AU seeking a game. Yup. Canon is an AU of Lunacy of Duke Venomania/Evillious Chronicles.

[falseidentity]

You seem to be having quite a bit of fun as of late. I can't say the same for myself. You have put me through much with that man.

[Kachessa Crim really doesn't appreciate it. Because there have been no good endings. None. Whatsoever. At all. And it's grating on her that it happens all the time. Who cares if it's Evillious.]

If you must find me a "game," then so be it. I will be patient. Maybe then I can finally find some peace.

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[peccaret]

...There is no one more deserving of good endings than those who have suffered much without reason. [ A bored sigh. ] Haa, but it seems that is something too good a gift to give.

[falseidentity]

So it would seem.

[Kachessa is really very tired of all the bad ends. But, well, Evillious. :V ]

...How are you faring?

[peccaret]

I am in a state of limbo as well, it seems. Wherever you two decide to be placed, it is highly likely I will be following.

[ Oh were you talking about the fallout of all of their threads too? NAH she's not talking about that. ]

[falseidentity]

[Nah she was talking in general.]

I hope we don't cause too much trouble for you, then. It would seem we only bring suffering with us.

[peccaret]

Hm. You use that 'we' too liberally. [ Beat. ] It is not you that causes suffering for anyone else, you do realize.

[falseidentity]

No, but it seems Ch-- Venomania and myself tend to have it following us when we're together.

[peccaret]

[ ... ] There is no rest for the wicked, then... as well as no rest for the victims of that villainry, fufu.

[venomaniac]

[ SIGHHHHHHHH he's just not going to touch this with a ten foot pole. ]

My sentiments on this matter are still that I am quite tired of their stupidity.

[ THAT IS ALL CAN HE JUST GO BUILD A HAREM IN A GAME NOW AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITHOUT STABBINGS????? ]

[falseidentity]

[CHERUB NO.]

I think we can agree on that quite nicely.

[venomaniac]

[ HE SAYS YES ALL THE YES. HE JUST WANTS TO GO COLLECT MORE WOMEN IS THAT SO WRONG. ]

... At least whatever happens ought to be more interesting than what has been occurring. New scenery may do us both a world of good.

[ Lu li la not talking about my problems and pretending I'm simply bored for 500, Alex. ]

[falseidentity]

[YES IT IS WRONG.]

Agreed, as well. I definitely wish to get away from our universe.

[venomaniac]

[ OKAY MAYBE BUT YOU ASSUME HE CARES IT IS WRONG AND IT'S FINE TO HIM REALLY-- ]

Well, I will miss a... few things. I certainly hope that wherever we end up will have some interesting people to meet.

[ He means seduce. And he will miss his harem. SIGH SO SHAMELESS ]

THEY ARE THE MOST MATURE.

[falseidentity]

[She is going to reach over and smack you on the back of the head.]

That is the exact line of thinking that gets us in trouble!

[sweat_blood]

You are still without peace even after my defeat?

Oooh another Veno. ouo Gomen for AU backstory.....

[falseidentity]

[...Ah this is going to be awkward. Because very AU'd backstories. :x]

...I do not think I will ever have peace. Between guilt over a promise to Cherub, and that demon within the sword who seems to find me interesting, it seems as if I cannot win.

[Also, POINTEDLY AVOIDING THOSE EYES OF YOURS because this Kachess is a woman. :x; ]

No problem, I love AUs xD You could technically call this Veno AU since he learned his lesson

[sweat_blood]

[He tilts his head.]

There is much more to your story than I am aware of it seems.

Also, demon in a sword? I've heard of two that my mundane uses though I suppose they are more ghosts than demons.

/BRACES FOR TLDR;

[falseidentity]

[...Ah. So he doesn't share the same past. Well, deep breath.]

...Since we do not share the same past, I have much to explain. when I was a little girl, I lived in Asmodean. My father, Marquess Strahl, was subordinate to the former Duke Venomania. One day, I met his eldest son, Cherub. He... Had a facial deformity and wasn't permitted outside, but he left, anyway. Other children were picking on him, and I wouldn't stand for that. I was such a naughty girl then, running away from my governess and dressing like a boy.

[She chuckles. Also, still not looking at your face--force of habit from trying to not get hypnotized and all.]

I rescued him, then carried him to the well on my back and cleaned him up. I was fascinated by him, deformity and all. And he had the most beautiful, violet eyes--such a rare color. He liked my hair, too, so I grew it out. Alas, when I was sixteen, I was to be wed to the Count Crim in Marlon--the only man who would take such a prideful and outspoken woman. I tried to get Cherub to run away with me that very night, but he wouldn't leave, so instead I promised I would come for him one day.

[...Ah, but then her husband was a controlling douche who tried to break her.]

...Ten years passed, and the next time I saw him, I was stabbing him in the chest.

[sweat_blood]

[That gave him quite a bit of pause. So in essence she was the main part of his deal with the devil in her world rather than Gumina.]

I see. Something tells me the breaking of that promise was out of your control.

[Realizing now why she was hiding her eyes he took out a violet blindfold from his pocket. Best not to ask why he still had it.]

While my curse is gone I suppose you would much rather I did this.

[He put the blindfold over his eyes. Sure it blinded him, but he could trust nothing too horrendous would happen.]

So if I were to venture a guess I would suppose the blood of your Duke on your blade put a demon into it?

[falseidentity]

[Ahahaha, Gumina was. Definitely part of it. Complicated Issues: The Movie.]

...Ah, no. The Venom Sword, which gave him his power, held the Demon of Lust within it. However, that doesn't make my blade any more innocent. It was the Vessel of Wrath, and it is through sheer luck I did not commit the Epitome of Wrath like Cherub committed the Epitome of Lust.

[In one story, the demon happened to think she made a most excellent toy. Except then he ate her soul. :| It was NOT FUN. also, that blindfold--]

Please don't. It is merely a habit of mine from avoiding Cherub's eyes during the assassination.

I love Evillious Chronicles xD -has Alan muse-

[sew_together]

You don't have peace now?

/o/

[falseidentity]

...Not really. I wish.

Love the songs! Didn't you? : >

[sew_together]

You don't look bad....

[He means you don't look like you'd have enemies okok. ]

Yup! /o/

[falseidentity]

I'm a countess who assassinated her best friend because he kidnapped her lover.

Countess? o.o -mind blown-

[sew_together]

That sounds fine...Though you could have fooled me with being a woman....

Rule 63 AU. :V Kachess is a count in the original story of Venomania.

[falseidentity]

Hmhm, I suppose that's why I made the perfect assassin for the job.