Re: Plotting also muse is being a grouch

[dimeliora]

So you're doing this whole... sick thing, because you think that me forgetting that mortal bodies are useless pieces of shit has the potential to be... funny.

Okay then. Oh, nothing needs to be said on my account there, I'm just clarifying.

And after finally getting your tags under control? Posting into new things and plotting new posts, yeah, that's exactly what you need to be doing.

Sure would be a dick move if I went silent right now, wouldn't it?

Comments

[nottalittlewolf]

Do it, I'm thinking of going on strike myself. [Oh he is so not looking forward to next month]

[dimeliora]

Mun's rocking your boat too, huh, kid?

[nottalittlewolf]

Yep. Mine's trying to be clever with Bilogy too. You ever see Bambi?

[dimeliora]

...Your mun's gonna have you shout words awkwardly at animals?

[Being a bit of a smartass here but. Well.]

[nottalittlewolf]

Try later on the film. The word she keeps tossing around is "twitterpated"

[dimeliora]

....Oh.

That sounds... fun.

[Nott, you have her sympathies.]

[nottalittlewolf]

Fun... Yeah.

So what do you think? Joint strike action? Maybe we can start up a Muse Union.

[dimeliora]

[A shake of the head is all she has to say to that.]

Sure thing. The illusion of productivity's better than nothing at all.

[nottalittlewolf]

The best thing about this illusion of Productivity is that we're actively doing nothing, so want to catch a movie while we're refusing to listen to our Muns?

[dimeliora]

Mm. Sounds all right by me.

What'd you have in mind, kid? Actual movie, or creative abortion?

[nottalittlewolf]

I think I'll be a gentleman and let you decide, you're the one suffering first.

[dimeliora]

Could always have you sit through Shock Waves. I'm surprised Lucas didn't come home waxing lyrical about its cinematic brilliance, the utter vibrancy of its memorable characters, the flawless execution of a clearly well written plot.

[Yes, it was that bad.]

[nottalittlewolf]

...Or we could watch Hot Fuzz. I'd think you like it.

[Not his favourite movie but he pretends it is because it's way cooler that his real favourite]

[dimeliora]

Hm. I don't think I ever saw that one.

But literally anything has to be better than Shock Waves.

[nottalittlewolf]

I don't know, Shock Waves must be pretty good if you expected Lucas to wax lyrical about it.

But it does have a cop running around a town shooting everyone with a shot gun.

[dimeliora]

Well it did provide the foundation for our coming masterpiece, Dolphin of the Dead, so he should have at least recommended it.

Sounds simple enough to keep up with while semi-omniscient beings ruin our lives. Sure, why not.

[nottalittlewolf]

Awesome. Watch movie eat some popcorn make some picket signs, sounds like a great night.

[And Nott bows motioning for Irene to go ahead of him.]

Ladies first.

[dimeliora]

Such a gentleman, kid. Don't let it be said you don't have good upbringing.

[nottalittlewolf]

I lived with far to many people who were willing to smack me one when I crossed the line, you tend to learn quick under those conditions.

[Either that or you learn how to dodge.]

[dj_mort]

When is this happening? I wouldn't want to miss mother henning you to death.

[dimeliora]

Y'know what, I'll shoot you an e-mail. Your people will talk to my people, let's do martinis.

[NOT THE MOTHER HENNING. 8( ]

[dj_mort]

Hey if you're really nice I'll bring Zach's cure-all cough syrup. It's right up your alley, Irene. [He smirks.] It's mostly whiskey and some sugar tossed in for good measure.

Anyways the mun says this might happening while I'm gone, so you might get spared of dealing with me.

[dimeliora]

Finally, medicine that burns for a legit reason.

Ah, heading back soon, huh?

[rebelwithoutaface]

Gross, germs.

[dimeliora]

[She throws her hands up in a shrug.]

What can I say, Mortal World Problems.

[rebelwithoutaface]

[He repeats the gesture.]

I hope you learn how to blow your nose properly quick, it's horrendous to see people with mucus all over themselves.

[dimeliora]

I'll keep your concerns in mind, buddy. But unless you have plans to find yourself in inter-dimensional BFE within the next week or so, I think you're in the clear.

[rebelwithoutaface]

Oh, probably not.

But the idea of it will still make me feel unwell. I'd appreciate if you'd pretend you'll take care of it, even if both know I'll have no impact on any circumstances whatsoever.

Ready? Go.

[dimeliora]

Damn, and here you caught me without a stopwatch.

Don't worry though, I'm sure some part of me will remember you cared. Or that you're just a squeamish commentator, I wonder which.

[rebelwithoutaface]

Yeah, a lot of people wonder that.

I'm just glad I'm not breathing the same air as you, really.

[dimeliora]

And yet somehow, an infinitesimal part of me highly doubts that.

That'd be a cause for relief I guess if I normally breathed air, chief. Although I get where you're coming from.

[Human bodies are gross. :I ]

[rebelwithoutaface]

The whole 'normally' implies it's occurring regardless.

[dimeliora]

On the odd days that I'm in a mortal body, sure. Which happens to be in aforementioned BFE.

Otherwise, I'm no medical graduate, but I'd think it's a bit hard to breathe when you're dead.

[rebelwithoutaface]

I've seen weirder things.

[dimeliora]

To end up in a place like this, I'd sure as hell hope so.