?

And you're excited about this? What the hell is wrong with you?

timeshare_batwoman

What was the point of making this account when you have no intention of playing me anywhere? Why bother getting friends for that pathetic twip I used to be; she already has enough. I need to go back to Gotham, before Max gets overworked.

...oh, and don't even think of using any icons of her for me. I'm not that girl anymore.

arach_nerd

What's this? My current counterpart in cinema is crackin' wise? (Try sayin' that five times fast.) Filmgoers will finally know the joy that is a snarky Spidey? That's...actually some good news. Seriously, I was ready to write this thing off as completely horrendous.

spaceborn

Mun. Mun. Mun. Mun. Hey. Hey mun.

Gotta. Gotta level up. Level up in space. Master the arcane arts. Space arts. A-alchemy. Smithing. Enchanting. Space enchanting. Gonna. Gonna fight dragons. Space dragons. In space. Gotta go.

Call me Spaceborn. Foretold. Gotta learn space Thu'um, fight dragons. Ssssspace. Space Ro Dah. Gotta do it. Seven thousand steps.

To space.

nofear

Quick! What's the situation?

Well, I seem to no longer be in my spherical ... sphere, and that's a-okay! It means I can do what I'm made to do -- adventure! There's a lot of danger out there in those games and I intend to fight it all. You know, put it all right for the little ladies there.

So, why don't you go send me off to one of those games and I'll get to settling business?

Any time now.

riskbreaker

It is a uniform.

...

No, it isn't funny.

I think we have issues.

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