dear_mun | Re: Journal name change

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Re: Journal name change

I hate you and your friend so much for this. I've gotten so many jokes about these green globes on my chest doubling as breasts, and now you just add fuel to the fucking fire with this stupid username!

Yes, I'm still mad at you for it! Any one of my other nicknames would have been better, or something a little more meaningful about what I do!

Ugh. I swear, everytime I see that stupid name...

...And if anyone else makes fun of it I will skewer them. [Have a drawn Z-Saber in case you don't believe him.]

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At least your mun didn't give you some meme-related name like mine did during his move here.

And they won't be putting you through what mine will once he returns to Luceti. I hope.

[Well, that calms him down rather quick, and he just crosses his arms.]

True enough. My mun actually doesn't like torturing me, but she has no qualms about teasing me for anything and everything.

Good luck with yours.

...

AUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH, IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL!

WHY DOES THE WEIRD BOY-GOLEM THING HAVE A BIGGER CHEST THAN I DO?!

[Zero doesn't even respond, he just scowls. Hard. And stiffly crosses his arms.]

...................

[Yeah, if he ever finds out which mun this one belongs to, said mun is gonna get it good.]

[And that momentary despair gives way to questioning the logic of such a thing.]

...why are they there, anyway? And who would use jewels for them?

I don't know, it's just something about my design. I have no idea why my creator built my armor this way.

[And then it hits him that this woman thought they were real. Insert facepalm here.]

...was your creator some kinda combination pervert and jewel enthusiast?

...Probably, and no. He was just a crazy old madman hellbent on taking over the world and did it in the same manner over and over again.

...huh. Well then.

.......

[ Don't mind her, she's totally not smiling over here. ]

[Oh, he won't mind, he'll just go right for Fatima's mun and give her the stink-eye instead, who was still laughing like a loon at the time.]

[ Snerk ]

It seems this mundane of mine is a neverending source of trouble for you.

[ And said mun is laughing and ignoring Zero all the live-long day. ]

...

Suddenly, I'm glad mine didn't go about renaming on my end.

...

Best not to give him ideas, though.

You have my sympathies.

[Oh hey, another Zero. 'Sup?]

Mine wouldn't have changed either, but my mun's friend suggested this one to see if it would fit...and it did.

[Swear to god, mun's friend is a horrid influence, he could have had an awesome new handle, growlgrowlgrowl]

[Chillin'. Waiting for mun to fix his damned icons.]

I've generally escaped things like that for awhile.

Getting my leg nearly torn off and almost picked apart by a rampaging horde of vicious monsters, that's another matter.

...

Still. Looking at your name, I may have gotten off light.

[Cool.]

Lucky you.

[Eyebrow lift at the nearly torn off limbs by monsters part.] Hm. What kind of monsters, exactly?

[Yeah, he'll ignore that "geting off light" statement. For now.]

Digital.

...What? Cyberspace battles again? Who or what unleashed them this time?

HA.

I wish.

[He slightly narrows his eyes at the response. Just what had this one been dealing with?]

Hn. So how different [or how much worse] is it from back then? Are you still going into cyberspace, or have these monsters found a way to get themsleves into the physical world?

And, here's always the fun part...

Four years ago, I got yanked away from my reality by an overbearing "god" calling itself Yggdrasil, to another plane of existence called the Digital World. Everyone there is paired with a partner in the form of one of the local inhabitants. One of the the aforementioned "digital monsters," or "Digimon."

Since there, I've seen two wars, several invasions by would-be world dictators, and just nearly had all of our reality erased by an ancient monster bent on nothing but everyone's quick and painful deaths. I have been caught up in insane riots, fought and met with people from my future AND past, been run through with a magical "Sword of Light" by Vile, turned evil, shown up by this guy named Vergil, had the crap beat out of me by X [again] and just in general had a swell time not trying to get vaporized left and right by people and entities that want to see us all obliterated.

Oh, and.

Did I mention Iris and Colonel appeared here, and that is just one hopefully understandable situation?

Plus.

[points down]

Now that X and Axl have left this world, I have to put up with Dynamo.

...Hn. [Thankfully by now he's able to accept most of all that he's been told at this point. He's had his fair share of being yanked into another world, up to and including meeting Iris.]

That explains Dynamo prattling on about being on "our" side.

Hn.

[Dynamo is a sore point.]

Yeah, I guess so.

Oh quit your whining, Tits McGee.

[GUESS WHO HAS A NICE NEW NICKNAME FOR ALL ZEROES NOW... oh god the mun apologizes for this forever.]

[Insta-twitch. He knows that voice. Z-Saber to the face for everyone's favorite mercenary.]

Shut it, Dynamo. Unless you want to re-enact that famous line from Hamlet for eternity.

[sigh, why so angry Zero? He's not that bothered by the Saber to the face.]

Which one, it has a lot of famous lines, blondie.

How 'bout I go ahead and cut your head off? That'll be a nice hint. [He'll do it if you push him, Dynamo.]

The guy was dead before the speech, so you're a bit behind. [Shrug.]

You have no reason to do it, other than you're pissed at your mun, and letting all your rage out on some innocent ain't you style amigo.

Since when is someone like you innocent?

[He's not raging, he's just growly and getting in a bad mood cuz of all the other yahoos. Oh, and the Z-Saber is still at Dynamo's neck.]

When, for once, I'm actually on the same side as people like you, blondie.

[That catches his interest, but he doesn't let up his guard yet.]

Oh really? Since when?

Since I'm getting paid to be on your side.

[The "duh" is implied, but it is so there Zero.]

[Now he's surprised. He's getting paid to ally himself with the Hunters? He suspects it's the federal government coughing up the dough, but he'll keep that to himself for now.]

[He finally puts the Z-Saber away, but the look in his eyes makes it known that Zero trusts Dynamo about as far as he can throw Sigma.]

This is news to me. Who put you up to it?

Some big ass human called Ivan.

[Grin, he's gonna have fun with this part.]

It's not the Hunters, by the way. The Hunters aren't even around in the place I'm stuck in, thank whatever higher powers exist. Then again the only Hunters around are you, Alia, your dead girlfriend and her brother, another Navigator and that nutty mechanic. And well, me. But I don't really count.

Yeah, my other self up there just enlightened me.

I noticed. He also left out the fact that we've got Sigma there.

[Fuck.]

...

Yep.

Aren't you glad it's him instead of you? [Shit eating grin]

[Okay, that does it. You get a punch in the face.]

Glad?! I've half a mind to go there myself to help them finish the fucking job already!

[ffffffff, mother fucker that hurt.]

What and fuck the world up more? One of your virus ridden ass there is enough! Bad enough X went and had his ass sent home, there's Sigma and Vile and things that'd rather see the stupid world die with them, we're stuck with a whiny shit like you!

[And then... he'll rub at his face, from being punched and trying to collect himself, and straighten up then cough.]

Ah, we're getting way to serious here. How annoying.

[Zero narrows his eyes. Yeah, that damned virus was always the problem. Always.]

...

... What.

[Stare, but it's easy to tell that Dynamo's on guard now.]

Nothing. Just don't hesitate to kill my other self if he ever completely gets controlled by the Virus ever again.

[Yes, he's totally serious. Zero would have probably killed himself long ago if it weren't for the friends he has among the Hunters.]

Pretty sure X handled that ages ago, Princess.

That and I know what fights I can and cannot win.

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Pfff XD

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OHGOD <3 Best name change ever if brings out this guy XDD

My Dynamo lives for pesterin' Zero, just ask sclassedge up thurr

heeheehee x3

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