Looking at theeventhorizon. I'm sorry in advance.

[ajrimmerssc]

...Well if you miss playing me so much, then smegging do something about it. I don't know, sitting here whinging on about it isn't going to get either of us anywhere. I'm none too thrilled about suddenly being second banana to the rest of your motley crew of characters. Up up up, that's where I'm going. It's hardly my fault that you've gotten so involved with those damnable teenage werewolves and friends.

Wait, you want to app me where? A space-station? Oh, yes, marvelous, I'd truly enjoy that. Splendissimo. Command structure, a chance for a promotion, dinner at the captain's table, making a real differ-...ence.

There are giant monsters and giant mechs?

...

Right. I'll just...wait quietly back here. Behind the teenage werewolves. Thanks. I'm grand right where I am. Toodle-pipski.

Comments

[teenagebadboy]

Wow... aren't you an odd fellow, innit?

[ajrimmerssc]

I do beg your pardon?

[teenagebadboy]

The way you talk, it's weird innit. Are you from London or sumething?

[ajrimmerssc]

"Innit?"

You're smegging kidding me. No, I'm not from London! I'm from Io.

[teenagebadboy]

Io? Never heard of it. It's in the States?

[lurkerwolf]

... teenage werewolves? [Cautiously although Derek has a good idea what the other man is talking about. He has also had a few run-ins with those teenagers, they make up his entire pack.]

[ajrimmerssc]

Teenage werewolves. Well, one werewolf, one werewolf mum, and one hyperactive little git with sticky-uppy hair.

[lurkerwolf]

Let me guess, Scott McCall, Melissa McCall and Stiles Stilinski? Yes, I know of them as well. You shouldn't stay back and hope they can save you though.

[ajrimmerssc]

Ah, two out of three, young man!

Aiden, Melissa and Stiles. The last two are fairly easy to get on with, but that one bloke...he's a problem.

[iamandromeda]

Your Mun obviously wishes to play you again, insulting him or her won't help the matter. Your feelings about being "second banana" are not relevant and to be honest very self centred of you. It's much more efficient to attempt to get along with the people you share quarters with than whining about it.

If it was up to me you would not move further up any command chain with that attitude and cowardice.

[ajrimmerssc]

[SCOFFING. Following by whining. Oh dear.]

You're just like the other captains I've served under. Always looking for the slightest excuse to bust my behind.

I am not self-centered. How dare you even suggest that?

[iamandromeda]

I am a warship. But I'm conviced that my captain would agree with me. Your duty is to do your best for the ship and crew. Or whatever holograms does on your ship.

[ajrimmerssc]

You...are the ship.

You're the ship's computer, you mean. Right? Like Holly?

[neverhurthim]

Mine wants to send me to prison.

[ajrimmerssc]

Eugh. My sincerest condolences. I've spent some time in the brig myself. Or, I will do, later in my canon than where I'm currently from. It's all very Doctor Who.

Is this that...Last Voyages game?

[neverhurthim]

Thank you. I'm not excited about the prospect. Sounds like your future sucks. No offense.

It's MarinaNova. I'd ask about Last Voyages but I don't want to give her anymore ideas.

[ajrimmerssc]

It does indeed "suck," yes. Especially since it's not even my fault I'm in the brig, it's that gimboid Lister's fault!

Anyway.

I've never heard of MarinaNova. Interesting. Is it...a girl's prison?

[He...might be getting the wrong idea here.]

[felissapiens]

Second banana? More like last lemon. [ An appraising look, nose scrunching up. ] They aren't ever going to let you in looking like that.

[ajrimmerssc]

Cat!?

...I'm not impressed. My writer, on the other hand, is squealing her fool head off.

[felissapiens]

Yeah yeah. I'm gorgeous, who wouldn't want to have me around?

[ Vanity, thy name is cat. ]

What? You miss me, goalpost head?

[ajrimmerssc]

No, not at all, you useless mog!

I told you, my writer is the one having fits. I was perfectly content without you and the rest of the Lollipop Guild around. Between you, Lister and Kryten I'm amazed I haven't had a stroke.

love the cat thread! so. much. win.

[hforhologram]

Well now....sounds like you're in for one dangerous adventure there. [Why would this Rimmer be grinning? Because HE doesn't have to go.] Have a marvelous time. Don't forget to write if you don't die first. [wave~]

asd;klajdsf thank you!

[ajrimmerssc]

Gee, thanks a smegging bunch-a-rooni. I can't even get a little bit of support from another version of myself.

[hforhologram]

[mock shock and dismay]

Oh no, you have got me all wrong. I fully support where you're going. In fact, I'd be more than happy to help you pack. [pulling out a suitcase from nowhere and clicking it open] I suggest taking as many pairs of underpants as possible.

.....You are also a beautiful person.

[ajrimmerssc]

[Have a Rimmer GLARE OF DEATH. And also hate.]

I'm not going there. My mun loves me too much to subject me to that.