dear_mun | May. 5th, 2013

May. 5th, 2013

Dusting off little ol' me? Why, Mun, I'm flattered! I just... One question. That's all. Just one.

What am I supposed to do in some ramshackle town on a deserted moon? I appreciate the lack of paperwork and all, but couldn't you have sent me to, I don't know, an actual town? With shopping? Restaurants? That sort of thing?

This is not my idea of an ideal vacation.

wewillfight

I most certainly won't have you gallivanting about with me on one of your absurd plans to put me in a game.

Especially not some place destitute, twice so in the place of someone you intended on applying with.

I'm not playing your game, and I'm not playing in anyone's else's.

lucilla

You cannot be this cruel.

To make me choose between him and Lucius. You know I will not leave my son behind. [ But she can't stand idly by and watch Maximus suffer either. ]

And how could anyone send him to that realm? [ It was horrid, from one arena to another. ] He doesn't deserve such a dreadful fate.

womanofletters

So...uh...hi, mun...person. You're like the Tolkien to my Bilbo, right? Actually, no. You're more like the Peter Jackson to my Bilbo; playing around in someone else's universe and picking up enough padding from the appendices for three movies. And I'm cool with that! I mean, Glorfindel was badass and all, but Arwen is totally hot and Liv Tyler has those great lips and--

Right. Rambling.

What am I doing here, again? I mean, I love genre mash-up play as much as the next person, but we're not doing that for another six months and Moondoor kinda needs her queen back.

sensitive_psychopath

[ Hannibal is busy in his office, so of course, I must disrupt him.
He replies to my presence without moving from his position, writing at his desk. ]

You should be resting. Your current career might have you busier than I am. And of course, it's only going to get busier. Neither of us have time to be here.

[ Which is true. Still. We need an outlet. Yes, both of us.
Hannibal turns and smirks. ]

Dreaming much?

organloaner

Oh...

...me?

You really think I have a chance?

...

I'll do my best.

hotredhero

Okay, can we stop going on about how badass everyone else was? Just in case you forgot, I'm the guy with his name in the title. Yeah, they were all great. Who saved the day, huh?

You know what? Just... go back to finishing up those tags. At least some people appreciate me.

primadonnaracer

W-wait what is even going on?
So there are even more worlds than just our universe and you want to take me there?!
That is so cool!!
We should get the others too so that we can compete together with even more racers!!

...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO SCAN2GO IN OTHER WORLDS?!
WHAT'S THE POINT IN GOING THERE IF I CAN'T RACE?!

panned

Pan's only going to say this once, so listen up! Grandpa… you're late! And don't you dare show up as a little kid, either! Pan's stuck on this ship with all sorts of weird Saiyans and annoying versions of Trunks and Goten as a little kid, so you'd better not make things worse when you do arrive!

( and then with 500% less tsun: ) Seriously… everyone's from the past… can't I have one person who knows who I am?

hit_me

I think we can both appreciate how meta and fucked up this is. Have it your way. This'll be fun.

curbing

I suppose it really was only a matter of time, given that you've seen the new movie and you have this little habit. I'd like to say it was very brave of you, given how long you've wanted to bring me out, but to be honest, I'd rather be home with Tony.

I didn't sign up to babysit you, too, you know. It's not my job to help you sort out the clutter you call your brain. Don't think I won't quit.

And no, I really, really don't want to talk about the movie.

lastincident

( minor spoilers that probably everybody knows about for IM3. )

readitinhogwartsahistory

Mundane...

You know I read more than just Hogwarts: a History, right? Nevertheless, I do hope you find somewhere for me soon. The... er, inhabitants of your headspace aren't exactly the best of company. It would be nice to be with my friends again. And preferably somewhere with a libr-

Don't laugh at me, mundane! Never mind, I won't even say it.

I have to say some of these 'games' sound fascinating. I hope you pick a good one, if you ever actually do.

viym

I am. Not. Wearing the Princess Leia costume.

I will just harden my skin and go naked instead.

Yes, this is totally a better option, shut up.

lucitan

You're exaggerating, mundane.

And I don't appreciate the insults, nor your jokes. Your humor is very sub-par in fact.

Though I shouldn't be surprised that you continue to underwhelm me, should I?

oneangrytarget

( Spoilers for IM3 )

bartendingspeedster

Whoawhoawhoawait.

[Hands held up, Blurr shakes his head with a bit of a laugh.]

You think that just because you've played speedsters in the past means that you can handle me? That'sabigtasktotakeon.

[Crossing his arms, the speedster grins faintly.]

I'm just a bartender, not like the others you've played--the former terrorist, the alien bonded with a human--see? Nothinglikethemwhatsoever.

But we can keep this up if you want. Could be interesting considering the others in your headspace.

intoahowl

I don't think there's anything wrong with liking our story. Or with writing. And as one writer to another, I appreciate you lifting the veil so to speak and want to say "You only fail if you stop writing."

So even though you're just writing like this, that means you're not a failure. [And neither is anyone else having trouble with original characters. Christina knows all about that.]

I can't take credit for that though, that was Ray Bradbury. You know if you're going to write on these blogs you should credit people for quotes like that.

I wish I'd known about this hobby honestly. [Maybe it would have helped.] I completely understand your struggles. Remember, a writer should ...

Well no.

Maybe not.

[She shifts her feet suddenly looking very uncomfortable.] So! You mentioned practice? And maybe one of these games? I think I'd like that.

[Her smile is a shade nervous, a shade shy, and she twists her overgrown mop of hair ...with white streaks throughout.]

- possible spoilers in comments.

big_badass_hero

Mun,

No, Clare an' Jill don't need to come here. I don't need more people to worry about when I can't even keep together long enough to keep an eye on Parker and Glinda...

And the shit Cal told me... Yeah you're right I do want to do something that's probably stupid, but if it means she can see her folks again sure I'll do it you know me. Barry wouldn't be bad for back up 'cause I sure as hell don't trust Ca... I mean Wesker. ~~That''s because he's untrustworthy Chris, remember he still thinks you're a clone~~

You're not helping Mun. ~~Of course not, you're fun to rile up Chris~~

gisella

There isn't any sense moping about it — [ her voice is a slightly rasped whisper, somewhat at odds with her frank tone; it's as if she actually can't speak any louder ] — and I dare say that is exactly what you are doing.

You wanted to play the hero, the savior, but instead it was me and the madness, and the Brood killed Serafina so what do I care about Chicago or the Ordo or any of it? The three sisters are only two, now, so what of my goals? All dust, like her.

[ agitated, now ] Yes, the Dragons succeeded and "saved" the city and it was, of course, more thanks to me than they'll ever appreciate. They never did appreciate me. You could cheer internally when they completed the ritual and Griega accepted his fate as a sacrifice and Chicago got its heart back; I was simply interested to note that they'd won the little race I set between them and their adversary. And he doesn't need to know that I only truly joined him when I had nothing left to lose.

You say that the madness will fade, and that when it does I'll find myself alone with a monster and cursing my own name. But you are young and small-minded; what could you possibly know about me?

drawr

Not that I'm not happy about it, but if they aren't being entirely loyal to the whole redhead thing, they could've at least tried to make me more...

Oh, shut up. I'm not a pettanko.

hunter_maverick

[For the first time in what seems to be ages, Sigma is so overcome with rage, he randomly has his arm embedded in a wall, and almost appears to be shaking with rage.]

This... this is barbaric even for your kind, 'mun.'

[Don't get mad at me, Sigma, I didn't do anything. This time.]

This is why I fight for what I do. To free Reploids like this Labrys and her sisters from the sick tendencies of humans.

X! ZERO! You wish to defend these beasts from my wrath!? Then explain to me how this is just! Explain to me how pitting one against siblings, ordering them to kill one another for simple data gathering is just!? How giving them minds, and feelings simply so they can be more effective weapons is right!

Tell me, or I will bring my war here.

predominated

I'm all for first things first, dear.

But fashionably late isn't going to cut it this time. I'm packed. Let's go.

voicesinthewire

[ pointed look ]

So the whole Death of Cities, magical mishaps and the wendigo wanting to consume everything, wasn't enough excitement for you, was it? Because it was for me. And I would very much like to not have to run for a little while.

[ pauses ]

Or deal with a potentially magic-voiding mist, because as lovely as that sounds, I would really rather not.

No, not even if that means I don't have to deal with paperwork for the time that I am there.

kaiten

Once again, you ask me if I have any regrets.

The answer is still no.

venomaniac

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

shinning_one

Mun-chan, I'm grateful that you want to play me...Really I am. But maybe...You should try reviewing and picking up the game again?

I'm sure you can do come up with a good battle plan....

theperfectbeing

Such a hard choice to make.... On one hand, this Animus place has Gohan... Not my Gohan but Trunks's version, who will still make for more than an adequate substitute to take my revenge upon by crushing him to a bloody pulp. You tell me from you're observations of it, that the Tower is full of constant suffering and death so I will never get bored of it...

And on the hand, we have the ship of Exitvoid full of familiar faces (humiliating Vegeta never gets old) and exciting new opponents. I certain hope these Avengers, X-men and this Doctor fellow will live up to my expectations if I do decide to pick a fight with them....

So I suppose the main question to the problem is this: Which has people that will be more entertaining for me to kill? Every single being there will die at the hands of I, Cell, the Ultimate Lifeform. Because where ever I go, that alone is unchanging fact. They should feel honored to know their lives shall be ending by such a perfect existence as mine.

notcrimsonwitch

This idea you seem to have gotten into your head?

Get it out.

There's enough to be done on Genosha without all of this nonsense.

nefertiri

It's not exactly a topic that can be broached lightly. I have told a few people, but it's not something I want broadcasted. It's hard enough fitting in as it is without telling your new friends that you are the reincarnation of an Egyptian Princess.

( ...oh and... )

I think I will be avoiding balconies from now on.

herarrows

We play this game incessantly. I suppose by now I should know that you're not likely to just let it go, are you?

I don't appreciate being pulled away, but I imagine you know that and you've decided to go through with this anyway. Nothing I say is going to change your mind, and I think you knew that.

--Selenay

selfishaltruism

I'm really happy to know you're enjoying our time here to the point you really are considering a game.

But which one? They all look so fascinating.

Should we choose the alternate universe one where I would be attending a school? I know you wish to write up that history, and just like myself are curious as to how that would turn out.

Or maybe we should go to that game about the tree where our friends are! Karol seemed to be enjoying himself a lot there.

However, that game about monsters and training them still comes to my mind, even if none of our friends will be there. I understand I can make new ones, but I have to admit that it would be easier if I did have some familiar faces. I completely understand that it's selfish to ask.

I wish you could make a choice for me, but it appears you're just as indecisive as I am. Honestly, I can finally understand why everyone else found my inability to make a choice at times so frustrating.

But it's exactly why you wished to choose this venue, right? So we could ask the public for their opinion along with me!

starspangledknockers

Good to see ya back on track girl! Don't let the haters an' regulators get you down. Any hardworkin' gal can do some pretty awesome stuff if she puts her mind to it! But you're not just any gal, huh? You're my Mun!

Hakuna matata, right? Don't sweat the small stuff. I'm real excited! I hear there's good lookin' dudes and great tasting pie.

Let's do this!

orderexalted

I sincerely hope you know what you're doing, for both of our sakes.

Given the state of the Order, the state of the city -- I don't have any time to waste. And as for the situation on your end .. you've barely made a dent in the "game". You watched the end, yes, but you've only seen so much from earlier on. I don't think you need to be reminded of all that, do you?

[ A small sigh. He's trying to be helpful, really, he is, but -- ]

.. Tread carefully, is what I'm trying to say; and don't be impulsive.

selfmadespeedster

I save Cynthia from a giant star covered bear? Okay all in day I guess.

But trying to stop a flame headed unicorn guy from stealing rainbows? Has it really come to this? -Not that I don't want to help the local tye dye horse population! But seriously Mun... You can hear how silly that sounds right? The guys back home would be in hysterics.
_{[sigh] I'd rather be fighting my usual opponents.}

And the worst part is... I might have failed to stop the unicorn from taking said rainbows. -And using them to make pizza. [GROAN]

remigrate

From one prison to another, is it? Always a city, always a man... Or I suppose in this case a goddess?

I won't go quietly, I hope you're aware of that.

pokerfacingly

I believe it is best to not rush yourself in acquainting yourself with my...'canon,' as you call it. Such recklessness will only lead to inevitable failure, and failure is not an option if you intend to send me to one of these foreign places you refer to as potential 'homes.'

[She straightens her posture.]

I suppose I shall consider this plight as a test of my abilities. I don't wish to disappoint Commander Hirato, so we must do this with the utmost effort. I trust that you will live up to my expectations, as well as your own.

[Insert mun's whining about 'being pressured.']

Please don't do that. It's rather immature.

madamevastra

I am not worried, my dear, he will explain himself in due time [or she will figure it out. Whichever comes first] He always does.

As for this case? Well with the exception of Strax still not knowing the meaning of the word subtle, I would say everything turned out well in the end.

Wouldn’t you agree?

rhodeing

So you finally did it. You finally took the plunge. I'm the second character you ever picked up in this place and you're just now apping me?

Oh no, don't blame this on me. It's not my fault. It's all your fault. You're the one with the crazy ideas, ever since you saw the third one. Yeah, I know it's about time people appreciated me. I just don't see how you think sending me to one of these places is showing your appreciation.

gyarustyle

Yo! Surprised you didn't pick me up sooner! Let's have a blast!

Ah, but not that kind of "pick up". Don't want you to get the wrong impression.

Love the icons, but next time you should tell me when you're making them so I can bring along a few extra outfits! It's not like I wear the same clothes all the time, you know. I'd stink the place up! Get it together!

falseidentity

You seem to be having quite a bit of fun as of late. I can't say the same for myself. You have put me through much with that man.

[Kachessa Crim really doesn't appreciate it. Because there have been no good endings. None. Whatsoever. At all. And it's grating on her that it happens all the time. Who cares if it's Evillious.]

If you must find me a "game," then so be it. I will be patient. Maybe then I can finally find some peace.

grewabodybydoinsitups

Mun~ Mun~ Muuuunnnnn~~

There's no need to be shy where we're at. I understand you're still getting the hang of my voice, but it can't be that hard! Bouncy, happy, and all too willing to try and score with every ~~guy and~~ girl possible~! C'mon!!! There are so many...what you call 'canon-mates' all ready showing up in those meme-things you keep putting me in...I'm sure they won't bite unless we ask them~! C'mon!! Now's my chance to actually score!!!

Please, please, pleasseeee~

I'm being a bear-y good bear! I deserve some love~!

Current Mood: bouncy

manacledminor

So you're too late for this ATP thing but you want me and the manacle to go somewhere? Somewhere without Mum or Dad or Ardeth?

Okay good news will be no Imhotep but why do I have to go anywhere anyway? It's dangerous. I can't even control this thing unless you take him right at the end. Are you stupid in the head?

catblog

I'm not too sure why you're worrying about this, I'm happy with whatever game you want me to go.

The important thing is that you have fun too right? Besides, I'm happy with my 'roommates' too.

It's up to you, mun!

wegotlucky

( spoilers )

swanprincess

( SPOILERS )

dogbotherer

I believe, madam, that we both still have much to learn. If you would be so kind as to leave me to my education, I would be happy to leave you to yours ... such as it is.

tickle_me

WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS, YOU FUCKHEAD?!

[Seriously, the incident in question got shown on-panel all of once so far.]

That other name was stupid as hell, but at least it wasn't this bullshit! Fuck!

[brb taking out her anger on the fourth wall]

moral_turnover

( Reaction to tonight's episode - Spoilers Ahoy )

nanitewerewolf

Hrrrrnnnnn...

Mundane, I question your judgement to send me away from my pack...and into a fight I have nothing to do with. It isn't as though I don't get enough of that back home.

I...I am very uneasy at taking advice from Dr. Holiday.

It is...suspect.

canyouregulate

Okay, let me get this straight.

You want to play me... why?

Right. That's right. I didn't think you had an answer.

At least make more than one icon before you get serious.

[A very bored eyeroll.]

nightgoddess

I have heard it commonly said that all children eventually reach something of a rebellious stage, where they are prone to foolish decisions and poor choices... but I do believe 'they' have downplayed the... hu-- bother it causes.

I would also have expected such an event thousands of years ago... and not from Thanatos, my most dutiful of children. The 'teenage years' do not fit one of his statue.

...Mundane, I insist you do something about this issue. This can not continue.

[~~plus she misses her son a lot~~]

hasmommyissues

So you have picked me up...despite not being too familiar with my "canon" if you will and think you will be able to represent me in the highest possible standard.

Ohh honey I think you're over reaching yourself a bit...and that could be dangerous.

Just relax, and take it one step at a time. Familiarise yourself with my world, then lets go find mommy.

I know she worries ever so much about me.

benchmagic

Mun...

[ Sighs.

This is the face of dejection. ]

You know, at first I was a little excited about this... but this "name" you picked - do you really feel that way about me?

I can hold my own, so please don't "bench" me as a muse, alright?

marimorgan

So this is your plan? I would be disgusted if I didn't know you better.

stupidkitty

Didja really have to take me out of the game, mun? It was going so well!

[Stimpy sighs sadly.]

I guess I can't blame you. You're a busy person after all. But will at least promise me you'll take me back there again?

galdrar

...finish it tomorrow.

[ His mun is making him ill at ease, waiting until the last minute and nit-picking at the app despite being nearly finished. ]

I'm not 'eager', I just want it to be done with.

whatidodefines

Well, look who remembered I exist? I was beginning to wonder.

And while your attention is flattering, I don't think I need it nearly as much as you think. Really, Gotham is where I belong and where I'm needed.

What would Alfred do without me?

panzerlied

Woman, if you are already complaining about the amount of things I have done then you clearly don't have the discipline to play me.

Go pick someone else and stop bothering me!

seem

Well.

[ Though he seems on the verge of sighing, it's a reaction that he suppresses, instead simply nodding his head from side to side. ]

I could twirl my mustache, too, if you think it'd suit.

[ Then, relenting: ] I've nothing to say where subtlety is concerned, but you can't be entirely surprised by the night's events.

superfan

I-

[ Give him a minute. He's still trying to decide how he feels about this. ]

Really? I mean, I'm not complaining! Not exactly. It's just considering the games you have your other muses in, this one seems... almost nice. And I'll get a partner, too!

[ Now you won't be completely useless! ]

Hey! I'm not useless! I've done my part to help clean up crime around the galaxy. And don't you forget it!

I think we have issues.

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