Going back to mylittlejamjar

[first_host]

You... You are kidding, right? You cannot possibly be serious on sending me back there to that horrid place. I rather like having fingers, thumbs, standing on two legs and not eating hay and grass of all things.

No, trying to convince Hashirama and Tobirama there and heaven forbid you try finding a Madara will not help matters. I do not wish to be there whether or not they are there. Do not even think of suggesting the fox to go there separately, I do not have time to deal with him on top of being a horse.

I also do not appreciate these sudden feelings you are having on the topic of myself and Madara. There is nothing there, nothing what-so-ever.

Comments

[hangthedj]

Hey man, don't hate. Pony life ain't so bad, y'know?

I mean, hearin' the newbies go on about it ya'd think somebody smashed their favorite action figure, but I hear tell ya get used to it after a while.

[first_host]

I don't want to get used to it. I have very important things to be doing at home and they do not include being a horse. Not that I expect any of you natives to understand the importance.

[hangthedj]

Whohohoho! Gettin' all sassy now!

Well, truth'a the matter is, we all had stuff to do before this whole thing kicked off. S'not like you're a special case or anything. Besides, the wheels're already in motion, so there's not really much you can do now. Maybe try an' make the best out of a bad situation.

[first_host]

Sassy? You haven't the faintest idea of what that word even means.

I doubt the rest of you had a demonic creature sealed inside their body after a battle between their husband and their former friend to the death. Nor do I believe any of you have a village to keep political tensions low with between clans that can't even trust one another fully.

[im_on_a_20]

Ha! Man girl ya got some of the worst luck out there.

[first_host]

Unfortunately so. Someone finds it hilarious to make my life into some sort of joke.

[im_on_a_20]

Man don't get all depressin' and shit on me. Least you're gonna go somewhere.

[first_host]

One of the very few places that will take me. Something about not being around enough, though that seems to be the fate of most women in that place...

[im_on_a_20]

Like I said, you're bein' way too dramatic here. Ain't that shorty tv show supposed to be all about happiness and stuff like that?

[first_host]

I suppose so... Though that seems far too unlikely to be true, no place is truly full of nothing but happiness.

[im_on_a_20]

Fuck girl have ya even seen the damn previews, that shit is probably one of the brightest freakin' places out there, ya dig?

[first_host]

Cynical. My world is nothing but war and tensions between people for grudges of the past, I do not trust a supposed utopia.

[im_on_a_20]

Obviously ya haven't visited her mun's world. Shits ten times as worse as yers. And ya really should watch the show.