AU!Batwoman!Dana Tan, homeless indefinitely

[timeshare_batwoman]

What was the point of making this account when you have no intention of playing me anywhere? Why bother getting friends for that pathetic twip I used to be; she already has enough. I need to go back to Gotham, before Max gets overworked.

...oh, and don't even think of using any icons of her for me. I'm not that girl anymore.

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[neverrobin]

Okay, I will fully admit to being a little lost here

1/2

[timeshare_batwoman]

[That suit. It was destroyed when Terry was killed. What]

2/2

[timeshare_batwoman]

You picked the wrong hero to impersonate. [She's not even giving him a chance to explain, just going straight for a kick to the face.]

Re: 2/2

[neverrobin]

[The problem with high-kicks is that you sacrifice balance for a stronger attack. If someone sufficiently skilled can block it (Like Terry just did for instance), they can easily send you falling to the ground.]

You're one to talk. That symbol isn't exactly something they go handing out to just anyone.

Spill. How do you know Max?

[timeshare_batwoman]

[She's caught off-balance, but recovers and lands on her feet. This guy isn't a normal impostor, he's been trained. All the more reason to see who's under that mask.]

That suit isn't one they give to anyone anymore.

How do you know Max?

[dontcallmebatwoman]

At least you didn't get a blog made for you that was forgotten about to focus on some lame dreg talking about Jokerz kissing his feet. Oh, and now a journal that'll be forgotten about in a day. Great.

Gotta agree with the guy that I'm going to pummel for wearing my costume up there, though. I'm a little lost here.

[timeshare_batwoman]

For all I know, my mun will forget about me all too soon, anyway. She'd rather concentrate on developing my past self. Pathetic.

I'm a little lost myself. You look like someone I knew, but he never said anything about a twin sister.

[dontcallmebatwoman]

At that's actually a reason. Better then just getting ignored because the other version of you is more popular with weirdos on the 'net.

Good for me that I don't have twin brother, then. Well, I do have a brother, but Matt's seven years younger than me.

[timeshare_batwoman]

I'd rather her just forget me, if that's her reason.

[Eyes narrow.] What a coincidence, McGinnis. My friend had a brother with the same name.

[fanboy_power]

[He's just going to stare a moment.]

Batwoman-ma'am? What are you talking about?

[timeshare_batwoman]

[You're not wearing Terry's suit, so you get one chance to explain yourself before she attacks.]

And who are you?

[fanboy_power]

[Nope, just a prototype for what will one day be Terry's suit.]

You're not any of the Batwomen I know, are you? [He frowns a moment but it passes quickly and is replaced with a bright smile.</small.] I'm Eidolon!

[timeshare_batwoman]

Not unless you're actually fifty years old.

Eidolon. Doesn't ring a bell. Care to tell me where you got your suit?

[bodilesswarrior]

[arches an eyebrow as she looks her over] Sometimes they like to bide their time.

[timeshare_batwoman]

I'm afraid she is. If she's just waiting, though, I'd rather she sent me somewhere now and stopped wasting her time with the twit in Nautilus.

[Getting a closer look at the woman, and double-take.]

Commissioner Gordon! What happened to you?!

[bodilesswarrior]

You don't think much of your younger self, huh?

[...okay, no hiding the shock there] Commissioner, huh? [wry, wistful smile] I was considering that. Nice to know I made it that far, somewhere.

What happened...happened quite a while ago.

[forgotham]

[tilts her head, peering at her]

[timeshare_batwoman]

[Arms crossed] Got something to say to me?

[forgotham]

You're...new.

Or - different Gotham?

/late? what late?

[bratbeyond]

Max'll be fine. It's not like slag hasn't happened before.

[timeshare_batwoman]

I'm not worried about her safety, I'm worried about her scholarship.

[Whipping out a batarang. It's her solution to everything.]

How do you know about Max, anyway?

[bratbeyond]

Same reason you know her. Batman's always going to need a Robin, right?

Late, and throwing in another AU BECAUSE I CAN

[sponsoredbyvengeance]

Didn't know there was another person running around with a bat theme. Those morons at HeroTV are gonna have a field day when they find out.

[timeshare_batwoman]

Don't know where you're from, but here, the bat theme's sort of a legacy. A rather famous one, invitation only.

[Tossing a batarang and catching it with one hand.]

So, if you're using a bat symbol but don't know about the rest, I have to wonder what's going on.

[sponsoredbyvengeance]

There's a lot of animal themes around here, but mostly the 'good' stuff. Tigers and dragons, that sorta thing. No bats. Too dark for TV. Didn't realize they'd be more common outsida Sternbild.

[Points a thumb at the vague bat shape spray painted on his tank-like armor.]

What, this? I only put that on after the network declared me "The Bat." I'll play their game if it gives me an advantage.