( because 50 shades of pacific rim - yes, we went there )

[bigblondmotherhen]

I knew I wasn't seeing things when I saw that title on Raleigh's bookshelf.

[ He means years ago, when they were kids and Raleigh had just started putting his lunch money aside for books he liked to read. ]

Bro, I dunno man. You had the whole of the Internet to look through with a few keywords and Google and you go with that shit?

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[brains_before_bullets]

Jokes like this ain't funny.

[bigblondmotherhen]

Of course they are.

And who said it was a joke?

[needmorecoffee]

Course it is!

[herc]

[ basically. ]

(1/?) who knows

[disarray]

[disarray]

[disarray]

[ so when he asked yancy if he'd gone through his stuff that day, his big bro was flat-out lying. ]

do... ne ......

[disarray]

[ was all ready to say something but then he thinks this doesn't even warrant a comment.

]

Nope.

[coyotesolo]

[Not saying a word. Just this face.]

[herc]

[ they will just quietly judge everyone in this post. ]

[driftsolo]

No way. That wasn't mine.

[bigblondmotherhen]

You're saying it belonged to Jaz?

[ For a moment, he actually considers that.

Could work. ]

[assure]

Figured he had shit taste in books.

[ ding ding ding ding! ]

[bigblondmotherhen]

So you mean you've read it?

[ He peeked. Maybe. First few chapters and then couldn't be bothered with the rest because his gut hurt from laughing. ]

[simplepuzzle]

[Even Chuck's not laughing at this.]

[kaijus]

[

whatever, man. you totally read those books too. ]

[withaz]

I need brain bleach.

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ So it wasn't yours. Really. It really wasn't yours. ]

[ambidexter]

Send me back to the Breach, please.

[bigblondmotherhen]

No, bro. You're staying right here.

[contest]

[ there is so much judgment here. so much judgment. ]

News for you, Becket: you've actually got a sister.

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ you are a toddler to yancy, chuck hansen. you don't got enough cred to pass judgement. ]

Are you saying my little sister has shit taste in her reading material?

[halfsack]

Holy fuckin' tampons, man.

[brains_before_bullets]

Shut it, prospect.

[oldmanstriker]

...I'm not saying anything.

[His wife went through her Fifty Shades phase... He point blank refused to try anything with her.]

[ahansen]

[And she made him regret that refusal too.]

what am i doing am not supposed to be here

[needmorecoffee]

[ JUDGING. FOREVER. ]

yeah man like isn't this your own post? geez

[ambidexter]

Don't. I'll actually punch you. I'm not kidding.

[zaffre]

[ NOPE.

Politely removing herself from any and all conversation on this matter now and in future. Forever. ]

[coyotesolo]

[This was the correct response, Miss Mori.]

[goingfishing]

[Taking all the willpower he has, not to punch him in the face] Right next to your copy of sparkle vampires go to town or whatever the other one was called.

[bigblondmotherhen]

[ Bring it, brother, everybody knows you miss tussling with your older brother. ]

That belonged to my then-girlfriend. And she left it as a creepy kind of hint.

Thank God that relationship didn't last.

[retributively]

...I think there has been a miscasting for that role.

[ she means that in the most genuine, sincere, and caring way, Raleigh. ]

[driftsolo]

...What's that supposed to mean.

[ rude, mako :c ]

[ahansen]

That's unfortunate. [Never mind the fact she read all the books and terrorized her husband with them. Hey, it was his loss that he didn't want to try anything.]