Searching for a home...muse is not too happy

[hulkintraining]

Are we seriously going to do this again? [The expression on his face is so judging.]

I don't know if you remember the last time you stuck me in a place I couldn't get out of, but it really sucked.

I also don't know if you'd noticed, but it's also a really bad time to take me away from home. Like, an extraordinarily bad time.

...Send me to that place where I have to marry a stranger and I'm never talking to you again.

Comments

[eversomagical]

A stranger?

[ He's actually sort of thankful his own Mun does'nt make him end up in situations like that. Really.]

[hulkintraining]

Yeah. Everyone over 18 wakes up there married to someone. They even give you kids. [He is so not ready to be a dad.]

[eversomagical]

Kids? [ Wow. Yep. He's really not OK with this line of thinking.] That's...something.

[hulkintraining]

Really? That's all you can say? No helpful tips on how I can deter my mun away from this insanity?

[furryflarkinfiend]

If only muns actually listened, mate.

[hulkintraining]

She'll listen. She has to. She doesn't have time to deal with an uncooperative Hulking. I'm pretty stubborn when I want to be.

[furryflarkinfiend]

You push a mun the wrong way though...

Trust me, mate. Last time I got snippy with my flarkin' mun, she had me run over by Commander Shepard and her MAKO.

[hulkintraining]

That...sounds like it hurts. I don't think my mun would ever do anything that extreme.

[furryflarkinfiend]

[Excuse him while he huffs, ears falling back as his arms cross.]

She thought it'd be funny. That's the kind of mun I got stuck with.

I wish I had your mun, if what you're saying is true, mate.

[hulkintraining]

[Well he's never known his mun to do needlessly awful things...to him. Little does he know...]

That's messed up. How is getting you run over supposed to be funny?

[furryflarkinfiend]

[Poor, poor Teddy.]

...........

[He sighs, glaring off to the side.]

Because raccoons are common roadkill on Earth. So she and Shepard's mun thought it would be amusing, since I'd just come back anyway.

[hulkintraining]

[...Yeah. And by his expression it's probably very clear that he's still not getting it. Since when is roadkill funny? Is he missing something here?]

...Right. It sounds like you have it pretty rough.

[furryflarkinfiend]

[You'll learn in time, kid.]

At least death wasn't permanent in that place. That's about the only saving grace.

[ex_soter262]

I believe my mun is considering a similar situation for me. I know your pain.

[hulkintraining]

The sending you to an awful place situation or the possibly waking up married to a stranger situation?

[ex_soter262]

Married to a stranger. He finds entrapping me "fun."

[hulkintraining]

I'm starting to think that our ideas of fun are way different from theirs.

[withlucyinthesky]

Does that place force you into a human shape?

If so, my mun has also looked at it. Thankfully, she hasn't had the time to write an application.

[hulkintraining]

Yeah and you lose your powers for awhile.

Well, that's something at least. Maybe you won't have to go.

[withlucyinthesky]

Power loss is unacceptable!

Of course I won't. If my mun is truly interested, I'll have her send someone else.

[hulkintraining]

You can get them back. Eventually...

You really think it'll be that easy?

[withlucyinthesky]

It helps when I'm sharing this headspace with someone willing to enter this game.

[hulkintraining]

Oh, well there you go. It should be easy to get off the hook.