On memes and Plurk conversations

[irritum]

...I don't like this talk on this plurk thing of what happened ten years ago. Can we just go back to the messing-with-Sora thing?

[This is Fem!Vanitas, not wanting to admit that her Ven's heart outright rejected her when trying to forge the X-blade.]

Comments

[parasiteye]

You mean the whole thing were you failed, got rejected, and would up a girl? Compared to the other idiot anyway.

[irritum]

I was already a girl.

[You know what? 8| Shut up.]

[parasiteye]

Whatever, it's basically the same thing. [ also, HILARIOUS. ]

[irritum]

...No, it's not. I didn't turn into a girl. I was "born" a girl.

[And hey, the not-dying-ten-years-ago means she's gotten a hell of a lot stronger, okay? Take that, Aqua.]

[parasiteye]

Thought you were made from a dude.

[irritum]

I'm considered his feminine side, I guess.

[parasiteye]

[ .........SNERK :'> ]

[irritum]

And what's so funny about that?

[parasiteye]

I'm just thinkin' about this compared to th' kid you--who's a guy--and this is hilarious.

[irritum]

He's young, he'll grow up.

Besides, I'd think it says more about Ventus since I took well over half the heart with me when I was born.

[parasiteye]

Half the what.

[irritum]

Oh, you don't know what I am?

[CUE THE BIGGEST CAT-ATE-THE-CANARY GRIN EVER.]

[parasiteye]

[ kjsdgsk NO, BAD. GET RID OF THAT. ]

You mean besides a pain in the ass?

[irritum]

Hey, might as well have fun, right?

[NOPE.]

[parasiteye]

Trust me, I'm about to kill your other self.

[irritum]

Go on, maybe it'll give him a maturity boost.

[parasiteye]

You don't care?

[irritum]

It's not my past self, and so long as it's not my Ven, have a field day.

[parasiteye]

"Your Ven"?

[irritum]

Yeeeaaah... That thing I mentioned earlier? I'm not exactly human.

[parasiteye]

Bullshit.

[irritum]

But I'm not. You see, I'm what happens when you take this...

[Summoning her Keyblade.]

...And ram it into someone's chest, then extract all that darkness and give it a human shape.

[parasiteye]

....Yeah, last time I check when you shove something into someone's chest it kind of kills them.

[irritum]

That's not how a Keyblade works. It's a special weapon that can unlock anything--including hearts. That's exactly what my Master did with me and Ven.

[parasiteye]

You do know how incredibly cheesy that sounds right?? Unlocking hearts?