On the subject of homelessness

[timaeus_testified]

I have to wonder what happened to our plan to wait on this en-devour.
Last I checked in, you had settled into a slow game of pulling the strings and ensuring you could serve as my partner in our puppetry for the masses.
Now you're talkin about packing me up to ship out onto the countryside.

I'm accepting if not accommodating to this subtle shift in the program.
As long as you remember one thing.
Don't overload the metaphors and balance out your tables.

So, pick a place and we'll get right to it.
This dance is sure to work with my hand and yours steady on the keys.
Yeah.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

this is still really weird :x
ive heard so much about you
but not really you.... you!
i think itll probably take a while to get used to

[timaeus_testified]

Believe me, the feeling is likewise.
I heard a lot about your globetrotting adventuring days.
Nothing short of weird to face you as you are now.

[nukeoleptic]

hehehehe!
i wouldnt really call myself a globetrotter
but i kind of like the idea of being an adventurer

i think......we would have a lot of fun!
you and me and your bro <3

[timaeus_testified]

You were both and inspired it in your grandkid.
From what I hear a shrewd business woman too.

Course, with your technological prowess and my hand in programming we'll make a fuckin beautiful partnership in robotics.

[nukeoleptic]

jeez i sound pretty impressive!!
i hope i live up to your expectations :P

and theres a troll named equius there too
hes really good with robotics from what i hear

[timaeus_testified]

It's been noted that each of us in both universes have had a successful adult life.

I'm interested in meeting him too and heard we have a lot of shared interests.
For now you get a legendary sorcerer for your ills who tames dragons and masters kings.
You're welcome.

[nukeoleptic]

yes i am really looking forward to meeting him too!!!
i dont really have a lot of dragons for him to tame
or kings for him to master
but maybe we will get along anyway :p

[not_a_polly]

I don't know why but my mun thinks it is funny that I am meeting you.

[timaeus_testified]

Well look here, a rare sight around these parts.
My partner and I are quite delighted to see an old tale from his past.

Yay for Dewprism fans! The other Rue inspired me to move this guy over from LJ

[not_a_polly]

Your mun knows me too?

Does that mean you understand what is so funny?

It's been ages and this makes me want to dig my copy back out to play through it again.

[timaeus_testified]

You were his favorite for a long time, shit this brings back memories.
Much like your beginnings are in programming, I am a programmer myself.

I did not too long ago and it has aged pretty well.

[not_a_polly]

Really?

Though my mun says it has to do with someone named Cal?

Awesome! I'll play through it again then.

[timaeus_testified]

That too.
I was waiting for you to present it, reference secured bro.

[caligulas_aquarium]

all i evver see is this carry on about fuckin humans an their lack a bein in a game or wwhatevver
you knoww bein in a game isnt that fuckin great
its just constant disappointment an bein surrounded by idiots a the highest caliber
idiots you wwouldnt a had to meet otherwwise

[timaeus_testified]

Sounds like you have a few issues with yours and you're taking it out on this space.
Whose to say I'm not aware of where I'm going and the myriad of risks?
Or perhaps I'm unhappy and being sarcastic about it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

damn fuckin right i havve a problem wwith it
wway to point out the obvvious takes some real smarts to manage that for a human
besides wwhy the fuck wwould you evven bother tryin a pass it off as not carin to your mun
they knoww exactly howw youre feelin bullshit human sarcasm or not
its kinda the point

[timaeus_testified]

Haven't you ever heard of passive aggression?
But this isn't about me.
Sit down and list your problems already, you were going to anyways.

[brofin]

You think you've got it-t bad? My mun can't ssspeak a whistle of Trinary, and that's all metaphor.

PS: If both of your hands are on the k-keys then neither of you can dance.

[timaeus_testified]

I hear you, and I sympathize.
And I'm aware my situation isn't as terrible as it could be.
This is advisement hour, before the show goes on the road.

PS: Not that kind of dancing.

[tipsygnostalgia]

wowwwww

be sure to send me a postcard from all ur sweet adventures
gallooping off into sunsets and faraway lands
*galloping
as i am stick here
*lol stuck

it sounds cool and all bt do u even know where
you are getiting sent?

[timaeus_testified]

I'll be sure to use the pink pen on it.
Seems you're less drunk than last time I saw you.
When has being stuck ever stopped you from getting what you want?
Put your fingers to the keys and hack your way in.

I have an idea of the dystopian environment I'll be thrust into.
I'll be hanging with Jake's grandma and a bunch of aliens.
Consorting with angels and versing with warlocks.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah make sure its the proper pink ok
u know im very paertlicular abt my
*particulear
*par- oh f it
for ur information dirk its not as simple as that
if i cold simply use my haxing skills n whisk myself off dnt u think id have done it by noww???
bt it is not up to me so
there isnt much that i cant do about it
BUT just beetween u an me
*between
i think she is
conspirign ;o

jakes grandma are you joking with me
what about jakey is here there too
and are we talkin about warlooks for reals?
*warlocks

[timaeus_testified]

I know, and that pen you sent me ages ago will be put to use once more.
Writing a 'this is where I am and I know you'll follow' on a cat postcard.

You'll have to let me in on this conspiring there's always strings I could pull with my partner.

No sign of the our double pistols and short shorts with his love of skulls and scrums.
Would I lie to you?
Before I get shipped off, a warlock named Merlin's going first.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah and i will be sitting here anticpatng its arrival
waiting for my moemtmnt to
*moment

......
i lost my track of though now
THOUGHT
but ok heeeeeres the deal
i think that maybe we were put into the same situaiton you and me
because me and her we both agreed on waiting even tho that is BORING
but anyways i agreed w it beacause it seemed like maybe the best thing 4 us to do
but now
iiiii think she is changing her mind again bc now she is all like
oh maybe we could do it becuse roxy u are all totally aweosoeme anyways
*awesoeme
*awesomee

its a shame mr skulls and scrums isnt going to be there too tho
dont u think?
maybe you can get him to teach you some magicks before he goes

[timaeus_testified]

It will come, have patience.

As it stands, you're right.
We had the same situation and the turn around is happening to both of us.
Now we're inquiring where you might go.

It is, he won't get to meet Jade before I do.
Seems a bit unfair since I'll see my Bro too.
It's a bloodline thing, passed from father to son for generations.
And there's nothing more noble than following family tradition.