dear_mun | Canon Watch. Angry Character is really freaking angry.

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Canon Watch. Angry Character is really freaking angry.

Ok, I've stopped wanting an explanation for this bullshit, and want to know who I need to Tesla in the face now.

I am not some fucking kind of bird who sticks their head in the ground. Unless you're going to say that I'm stuck in Night Vale with no access to anything, but wait. Steve said he called CERN. Well, at least I'm alive. But that's about all I've got right now.

Oh, and about that part where I knew about the damn sister thing? No. I can't fucking accept that. I would absolutely not keep something that fucking important from Claudia.

I know I'm rambling and making no fucking sense, but who the fucking hell that is, it isn't me. I'm not an asshole, you hear? Not an asshole.

And Claud's threat stands for me too, you now. I'll Tesla your non-existant balls off too if you do that to her. I have Ways.

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Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion on As the Metronome Ticks. [Yeah, suffice to say, Claudia could probably handle being a regular statue for a while, but NOT THIS CRUMBLING BULLSHIT. Not something that leaves her that damn helpless.]

The best I can do on you knowing something like that and not saying anything is you wanted to wait until I was older, and then you were in an interdimensional space, and apparently in this weird AU we haven't properly reconnected, so it never came up.

What I want to know is, who the fuck got out the Idiot Ball and tied it to Pete? Even he's not usually that bad. I mean, he didn't fall for the 'save the world' line from MacPherson.

I've never believed in the 'wait until you're older' bullshit. Besides, isn't something like that, oh... fucking important? Especially if she's dangerous? It's not just a 'oh, she's out there, dear, she just doesn't like us.' It's possibly fucking destructive, and I would not do that to you. I'm not that kind of fucking asshole.

I thought better of Pete. Seriously.

... I think I'm going to go home and neutralize the Idiot Ball. I'll feel better, even though it won't affect those strange AU us.

No. No, you're not. And the 'why didn't they just bronze her' question damn well stands. (Sorry, Twitter person mun was talking to, Artie wouldn't be that freaked out if this chick was just in regular jail. Whatever she did/is capable of, it probably merits bronzing. Besides, regular jail only makes sense if she's closer to your age in the first place.)

Weird AU Pete's freaked out and it's clouding his judgment, but still! He should know better than to listen to the immortal bad guy! I don't believe a damn thing he said, either.

Yes, absolutely goo the Idiot Ball. I think it'll make both of us feel better.

I'm... also not sure what the hell was up with that Abigail lady? Isn't that part of your boss's job, at least the way Team Mun's set things up? And why would the Warehouse leave something as important as ALL OF ITS BACKLOG up to a 'once in every generation a Slayer is born' kind of deal? That's even worse than trusting the wrong person to be Caretaker.

(Speaking of which, I literally do not understand how exactly they mean it that I took over? ?????)

Of course the cute smart guy has a evil sister.

[ Yeah, he's talking about you. He's not really going to question it to much. It's better that. Artie lied to him, which is the important thing.]

Hey, I'm not evil. I just kidnap federal agents when I have a brother to rescue.

Don't ask me who the fuck Claire is. I haven't had a sister in my backstory for three and a half years and my mun's not reversing course now.

And I'm only evil when I'm trying to help Artie.

Maybe she's a side effect of the warehouse?

No, you're only evil when you're on undercover suicide missions. [...too soon?]

My mun's best guess is the stupid astrolabe threw everyone into a parallel timeline where the sister was a thing the whole time. And she kinda wants to write a fic where I rant about the whole mess to Doug and he wasn't brought along for the ride so he calls me on it, but that's as much as she wants to poke at this nonsense.

Well, maybe once my hypothetical evil twin has some canon Team Mun'll entertain the idea of someone apping her, mostly so Joshua can ask if she's a Mary Sue. But that's it.

I mean, seriously, my parents died when I was seven. If they knew then that this chick was so dangerous, why not just bronze her? I know it's very D: but there is precedent, at that point it was a big gamble I'd end up in the Warehouse anyway, and it's not like I spend my free time in the bronze sector working out why everyone's there. And another thing, why do the bronze sector's records suck so much? You'd think they would've at least said 'yeah so Evil Giles straight-up murdered an entire town For Science.'

I don't have an evil sister, just a sometimes annoying one.

[He pauses, looking a bit confused.]

Wait. I'm cute?

I think we share the same one.

[ Also, you know, the dead one he has.]

You're crazy smart but there's cuteness there Josh.

[ Its said with the same tone he says everything, hard to tell if he's joking or not.]

[Joshua snorts, shaking his head]

Good thing she's on the side of the angels, because Claudia could be world-ending if she went truly bad. Fuck.

[He blushes, shrugging it off.]

I guess. I mean, I know that smart and cute aren't necissarily mutually exclusive, but it's just hard to see that in me.