Canon is City of Heroes, re: stupid jokes were made about if Spiderbites went to Animus

[viym]

I am. Not. Wearing the Princess Leia costume.

I will just harden my skin and go naked instead.

Yes, this is totally a better option, shut up.

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[brainyglacier]

You know, other than the clunky disaster they wrap around your neck, I think the outfits they hand out there might suit your fashion sense, Viym.

[viym]

You wore a suit to the Nexus Tree, tin-can. Don't talk to me about ~fashion~.

[brainyglacier]

I wore a suit because we were marching to our certain deaths.

Wanted to look nice in the casket.

[viym]

Okay, listen. Despite being the female in this little party of super-evil, you and Vibe still manage to out-dramaqueen me at every single turn. It's time to face facts- and I'm here for you, as your healer.

I'm just saying, you two may be flaming. Gay. Homosexual, Pryce. Like with your penises. Or, screwdriver in your case. Exhaust pipe? I don't know, I don't read robot homoerotic fiction.

[ironvibe]

Hey, I am not a drama queen!

[Yeah that's what he objects to.]

Besides, if I were gay, I could get way better guys than the fuckin' ice box.

[viym]

I seriously doubt it, broseph. I don't think a cute little doe-eyed gay boy is gonna fall in to your lap like some sort of NPC plot device.

I mean, really, you need to kick this shounen ai life dream and join us on the other side of the closet door.

[ironvibe]

Well, I can get a bunch of cultists, CEOs, time travelers, and similarly super-powered ne'er-do-wells to fall into my lap, so I don't see why I couldn't get another dude.

But trust me, if I ended up with some doe-eyed little creep, I'd probably have to rip off his face as an instinctual reflex. The life of weird green-blue hair, magical girls and cherry blossoms is not the life for me.

[viym]

Aw, and here I thought I could get you to sign a contract and become a magical boy. Damn, my plan is ruined.

[MOCK SWOON SIGH OH SO MUCH DESPAIR]

[ironvibe]

Sorry, I'm not the one making contracts with hell demons around here. Ask the scientists that spilled my radiation leak.

[Donuts are not despair tho]

[brainyglacier]

Wow. So you've finally given up on the Pryce/Omnicore ship? You're sure now. I know this is a huge, life altering kind of moment for you.

It's still over there, floating in the distance, an illusory mirage like it's always been, but still! It's there for you.

[viym]

Hey, hey. Hey. I never said you were male, Pryce. We don't know WHAT kinky things lie under your gross, unwashed platemail. For all we know, you could be a particularly adventurous kangaroo.

Who happens to be in love with Omnicore and wants to have her gross data-babies on the internet.

[urbanhero]

[Headtilt. Pause. Looooong pause.]

...Nobody should have to wear that costume.

[viym]

I don't even think Sister Psyche could pull the look off, and she's wearing less fabric than I am.

Not that I need to, it's not like I'm bound by human decency laws or anything. I think? I'm probably an illegal citizen so who cares.

[urbanhero]

All she has is- oh, how did Andalente put it- "dental floss and lace"? I think that's how it goes.

[She shrugs.] "Illegal" or not, it's not like Paragon City is around any more. Labels like that don't mean anything here. Or... anywhere, come to think of it.

[viym]

I mean, not that I am particularly ~fancy~ but, come on chica. You're supposed to be all, virtue paragon hope justice all that junk, doesn't not showing your buttcrack kinda...count against that? But eh, what do I know~~~

And again, you're actually the only cape we've seen in months, and you don't seem to have a raging lust for constant justice-sprees, so maybe you're the one sane egg out of a dozen alien facehugger ones.

[urbanhero]

Oh. I, er, I get enough "justice-sprees", as you put it, during my day job! Spending all day putting out fires and fighting back the Hellions kind of makes it hard to work up nearly as much fervor about the whole superhero thing.

...It's strange. I would have thought that others besides us would show up here. [Yes, "us" includes you and your buddies, Viym. Deal with it.] Tell you what. Promise not to cause any problems and I won't feel the need to come down on you like a one-woman PPD squad. Okay?

[viym]

Hey, I've been keeping clean for months~ Mostly because the boys are lazy and I can't exactly last five minutes on my own without ending up in the hospital, but the lack of banks to rob sure helps.

...wait, does curbstomping the remains of the Circle of Thorns count as a 'hero' thing or a 'villain' thing, 'cos thats an addiction I can't really quit.

[urbanhero]

[Okay, that gets an honest laugh for once.] You kidding? Wailing on the Circle is pretty much a right of passage! Everybody hates the Circle. Almost as much as Vahzilok and the Council!

Hell, I'll help curbstomp whatever members manage to get away. They still have a lot to answer for.

[ironvibe]

[LAUGHING TOO MUCH LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP]

[viym]

[HEY BITCH HAVE FUN BEING CLAUSTROPHOBIC]

[ironvibe]

[FUCK YOU THAT'S A LEGITIMATE PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION

ON TOP OF ALL THE OTHER ONES HE HAS]

[viym]

[HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME HER EYES WERE VIOLENTLY RIPPED OUT OF HER SKULL?????

SHE KINDA KNOWS WHAT THE PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION THING IS LIKE


...SORTA GOMEN BRO]

[ironvibe]

[NO HE WOULDN'T REMEMBER

BECAUSE HE HAS FUCKING MUTANT AMNESIA



...YEAH OK PRETTY GOMEN BROSIS]