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[intexas]

Well, now. It's been a while, old pardner. I haven't seen you hitch your pony to this guard post in quite some time. I was startin' to think this watering hole had gone dry.

I know, I know - you ain't thinking of putting this old ranger back out in the field, not really - still, can't say it's not nice to take a look around. Even the driest deserts like to see a little rain every once in a while, bambino.

Keep me in mind then, if you want. I won't be going far.

Comments

[notbloodylikely]

Damn, now there's a guy who can really stick to a theme.

[intexas]

It's something I pride myself on, cowpoke.

[notbloodylikely]

You should be. I think you got a cowboy reference into every sentence but three, and one of those was two words. You're a master, mister.

1/5 i'm so sorry

[clownidelphia]

Seeing you has just reminded me of a great joke!

Why was the cowboy committed after he lost his job as a rancher?

2/5 i'm still sorry

[clownidelphia]

Because he was de-ranged!

3/5 why am I doing this

[clownidelphia]

Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!

4/5 why

[clownidelphia]

5/5 and done

[clownidelphia]

You can laugh now.

oh my god i'm so happy 1/some

[intexas]

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[intexas]

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[intexas]

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[intexas]

5/5

[intexas]

That was pretty good, pardner. "De-ranged". Funnier than most of the rodeo clowns I've seen, anyway.