shut up, tony.

[ex_starks385]

Hey, by the way, I know what you're thinking. And for the record, uh — no? Bad call there, fun size.

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[ferreum]

Hard knock life, huh?

[ex_starks385]

What's that line? The one about kicks instead of kisses? That's me. That's how I feel. Little Not-So-Orphaned Tony.

[ferreum]

[ Flatly: ]

We both know you're not so little.

[ex_starks385]

See. This? This is why I like having you around. It's so — enlightening.

[ferreum]

I know.

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So what's she got on the brain that's got you so wigged?

[ex_starks385]

One word and one word only: Asgardians.

Here's the spoon. Do me a favor and gag me with it, wouldja?

[ferreum]

Eh.

[ex_starks385]

That's what I said.

[occasionally]

—Wait.

You're calling out someone else's bad idea?

[ex_starks385]

If it's any consolation, uh — she started it.

[occasionally]

That excuse only works the first few hundred times. [ A grin. ] After a while it starts to lose its touch.

[ex_starks385]

In my defense, it's not untrue.

[occasionally]

Oh, no, of course it's not.

[ It's because she loves you that she's so hard on you, Tony. Really. ]

And what do you plan on doing about this if it's so awful? I'm sure you've got something in mind..?

[ex_starks385]

Uh, distraction. Mostly.

[arach_nerd]

Care to share with the class Shellhead?

[ex_starks385]

Shellhead? Seriously?

[arach_nerd]

I didn't come up with it, it just stuck.

And you're changing the subject.

[dislikesbullies]

So now you're a mind reader? That definitely would explain why conversations with you tend to be so one-sided.

[busdriver]

"Fun size." [Judging him. Judging him on behalf of short people everywhere.]

[incrediblebanner]

[Seeing as how she was literally just about to do that she's not that short but her mun is, Bryce is just gonna be in the judge-y corner with May here.]

[vdova]

If you think it's a bad idea, then it must be.