Song is Madness of Duke Venomania (universe as a whole is Evillious Chronicles)

[venomaniac]

Miss Mundane.

It is quite obvious already your infatuation with me, but--

[ NO IT'S NOT GO AWAY. Not infatuated, you're a creep, not my fault. ]

One minor thing. Well, two, if I must be a little nit-picky. The first is that I would really appreciate if you would stop threading things where I, ah, have less than fortunate experiences with the wrong end of a certain person's blade. The second is that I am not going anywhere.

[ Are you sure I can't get rid of you? I don't want to go collect you a harem, you jerkface. ]

... As I said. I am not going anywhere. Do quit your incessant whining to your very lovely friends. And find me a game, won't you? Don't lie. I know you are looking with your friend.

[ OH YEAH Venomania is his own walking content warning for potential mention of, um, less than savory sexual affairs, just throwing that out there. ]

Comments

[feardestined]

*...well someone's certainly full of themselves.*

I wouldn't suggest ordering your mun around like they're a minion to do your bidding.

[venomaniac]

[ Always full of himself! It's how he rolls. Especially since I'm a girl. 8( Please help me. I think he has used his brainwashing charm to--

Oh.... right I was typing. Of course, anything for you, Sati! ]

She cannot resist and she is well aware of the fact. At this point it's more stopping the teary-eyed whining about how she never wanted me around and "did not sign up for" me, or some such.

[feardestined]

*sorry, all he heard was "cannot resist". His grip on that scythe tightens ever so slightly.*

...you're forcing her into this?

[summitshore]

Haa, it's not good to be mean to your mun like that, you know. They're really good at paying people back for that.

[venomaniac]

Unfortunately, she paid me back the moment she began playing me, it is only fair she repay me at this point.

[harpbeat]

Are you sure you want to find a game? Depending on the kind you might find yourself with more varied kinds of ends.

[venomaniac]

Ah, well, I am quite sure it would be better than doing nothing, my dear. And honestly, I'm rather sick of of that blade, a new one is overdue.

[ eyebrows.gif ]

[papillonmagique]

My, my, that isn't a polite way to address your mun. What if they decide to send you to that game where you get turned into a pony because of it?

[Zoe shut up]

[venomaniac]

She considered it briefly, but said that "it would be unable to handle me".

[ He smiles. Zoe, you poor child. ]

[sweat_blood]

My my was I really that uncouth before my death?

You could stand to learn a few manners.

[venomaniac]

[ Mun is laughing her ass off, jsyk. ]

Really, she's quite unbearable. It is hardly MY doing.

[thirdinred]

[oh dear god in heaven no]

...!! Y-You?!

[venomaniac]

[ OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN yes. You'd better go ask Sin Jesus to help you 'cause sadly I don't think he's here sweetie. ]

Hello, Meilis. You seem shocked.

[ Oh right you fled Princess he really should collect you again--unfortunately his Mun has put her foot down on No Powers Here because that'd be rude as hell. ]

[beknightedheroine]

Careful on that "find me a game" biz, man. You might get tossed in a doom tower of neverending despair and torment for your trouble.

[venomaniac]

Ahhh, the Tower of Animus I have heard so much about? It sounds like a very fine place, actually. She is always going on and on about it. ... A little out of the way in terms of necessities, but not so bad as to the people residing there, yes?

[ Sayaka you don't WANT me to toss him in there he'd collect you in a heartbeat 8/ ]

[sew_together]

Why do you want to be in a game?

[venomaniac]

[ Sex. ]

I'm a little bored. And there was promise of an interesting token.

[ More sex. ]

i am v sorry for this random but naggy demon bigsis must dispense demon advice

[viym]

Okay, lemme just...try and get this straight. You know, from one demon villain excetera to another.

You keep getting the business end of a handful of phallic symbolism, and yet you trust your mun to get you what you want in a game? Bro, dude, come on. That's an early warning sign! All the hot women in the world are not worth when she learns how to control you. Then it's gonna be self-actualization, despair, and worst of all...character building.

...unless you find that kinky, in which case, I guess go wild? You sinny types are sort of hard for me to follow.

LKSMGLDFKM NO I'M LAUGHING

[venomaniac]

[ Ewwwwwwww. ~Character building~ you mean he'd actually regret having all the women in the world L O L as if. ]

Oh, I'm pretty sure we're on the same page, actually. She's said quite happily that she's "played irredeemable monsters, like, literally", to quote. I... have no idea how to parse that in common sense, but yes.

[peccaret]

Fufufu....Truly, I am not so surprised at how frequently you suffer misfortune.

[venomaniac]

[ Neither am I but--he's not amused to see you go awaayyyyy. ]

Really, I would think you have better things to do.

[ Bluh bluh huge witch. ]

[pervertedhealer]

*Oh yeah, she's got dis.*

Since we're outside of our thread, allow me to flaunt the fact that no matter how cute you are, I have a knack for finding out what you want to hide the most.

*Cherubic smile!*

I do hope you enjoy truth serums made from the parts of some of the prettiest flowers. Fufufu~!

Not that you can use this out-of-thread knowledge against me. Ohhh, this is going to be so fun!

[venomaniac]

[ Equally angelic smile back! ]

Allow us to dance, then, my dear. I look forward to it.

[ Absolutely unfazed. ]

[falseidentity]

It's not my fault things keep ending up badly. And I don't want to hear about ending up on the wrong end of a blade after what that thing inside your sword did to me.

[venomaniac]

They would stop ending badly if you would stop trying to kill me. You just can't leave well enough alone, that is hardly my doing.

[ ......... We're not talking about Lust nooooopeeeeee nopenopenope he doesn't even know how to properly apologize for THAT THING. ]

... However, I'm beginning to wonder if we were simply stuck with the slightly manic type of person that would be most unhealthy for any sort of business association or partnership.

[ HE IS WONDERING IF HE CAN HYPNOTIZE ME STILL--

The answer is no, sorry you cannot. ]