the first time the mun has ever paid for icons...

[princesspool]

Oh, look at our vast collection! Such an excellent diverse trove of artists and expressions! I am sure that with time and effort, we can use every single one of them and make use of every last penny you spent upon them!

And I must admit, several of them are simply adorable! I like the ones where I am with Tanaka-san's hamsters! And where are the blushing ones from, near the bottom?

[...]

I do apologize, I must not have cleaned out my ears as much as I thought I did when I showered this morning. How embarrassing, I almost thought you said got them from 'porny pics'. Would you care to repeat yourself?

[......]






NOW I CAN NEVER GET MARRIED!

Comments

[painpaingoaway]

A-ah, they look really nice, Sonia-san, I'm glad you share such a nice relationship with Tanaka-san! Hawaaa, I spoke without requesting again, I-I'm sorry!

[princesspool]

IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP!

[... wait]

I-I mean... That is to say... I think I'm the one who should be apologizing this time...

[painpaingoaway]

I- I got it wrong?

[blink, blink.]

Uuuwaaah, you should punish me now!

[princesspool]

There's just been a misunderstanding! Nobody needs to punish anybody!

Except perhaps my perverted mundane...

[painpaingoaway]

I- I see, but you two are friends, aren't you?

Oh noooo! I probably got it wrong again, I'm so soooorry! Please forgive me this time.

[princesspool]

Now that is correct! We are friends! Deep, true, and wonderful friends! You are one hundred percent correct!

[painpaingoaway]

I- I did? Hehehe... It is great that you have such a wonderful friendship, then!

[princesspool]

Thank you... and I think we should strive toward that too!

[painpaingoaway]

Y-you think we should? D-did you mean that you wanted a friendship with... with me? I'm sorry if I got that wrong, perhaps I misheard you Sonia-san! Uwah-- Please don't hate me!

[Mikan thinks, of course she got that wrong, why would the beautiful princess Sonia Nevermind even enjoy conversing with such lowlife garbage such as herself? It was bizarre! The princess was probably hiding her current annoyance behind a smile.]

[princesspool]

Hold it! This time, you were also one hundred percent clear and correct! I want us to have a deep, powerful friendship! It would be hella sweet to be friends with a normal girl my age!

[normal.... ahahahahah....]