Trying for sirenspull. Again. Canon is The Middleman.

[defineshinky]

Okay lady. You keeping jerking my chain around and you know what? I don't like getting my chain jerked. Either you're gonna send me to the scary Canadian death trap or you're not. I mean, I don't really wanna go, but it's better than this hazy grey area crap. Stand tall. Be brave. Eat your spinach. ... I dunno, just start being a big girl and making decisions.

And if you send me? I want an awesome superpower. The best superpower. Go Rogue on me and I'll make being in your brain suck hard.

Comments

[goshdarnmiddleman]

Shakespeare's sonnets, Dubbie! What sort of Canadian death trap?

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[defineshinky]

The kind with both maniacally evil corporations and creepy death fogs full of monsters.

There was no way I could resist!

[goshdarnmiddleman]

That does sound like the sort of place that could use a Middleman. I'm sure you'll get it sorted out and be back in time for a glass of milk and one of your nice violent video games.