(gameverse canon)

[aimhigh]

C'mon, lady, would you gimme a break? I've got a school and an agency to take care of here, and I have to grade these tests by tonight, and I've got a photoshoot for my new movie first thing in the morning. I'm a busy guy, okay? Yeah I'm sure you're real nice and all that, but you try running half a talent office on your own and then tell me whether you feel like you've got time to go be a "character" in a... "roleplaying"... thingy. Is that what we're doing? Look, I get enough acting in my day job, and like hell the boss is gonna pick up my slack on all the paperwork if I'm gone for months on a magical island or a spaceship or something. I'm flattered you think I'm so great and all but just-- sister it ain't happening. How about I give you my autograph and you go on your merry way?