Decisions, Decisions.

[theperfectbeing]

Such a hard choice to make.... On one hand, this Animus place has Gohan... Not my Gohan but Trunks's version, who will still make for more than an adequate substitute to take my revenge upon by crushing him to a bloody pulp. You tell me from you're observations of it, that the Tower is full of constant suffering and death so I will never get bored of it...

And on the hand, we have the ship of Exitvoid full of familiar faces (humiliating Vegeta never gets old) and exciting new opponents. I certain hope these Avengers, X-men and this Doctor fellow will live up to my expectations if I do decide to pick a fight with them....

So I suppose the main question to the problem is this: Which has people that will be more entertaining for me to kill? Every single being there will die at the hands of I, Cell, the Ultimate Lifeform. Because where ever I go, that alone is unchanging fact. They should feel honored to know their lives shall be ending by such a perfect existence as mine.

Comments

[fingerbangingood]

Bring it on, ya goddamn bug! I'll knock your face all over the damn tower, from top to bottom!

Soon as this dumbass finishes the app back into that hellhole...

[theperfectbeing]

Please, you're not even in the same galaxy as me, strength-wise.

[fingerbangingood]

You confuse me with someone who gives a crap. You aren't exactly perfect yourself, what with the little kid kicking your ass with one hand.

[gunkonmyboot]

Lets see your mun toss you in a game that you can't kill.

[theperfectbeing]

Oh, that wouldn't ever be happening. See my mun and I are of like-minds. We're the best of friends in fact. I want to kill and cause massive amounts of suffering and she is only too happy to oblige. Isn't that wonderful?

[gunkonmyboot]

Sounds more like you absorbed her. That or your human got some sick taste already just by playing with you.

Either way, I do hope your mun sends you on a roller coaster to hell. That would be worth stalking.

[devil_within]

...I doubt the intimidation factor of a giant bug. If and when we bump into one another, know that I will not hesitate to squash you beneath my heel.

[theperfectbeing]

A simple question for you, can you destroy an entire plant?

[devil_within]

There are prophecies that point to me as the end of all life. I have not attempted to yet, but I would not be surprised if I could.

[madannoshashu]

You do think a lot of yourself, don't you?

[theperfectbeing]

I am a bio-organic construct, created from the DNA of the strongest fighters in the universe. All their abilities and knowledge are at my disposal. I require neither food, nor drink, nor sleep. I have strength beyond superhuman and can move at speed as fast as light. I can fly around the world fifty times over in a second.

I can project beams of pure energy that can take out an entire solar system if I wish it. And survive it as I can live in the vacuum of space with out any air at all. As longer as single cell cluster remains, I can regenerate my entire body even if it is blown into a million pieces and gain even more power form the near death experience due to the Saiyan genes in me. If that can not be called a perfect absolute existence, then nothing can.

[madannoshashu]

Quite a repertoire you've got there.

[ And yet, he appears completely calm as he says this. ]

Y'know, it's a lot more tricky to create something than destroy it.

[tochangethefuture]

Like we'd let you.

[....Okay maybe he's sounding a little more confident than he ought to be, given that neither he nor Vegeta are strong enough to defeat Cell. But with the limitations on their Ki being as they are and if he and his father were to work together...

...

Okay yeah, they are screwed.

...Not that that's any different from usual, so Trunks is really far from giving up.

Just come, try them, Cell. B|]

[theperfectbeing]

Oh, How positively terrifying. What, are you going to inflate you're muscles like hot-air balloons again and come at me with the speed of a drunken apatosaurus? Or maybe you're hoping that if all you Saiyans there combined your power it might just be enough to overcome me? Have the best of luck with that.

[tochangethefuture]

Just keep gloating. You'll get what's coming to you soon enough.

[He's... well not quite seen Cell defeated in the other timeline, but he did pretty much just kill the Cell of his own timeline. Cell is hardly invincible, he knows that already.]

[strawberryredgrave]

That depends on whether you have more fun picking on people weaker than you...or fighting the ones that actually give you a challenge.

[theperfectbeing]

I'm an equal opportunity killer. As long as I can get these wonderful looks of terror and despair from my soon-to-be victims then I'll be more then satisfied. Besides, there really are very few who are match for me in any universe.

Take you for instance, with you're pitiful little guns and sword. I bet I could kill with but the flick of a finger.

[strawberryredgrave]

Good thing that's not a legitimate bet; you'd be pretty pissed with the outcome.

Tell you what: since I'm such a great guy, I'll let you have one hit. Just one, though.

1/2

[theperfectbeing]

Well, if you insist. Just don't regret this in the afterlife...

Re: 2/2

[theperfectbeing]

Since you never specify what kind of blow it had to be, I'll go with THIS!

[Puts his hands together and starts revving up his Ki.]

KA... ME... HA... ME... HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[ Massive blue energy wave heading you're way, Dante.]

[strawberryredgrave]

(There's something to be said about Dante's confidence...whether it says good or bad things has yet to be decided, but it certainly says things. That smirk of his doesn't seem to help much, either. As the massive energy wave approaches, he stretches his arms and cracks his neck, bracing himself...

...There is most certainly an explosion upon impact and as is the case with most DBZ explosions, it takes close to forever a few minutes for the dust to clear, but once it does, there's a very visible Dante standing exactly where he's been the entire time. He's noticeably charred and smoking, though.)

Whew...can't say I'm too taken aback, really. Would you believe me if I told that's not the first laser thing someone shot at me?

(He starts dusting himself off.)

You burned my coat a little...guess I got to give you credit for that.

[rocket_man]

What? You're the ultimate lifeform, you say? Perhaps you power is stronger than any psychic energy or ancient force...

[eradication]

Pathetic.

[thegodofdestruction]

Agreed, though you're not all that impressive either.

[hedonismbot]

One must remember that it is not the materials that make a diversion properly entertaining, but the imagination one has in using them. I am sure that with proper effort you could keep yourself entertained no matter where you go.

[lowclass]

And what has the little brat done that deserves such ire? [ he means gohan of course. ]

Go go same artist?

[blackestomen]

Oh? You care to come to the Tower of Animus? That might prove interesting. I wonder what kinds of torment they might devise for the likes of you?