re: his butt already becoming a running joke

[riskbreaker]

It is a uniform.

...

No, it isn't funny.

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[staplerkun]

It can be worse.

[He's not sure.]

[riskbreaker]

I'm sure it could be.

But they don't need to be so relentless in mocking my clothing.

[staplerkun]

What do you expect? They're teenage girls. [words of a shota]

[riskbreaker]

Even then--I would have expected a little more maturity.

[Seriously. He shares a headspace with Travis Touchdown. Even Travis stopped after a while. 8|]

[staplerkun]

... You give them too much credit. I've been with this one for over a year, now.

She will never grow.

[riskbreaker]

It is not yet a year with my own, but I'm beginning to suspect the same.

[staplerkun]

Do you think you might grow accustomed to it?

[riskbreaker]

Perhaps.

It's still very annoying.

[staplerkun]

...

Maybe you should change your clothes.

[monkeytailed]

...hey, it could be worse.

[But not by much.]

[riskbreaker]

It's for mobility. Besides, it isn't as if I'm any less decent than the other agents in the VKP.

[monkeytailed]

Come on. Mobility? I knew a guy who wore a thong and I still ran circles around him with pants on.

[riskbreaker]

Perhaps he didn't know how to utilize his own speed.

[That and Ashley's game's character designer has publicly stated that he happens to really, really like butts.]

[monkeytailed]

He did fly a lot.

Geez. You oughta try being more honest about things, you know that?

[riskbreaker]

[ASHLEY RIOT SPITS ON YOUR TRUTH.]

It has no bearing on my abilities as a fighter. It shouldn't matter.

[monkeytailed]

Relax, buddy! It doesn't sound like you're wearing that by choice, so you either got forced into it or...

[riskbreaker]

Or there was no other option.

...I do change outfits at the end of my "canon".

[Not sure if this is an improvement or not. All of that is leather...]

[monkeytailed]

[When did this turn into the abominably awkward acquaintances meme?]

...it's a change.

[riskbreaker]

[It doesn't matter how. It just is.]

It is a bit more in line with what I would normally wear. A little louder, yet...

[pergopugnare]

...

A uniform for... what, exactly?

[riskbreaker]

In my original world, I was a member of an organization called the Valendian Knights of the Peace. As a Riskbreaker, I take on high-risk solo missions to capture dangerous criminals.






I do not know why the higher-ups have assigned these sorts of outfits.

[spoilers: they are all kinky bastards]

[crescentknight]

Mobility should be your highest concern, not your puppeteer's snickering. Can you move freely in such wardrobe?

[riskbreaker]

Certainly, I can. And yet she still finds cause to mock me.

[crescentknight]

I see. Therefore I advise that you should grow some...thicker skin.

[ She smirks. ]

[riskbreaker]

[...that's not funny. 8|]

She's got her fellows to join in. One is much easier to ignore, but four?

Eee Ashley~ ilu VS would soo benefit an HD remake/rerelease

[genkireaper]

That's... really a uniform?

ilu2 ;v; and i think it got rereleased on PSN?

[riskbreaker]

Yes.

It really is a uniform.

[so deadpan. WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT?]

But with original graphics, I think, not HD redesign.

[genkireaper]

Is... There something wrong with your superior's heads?

[It's, like, the weirdest uniform ever.]

oh yeah you're right!! HD would be lovely!

[riskbreaker]

In all honesty, I do not know.

...Though I have noticed that the other Riskbreakers have...unique outfits, as well.