dear_mun | Jun. 13th, 2013

Jun. 13th, 2013

MUN-SIS!!!

You got me cake? Taro and coconut cake??? THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Guys, guys, we should all totally party. PARTY AT MY PLACE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

algidity

Yeah, yeah, I'm in the city, off the train - and I didn't attack anyone; it was just a supernatural train. That's great, but you realize once Scott gets off that train, I'm going to be the fifth wheel here, right?

talkstofish

The more research you try to do, the more confused you become. I suggest you stop reading about me and play as you would anyone else. Your worries are probably unwarranted - you know enough, and I'm sure you can find whatever you need to know with a quick online search. You can't be expected to memorise every timeline, Mundane. And if you really need somewhere to start, learn a little more about Mera. Call it a package deal.

Besides, you and I both know how accepting people can be of mistakes. You'll get along fine. If you're so worried about how the system works or what I should and shouldn't remember, ask your friend. He seems to know a lot about my universe.

And no - me encouraging you to stop looking into my alternate portrayals has nothing to do with that. You can keep making L'Oréal jokes as long as you like.

Current Mood: mellow

shoushin

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a little busy.

You're busy, too. Are you really expecting to get something out of this?

[[More than likely spoilers in the comments.]]

forgivemeforhiscrimes

She was a good cat. I'm really going to miss her.

You do what you have to do, alright? And I can see you thinking about not sleeping tonight, but don't you dare. You need your rest.

We'll... we'll keep the bad dreams away.

I promise.

crymoore

What purpose does rewriting one's history do? Some things ( people ) are best not forgotten, yet you intend to have me no longer remember them? That person won't be me.

No, it would be nothing more than a fragmented echo of my former self. [ Spoken in her exasperation. ]

At least you intend to sit on this one for a few months. That gives me time enough to convince you to consider another world. Perhaps one where I may be able to study in peace? [ A soft humming sigh. ] Or one where I may be able to wield the power that I have earned?

aeviternity

All this whining about a long distance relationship, I've done it before! It's easy. You just call her a lot on the phone, and whenever you can get money, you take a bus to visit her and maybe touch her pussy a little. It's awesome!

buriedinside

[The man stands tall and thin, hooded cloak pulled low enough to hide the eyes. What skin is visible holds a faintly greyish cast, but there's nothing particularly strange about the features one can see past the cloak. Or the visible scowl.]

I am to be your "muse", you say? You have my apologies, good woman. Indeed, I would advise-- nay, I would implore you to reconsider this.

You have bemoaned already the difficulty of transporting me outside my world. Kasslyne's khert is unique, and I more than any am supported by pymarics. Mayhaps you could bring a lifeless heap of bones for feathered beasts to pick through, but a thinking, living galit? I think not.

Furthermore, I would not go. These "games" of yours seem naught but trifles to entertain the diseased mind; no true wright or Aldishman would consider such a thing. Give up playing with the minds of others and craft your own narrative, as you have considered. Far more honorable to be a Composer of worlds than to spend the small hours of each night tormenting the creations of others for your amusement-- nay, do not argue, I have seen your work, and I will have no part in it myself.

And I would not leave Sette.

Besides, for all your claims, I must confess I find it hard to grasp a means by which a foreign girl scarce past two decades through her life could hope to pen the voice and mind of Duane Adelier. Nor indeed why she would want to.

[Duane shakes his head with a short sigh.]

All in all, I fear I will be singularly lacking in inspiration.

isthistheregion

I think your proposal is intriguing. You say you can take me to a place where I will be able to continue to learn in peace. A place where I will no longer be alone, where there will be less judgement...

But it is impossible. So long as men and women have eyes, they will hate me. And besides, [He sweeps a hand over his head, indicating the scars and bruises,] what prince would want a bride who looks like this?

stitchedupbodyguard

....

C-calm down, okay?

It's not the first time that has happened to me, I'll be fine.

realmenknitplushies

Yo. Mun.

I seem t' remember you saying something like 'once we get back from this trip, you'd find a game for me'?
It's been a week now. So... Ya think you could do something about that? Yeah, you guys're working on all that musebox crap, and I know it's gonna be okay. That's cool. But it ain't the same and you know that...

So c'mon! Quit making me wait!

elswords

About time. I wasn't getting any better in there. And this whole "apprehension" thing you're having isn't working for you.

Oh, and another thing: change your mind about those others, I don't care what happened last time. I'm the best.

[...You mean like the thing that's inevitably going to happen now?]

Exactly.

funbari

Isn't this too predictable a point to pull me from -- ?! Right when I'm in the middle of an existential crisis? At least try to be subtle about these things! Jeez...

[ huff huff huff huff ]

Fine, whatever. Dealing with you is way less trouble than dealing with Tamao-mom, at least.

[ and now he's thinking oh shit, there's no way I won't regret saying that... ]

manabe

Mundane-san.

If I were to make an estimate, there are at least one hundred and seventy nine games existing and the number keeps growing. Only four of which have any kind of Inazuma cast, though I would hardly call one character a cast...

There are ten episodes of Galaxy out, only four have subtitles right now and though you may be able to read most Japanese, you and I both know you can't pick up on it by listening.

[He pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose.]

The probability of you applying me to a game and sticking with it are low. Only a thirty percent success rate, to be exact.

Wait until there are more episodes with subtitles and more people interested in playing from Galaxy, and you might be able to raise the percentage.

fish_or_die

Mm.

I would have done the same thing. All my friends are important.

beforethewar

You know, there are several reasons why this is not a good idea. Alright, so maybe I can only come up with two at the moment, but they are two very good reasons.

The first reason being that Charley seemed quite emphatic in her letter about not wanting to see me again. What part of "do not look for me" makes you think that you should convince some other mundane to drag her to Asgard?

Secondly, why in Kasterborous would you have her dragged into the middle of a war? You know people are going to start dying soon, and while I don't mind you putting me in harm's way -- after all, that's what I do -- I do mind you suggesting that she be put into the line of fire. Especially after what happened to to Lucie, Tamsin and Alex.

On the other hand, at least there's three and a half other me's around, and plenty of other companions... and I do miss her...

[He narrows his eyes.] You're manipulating me again, aren't you? Just great. Well, if she appears and gets hurt, I'm holding you responsible, mundane.

intexas

Well, now. It's been a while, old pardner. I haven't seen you hitch your pony to this guard post in quite some time. I was startin' to think this watering hole had gone dry.

I know, I know - you ain't thinking of putting this old ranger back out in the field, not really - still, can't say it's not nice to take a look around. Even the driest deserts like to see a little rain every once in a while, bambino.

Keep me in mind then, if you want. I won't be going far.

hotblackcoffee

Diane, I understand that I'm going to be on the road for a little while. So I've made the appropriate arrangements -- packed my bags, as the saying goes.

I had an excellent breakfast at the hotel this morning: hard-cooked eggs, and I mean hard. Bacon so crisp you could almost taste the fire under the pan. And I don't think I need to remind you about the excellent quality of the Great Northern's coffee: hot, black as midnight, never over-roasted. Total comes up to $5.22.

You really need to come down here when you've got some vacation time; the staff have been nothing if not kind and courteous to me.

I'll miss this place, Diane, I really will. The question is where I'll be going next.

obsessing

Really?

You're going to let me see Yukki? It's been so long since I've seen him... I would be so happy! Don't hesitate; let me see him already! After all, if you get in my way, I'll kill you. Just like everybody else who stands between me and him.

herotypical

You. Keyboard-lady. Let's talk about Anya and how you foolishly made me explain to her just how dead she is. She wigged. Of course she wigged. I would have wigged. It's a wig-inducing kind of thing. Anya'd be well within her rights to never speak to me again after an info-bomb of that calibre.

Thanks to you, I've gone and alienated my one someone else from home. You should have just let me lie. I'm a big girl -- my conscience could have handled it.

Maybe. Probably. Shut up.

predaking

[He's just going to lie here and stare at you flesh creature that is trying to control him. Just let him sleep again, because there is nowhere where he can roam and hunt just yet.

There's no Shockwave-creator or the creator's Megatron-master out there either, and if the annoying screechy seeker is out there that's not good enough. Unless he gets to eat him that is.]

yoursecretary

Ah, um, Ms. Mundane... I'm not sure if I approve of this! All of this sounds very fun, but... I don't have time for it, I'm sorry. The mayor needs me, you know, and to neglect my duties would be very bad! I'm sorry I can't do this for you, I'm really sorry!

got_moxie

I can’t believe you. This is a terrible idea.

[Rubs the bridge of his nose and shut his eyes.]

Seriously, just delete my journal. Nothing good is going to come out of this.

Why didn't you think this through?!

littlechair

Hello Mun. It's very kind of you to have created a journal for me, but I don't know why you'd choose me. There are so many exciting people in your head, why not play them?

I've never done anything, I'm not anyone special. I'm just Cinderella. Just Cinderella. It's not that I don't want adventures, I do but... I'm safe here, all only in my little chair.

moc_kitty

Oh my witches, Mun. Seriously? You haven't even known for an hour. You don' even know if this face will be the one I have in that version!

Jus' take a bit of a rest, yeah?

Look. I get that having a movie of this would be fantastic, but that don' mean you gotta go out and do this.

And what's with those tag things? 'S not like anyone in that universe knows anyfing about this, just coz you do. It don' even take place in the same universe!

Current Mood: annoyed

handsomejack

Ahahahahaha phew! Wow. Really? You just... thought you could get rid of me, huh? Kick me out of games because you can't let me be "menacing" enough? Not really my fault now is it? I mean, if it weren't for your idiotic life problems, and I don't know, you took a couple minutes to get your hand out of whatever bear trap you left it in to just devote like an hour to let my "voice" be heard, believe me.. I could've done more than enough damage. Would be nice if my Mun wasn't a complete fucking pansy. I'm just sayin'. Thought you'd be cool, because I mean.. Look who's livin' in your head space with his glorious mountain of kick-assery. You damn muns. Thinking you have a choice in silencing us. To be fair, you put me in some pretty craptacular settings where I had to not... like... kill bandit trash. HANDSOME JACK HERE, known murderer of bandit trash! Have we met?

With that said, was not totally impressed with the way you handled me. 'Thinking we ought to throw you into boot camp, precious.

Step one, put on that game you have so easily devoted hours of your day to. Step two, throw your stupid Vault Hunter character repeatedly into their doom. Kinda liking that midget eating Psycho one... what with him blowing himself up all the time. That just gives me the best chuckle ever. Step three, go... think about what you've done or something. So goddamn disappointed.

Now that you insisted on pulling me away from games, guess who gets to give you the best mind fucking torture ever? I'll give you a hint. His name's Jack. Turns out he's devilishly handsome too.

notendorsing

You've gotta be kidding me...

Well, you've got one thing right. I don't endorse this. I don't think I've not endorsed anything as much since I met Mr. Hammond

...what do you mean I might be going back to one of InGen's facilities?

No. No way. Not for all the grant money in the world. No more live dinosaurs.

Got it?

flurry_of_flames

So you're telling me that this isn't just some big bandwagon jump 'cause of the new announcement? You'd wanted me here for a while? Well, can't argue with that. But you've got to admit, the timing does look suspicious, doesn't it?

Hey, I'm not complaining! Just saying...

The rest of this business, though. With ice-cream me over there. (... yeah, he says he's not made of ice cream - sure, you believe him? Look at that hair!) What's this gonna mean for him when I'm around? And what's it going to mean for me when you're off feeding him to demons or whatever you're doing?

You know the drill. No forgetting either of us, got it?

toiltrouble

Nyarlathotep? Do you think I am something as simple as a cosmic beast? [ ... ] My Ladies of the Trinity are far more creative than that.

Nevertheless, whatever plan you seem to be concocting is no more unexpected than the escapades of of the others. [ What a rude way to refer to your canonmates. ] It matters not in the grand scheme of things.

Do you wish to continue?

notspeedy

Okay. The username thing? Seriously not cool. Joke or not, now I'm stuck with it - and it isn't even that funny! You sure are bad at coming up with on-the-spot puns.

Buuut I can let that slide. My uncle's pretty much a bad pun wizard, I'm used to it. Besides - you picked me! Out of everyone, you picked me, and that's what counts, right? I won't let you down, "not speedy" or... not. You won't be sorry! Just remember to make a start on the other stuff. It's not gonna read itself, and I know you want to find out more about the whole team.

You can pick up that Beetle guy and whoever else you want later! We should focus on me. More specifically, on my stomach. There's gotta be a fridge floating around in here somewhere, right?

Current Mood: hopeful

gregor

Oy, Mun person. Gregor thinks that you might be putting cart before carriage on this one. You have not even finished finding out all of Gregor's romantic charms and appeals!

Is very nice that you give Gregor nice house and family by putting him in strange game, but how can Gregor be swell sword if he can't use his swell sword? Is nice that you try to go for walk with Gregor, but you sure you can talk like Gregor?

inthewrongplace

Complain all you want about the next episode still not being out. Frankly, I don't mind the break. If you had to deal with Barnacles constantly throwing up all over you - to say nothing of everything else - I doubt you'd be eager to jump right back into it.

... Of course I will, once it's time to. I'm not that selfish, you know that. I'm just going to appreciate whatever rest is available to me until such time. It's tiring.

[ A pause. ]

That, and sometimes even I forget I can talk.

Just try not to get me involved in any more insanity. I've got enough on my plate as it is.

hands4healing

Miss Mun,

...can't you leave me out of this?

Current Mood: distressed

skirtingdanger

-- Oh, there you are, Mun. It's been so long! ... Almost too long.

That's right, I'm taking it upon myself to kick your lazy, procrastinating self into gear again. Sorry to say, but "making a few new icons" for me doesn't count! If you're going to keep me around at all, it's not going to be for me to sit and collect dust, got it? So c'mon, get involved with your tags and threads again! ... Do I have to say "or else"? I really will, if it comes to it.

Sheesh, I almost can't believe it's getting to this.

sparkleandbubble

Mundane...

I'm glad that you made an account for me! I really am! But... do you have any plans for me once you're done with watching our canon?

[ There's a pause here. Sorry, nothing yet... ]

Y-you don't?!

[ Why this, mundane. She collapses to her knees dramatically, the back of her hand to her forehead as she sniffles a little...

Dramatically being the key word here. ]

I... I know that I can be a little difficult to play, yes, and that I might be a little spacey, too! But... to be so heartless and leave a poor girl like me all alone in here, without any of my friends to speak to...

You're so cruel, mundane...

[ URARA PLZ... ]

--what are you looking at me like that for? Fourth walls don't count...! ... do they?

crier

Alright, lady, here goes.

Now, I know you think you can do whatever you want with me, since you have about a ton of people running around this crapshoot. But me with you? Different story. I'm not emotionally dead inside, I'm not struggling to work things out.

Me?

This is my pissed-off face.

shadowscall

I still think I'm going to break Yuj's Grav-con, just by virtue of wearing it.

[It really is like Christmas, getting to try it out.]

You're right about 'Jem though, she'd shriek and poke me to death with her fishing stick before I ever got a chance to climb that ladder. But come on, what better way to test it than jumping off a catwalk?

[Kai's just going to ignore his mun's muttering of 'Oh my god, you really are your mother's son' and smirk. A lot.]

magikalmr_magnus

My dearest, simple minded- Mundane,

Just because Henry and I had a very enchanting little discussion does not mean you have the right to make such jokes. I have done many things in my time, but fraternize with happily married men- ESPECIALLY happily married nephilim men.....is not one of them, nor will it ever be.

But aside from that, he is most certainly a friend I have counted myself honored to have had in my life time....And with such curiosity and imagination. I must say I was never bored around him.....

Now my real problem lays with getting Gabriel and Gideon right [ ~~not that I immediately care about telling them apart~~] ....I know I had it once, but now that it's been a good century, I'm finding that I'm having a bit of difficulties again. That was before they obtained good genes in their family...

- Magnus Bane
High Warlock of Brooklyn.

zorastergirl

What?

I.....I mean......SIGH.

And here I thought that first adaptation of me was off the mark.

With any luck, she'll get less episodes than I did. Any more and I'm gonna blow something up!

one_apostle

Ahaha! Good to see that a human has good taste in demons~ But you're not my beloved leader...Now why don't you scurry off and get me a good book to kill time while I wait?

gryffindotter

My life is hectic enough without you adding stress to it, Mun. I know you don't mean to burden me, but when you suggest going to other worlds, how can you expect me to take that with a grain of salt? Anyone would be nervous - unless they are experienced world travelers, but even then, how can they possibly know what awaits them? How do you take me from my world and put me in another one anyway?

[Hermione finally pauses for a breath and absently smoothes over her hair.]

I think it's best if I stay put. I'm not entirely ready for another journey like the one I went on when I was eighteen.

summitshore

What, why are you laughing? Seriously, if someone asks the entire...orb-ternet?... what your zodiac sign is, what else are you supposed to think? It's in so many movies and so on, and some of the girls in class try to use it to see if their crushes will work out.

... Hm, it's got a different significance where that guy's from?

...

You're sure about that? Huh. Oh well!

bladedcontrast

Mundane, I do not 'creep' as you so expertly put it. I merely watch. And I am not sure this is the wisest of action so far. It has been a long while since I was in a 'game' as it were, and it is much more different than what I am used to. On the sgreeable side, it would interesting to see not through the Force, but with my physical eyes. Something none of my people have experienced at all. But this place you are think of... I do not know what a Pokemon is or why you think I would make a good 'Trainer'.

... I see. Well, you mentioned there is no Exile there nor any of her companions. The idea of a... fresh start does sound somewhat appealing however. I will have to think upon this mundane. If I must go to this 'Johto' world then make an appropiate partner for myself. That is all.

Current Mood: contemplative

screwthebook

Look lady,

I got more important things to do than be at your beck and call. So move along and let me go on my way. Someone has to keep a certain person on track.

We on the same page now?

Yeah..didn't think so. We are going to butt heads here a lot.

un_beau_coquin

You would like my advice? Simply drop. I 'ave 'ad enough of your complaining. You would like to play more? You know I am popular, zhe obvious solution is to post 'ere.

...Oui, je sais. You are not confident in playing me, we 'ave been zhrough zhis before. It will not be difficult to-- what was it? "Canon review"? So if you are willing to put effort into stressing yourself over zhese ozher games wizh zhose stupid children, zhen you should 'ave time to read some comics. You could even play our game, zhat should be fun, oui?

[A long suffering sigh.] You truly are pazhetic, child. Your desire to play should not be so dependent on zhe state of my love life.

chenwho

Oh. Aye. Very clever.

Glad to see I'm in the capable hands of someone who'll take one of the first things someone says and make it what everyone sees.

And if you see Lady Croft around here, tell her I don't want to see her. Last time... well, it wasn't pleasant, as you bloody well know.

lotusbeater

Making this account thingy for me today is a little inappropriate, don'tcha think?

And on top of that, you're just rushing yourself into things without a second thought. Which is kind of fun sometimes...but it's also kind of stupid really.

You've got a brain, can'tcha use it even a little bit and save me the embezzlement? [The word is "embarassment", Rae.] That's what I said! [Not really.] Whatever. Just stop being dumb.

twiska

I don't know why you guys have so much trouble controlling your mundane, I'm controlling mine just fine.

Still, it's hard to push them into doing anything with me outside of memes or dressing rooms, so I guess I'm stuck.

detonator

Whattaya want from me? I already told you droids been gettin' the shit-end, been tellin' you fer fer months, amiga. This shit ain't news. You're the one always givin' givin' me reminders, aintcha.

Can't do jack shit for the little lovin' ladybots, sunshine, I'm twelve years and a zapped processor past my expiration date. Lessee how these two do on their own, hah? Have some fuckin faith.

denokandafaran

As interesting as she'd find this place, I don't think it's exactly Lana's scene. Grace's neither.

Doubt you'd find either of them in this place at all.

I think we have issues.

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