dear_mun | May. 6th, 2013

May. 6th, 2013

Dear mun,

Thiss is really not a good night for you to be thinking about ssending me to a game. Don't you have multiple examss tomorrow?

Never mind that what we disscusssed lasst time sstill holdss - you might conssider finding me more iconss, difficult as it might be, and ssettling on a canon point. Alsso, decide on whether or not you would actually write out my, ah, sspeech isssuess if you were playing me regularly again. I know you think it would be annoying for otherss to read, but you need to be conssisstent.

And no, you would need to be much more familiar with the other universse in quesstion for that crosssover to work. I don't care if you think introducing me to these Ssilurianss would be interessting.

Ssincerely,
Ssilissa

astrocide

You never really get tired of this, do you? [He crosses his arms over his chest, the expression on his face somewhere between confusion and irritation.] It almost reminds me of... Well, Juno. A little bit.

[A pause.] I think I'd rather not be dragged around, especially to some place on a giant animal. I have more important things to be doing than playing your fifteen second whims. [Y'know, like being dead and stuff. Being dead is super important.]

oldschoolturk

You do realize that I'm not joining that Team Rocket group, right? I don't care who's with them or how much they'd likely end up paying me.

I don't think I'll mind raising the creatures though, they can't be any worse than dealing with SOLDIER or Hojo.

[Or Turks.]

callmeyork

... Well. This was certainly unexpected. I mean, here we were, thinking that it was just a rumor, and then it suddenly comes out. Strange how that works. It'll be interesting to see what's new, what's changed, the whole nine yards.

So, Mun. You ready to go back to Greenvale? It'll be nice to see some of the people there again.

notyatsuka

I think you might be enjoying this too much.

I know her sense of humour is a little... unique, but you don't need to spring it on everyone full-force.

Think about it carefully, or I'll find a way to put mushrooms in your next meal.

youridethebitchseat

Why are you still up? You get in a funk without sleep.

I don't care about those 'memes' you've been throwing me into, I get worried when you're about to crash in three seconds.

[NOT TIRED!]

...go to bed already.

ex_galvanist88

( super mild spoilers under cut )

keyless

[ long stare.

he is very aware of what his mun's trying to do. and he's not having it.

you are not inflicting any pain on canon versions. nope!

not gonna have it. ]

palmenipriestess

( potential spoilers? )

the_point_man

Hey, I understand it's been awhile and you're nervous about this, but it can't go that poorly, right? Just promise me you'll do the proper research and you'll probably feel more prepared for this.

I'm not saying I'm exactly thrilled after what happened before, but I know better. There's no stopping you at this point.

laundries

It's about time, Mundane. I've been haunting your head for weeks. You're late! And I don't like sharing my personal space with so many other people. Most of them don't even know how to keep their big mouths shut when they're told to.

And don't think this stupid curse is funny. Where you're sending me you won't even be able to play with it! You'll just have to forget about it.

May I also remind you that

cedarwoodhigh is a public school? How dare you send me somewhere like that?

...I can get away with pranks there? Well, I suppose it can't be that bad. But the food had better be spectacular.

dearyme

Deary me mundane, it's been forever! Here I thought you had forgotten all about me. I know I hadn't forgotten about you. Nope. Not at all. I remember ev-er-y-thing that happened. Oh what fun we had, right? Lots of fun even. Such funny fun fun.

ANYWAY...

I think it's time for a comeback. Yes I do. I mean, I can't just stay locked up in your headspace forever now can I? I should get out and stretch my legs. I know Arma would really appreciate being able to fly around too.

There are so many humans out there to go and meet too! We can't keep them waiting, you know. Just far too many humans I haven't had the delightful chance to talk to yet.

It's almost criminal mun!

Now be a good mun and go find me a new game to play in. I would like that very very much.

Sincerely,

Your most favorite muse ever,

Karl.

werepunk

You've come this far, so what now? You're not just gonna let me collect dust like all your other on a whim journals are ya? Y'know how I feel about dust.

C'moooon, you gotta do something with me! Just nothing gross, 'kay?

That means that ship! That places is, like, super gross! It sticks really bad too! I don't care if there's other wolves it's still a gross place. That City place looks so much better! You should totes send me there instead.

Just, listen to me mun-person. If I'm unhappy you gonna be unhappy and y'know that.

blurred_the_lines

So let me see if I have this straight up.

You're apping me to an island where I have to have sex at least once every two weeks or so, or I'm going to choke to death. Not really seeing a problem there.

The lack of cars and access to a garage or means to build them. That might be a problem...

Especially if Dom is there too.

novakaine

Mundane! It's not often someone remembers me. Thanks, I guess.

Ground rule: no more angels - that's how this works. You picked me for me and not for my body, as sleazy as that sounds, so I should get to keep it, right? Ugh, I shouldn't even have to tell you how relieved I am about that. No backsies, okay, I know you have that damn angel somewhere in your headspace so just - put him on a leash or something.

Look, not to be too demanding here, but any chance I can pick up some fast food from somewhere? I am starving, you have no idea. Anything cheap's fine - oh. Thanks. Oh, that smells good.

...So. [Raises a cup of Coke.] To whatever limited freedom this affords me. It's better than nothing. [siiiiip oh man that's good coke]

Current Mood: thankful

creator_of_dreams

[Sandy is actually bouncing a little in the air, up and down, excitedly. Images of sand swirl over his head far too fast for single images beyond a cloud, a forest, and an arrow pointing down at him. Over and over and over again. Then a question mark.]

satinevainqueur

Mundane. What exactly are you planning to do with me? Do you even have a plan?

I'm not going to sit around quietly all the time, waiting for you to be in the mood to come play.

president_evil

I find the reactions quite telling. So much wailing and gnashing of teeth over something that truly was inevitable....

I'd say, I've made quite the impression on my fellow tributes.

[He smiles, a lazy curl of his lips. Good.]

In other business,[his head tips down, red and gold flashing above the dark lenses of his glasses], what's this I hear about a haunted ship...?

21st_sacrament

...you keep rereading it.

I don't need help remembering. Of all the the things you threw me into, I... can't forget that one.

It was pretty horrifying. But it ended okay. M-More than okay.

...I miss him.

tsundroid

Tsundere.

[Her tone distinctly states that she's trying the word out for size, rolling it over her tongue.
Then, a moment of contemplation.]

I still don't understand it. Explain it to me.

theboywiththebook

( spoilers )

fearmymartini

( you know the drill. possible spoilers for IM3 below the cut )

duxvester

I'd like you to know that I, for one, will not be arguing with anyone over the prospect of adopting one of R's cats. Given the fact that it will no doubt be far more independent than some people I know, I'm not even sure what my argument would be on the matter. Let's just be sure that someone far less likely to spend twelve-hour stretches of time talking the authorities out of arresting their friends has a key to my flat, though, yes? You know, on the off chance that someone else has to keep the poor thing fed while I spend the evening handcuffed to a bench and/or certain persons of note.

alphatar

This is great! We actually got accepted and you’re proving to not be the lazy mun you’re always claiming to be! Not bad. Looks like this was the right choice after all, huh?

Now just keep it up and we can find a way to stop this food shortage so I can have Naga back. Last thing I want is the locals to be glaring at me because my little baby polar bear dog likes some steak. [Korra. Stop. Your dog isn’t little, nor a baby.]

galaxycrossed

Oh, are you sure? You've never been able to handle me before. Will this time be all that different?

But if you've made up your mind, don't expect me to dissuade you. You might be picking a terrible canon point and sending me to a cruel tower of horrors at the end of ruined worlds...but I am Sheryl Nome! None of that scares me at all.

onethickskull

Really? You're considerin' sendin' me there? Why the heck would I want anything to do wit' that dump? Least the friggin' Turtle wasn't all just a bunch of make-believe and freaky pets!

And if you think I'm takin' orders from any o' them Rocket creeps, you got another thing comin'! I ain't about to roll over for a bunch o' cut-rate mooks just 'cuz they say they're better'n me! 'Specially since the big one o' don't even look like he could handle a real fight, the way he's always relyin' on them weird mutts.

I'm givin' you two days to fix this, kid. It ain't done by then, I get upset. And you don't want that.

dimeliora

...Okay, kid.

So you say you LIKE me, as characters go. Which... I'm not even gonna try to entertain your mental gymnastics to manage that one, but that's beside the point.

You say you LIKE me, but you wanna make a journal for me from that tangent universe.

Or in other words, yeah, let's show affection for a character we like by writing about them ending up in Hell. Because THAT'S not weird at all.

Kid, you're either lying to me or you've got a sadistic streak you need checked out. Pick one.

heroiccia

Dude, I ain't scared to go to no horror game! I'm the hero after all! What the hell would I have to be scared of?

akingalways

HEY! MUN!

If I'm going to be brought into this, I demand and require your full attention! That's right. Full attention. So I suggest that you drop every other character you are playing right now, and dedicate your time and efforts to me! Jack Atlas will suffer no distractions while you are playing him!

...

Are you even listening to me!? Do you even know who I am!? Do you know what I can do!?

...

I WAS BEING RHETORICAL!

notawinchester

So you tried once and you failed spectacularly. Now here you are once more, thinking that trying to find a new place to "put me" — and that's kind of insulting by the way — is a good idea.

Have I ever told you that I hate you, just a little bit?

[ Yep. Many, many times. It lost its affect after like, the tenth time. ]

.. I hate you.

But, y'know. So long as the two Boy Wonders aren't wherever you're going to put me, then I'll be happy. There's no chance that I'm gonna be putting up with them two, especially with Sam's eyebrows of sympathetic doom.

jimfromit

Awww don't cry for me sweetheart....we had our fun didn't we?

We came, we saw, we had fun.

I should probably give you a cookie...except I won't. Being stuck in your headspace will be boring, and you know my stance on that don't you hot stuff?

I'll be waiting for you.

teenagebadboy

Are you serious about getting me into a game? [Frowns.]

Sure it would be nice to stretch my legs but are you up for it, really? I mean a dream world? [Puzzled] How would that work out?

Anyway, I'll wait and see how this goes.

inthird

You've really gotta be careful with all these muses you're picking up, Mundane. I mean, I get that you like roleplaying just as much as I love my games, but still. You've got shit going on that you should be concentrating on.

[You're one to talk.]

I know I am. But I'm not the one who has exams coming up.

Just.. shoo. Get to revising and leave me to my Mario Kart and Final Fantasy. I don't need you and your other muses blocking the screen when I'm trying to play.

[...]

People these days. They just can't appreciate sittin' down and playing a game for twelve hours straight.

doubletailpilot

Mun...

Why're you even watchin' stuff like this anyway? N-not that I got SCARED or anything, 'cause Sonic would NEVER do stuff like that!

[Or would he? 8D]

H-he would not! He'd NEVER hurt his other friends, an' he'd NEVER do that or me, or Knuckles! I don't even think he'd do that to Robotnik!

Why do you always gotta watch stupid stuff like that, anyway?! It's not scary, it's jus' stupid! An' right now you're acting stupid!

Cut it out!! There's nothing funny about this!

Focus more on those threads an' stuff that people asked for on plurk, not dumb stuff like this that's not even scary!

voliere

I'm not entirely certain I want to go, you know. It's considered polite to ask, but then again I've been informed that you are entirely the opposite when it comes to us and our wants. I suppose I'll simply have to get used to letting you decide where the flood goes, but I can tell you now, I don't have to and don't intend to be pleased about it.

... At the very least, I'm happy that Mr. DeWitt will be accompanying me.

fallingcomet

I'd say it's been boring without having Cas around to drag me around again — feeling like you're on a comet isn't great — but that would probably be lying. It's nice to have control of my own body again.

[... Sighs.]

Okay, so maybe life is a little more dull now, but can you blame me for thinking that? After being chained to a comet, your perspective on life changes just a lil' bit.

not_psychotic

I don't mean to be rude, Miss, but I'd actually been hoping you'd forgotten about me. It's been a few years, hasn't it?

Well, since I'm here... Do you have any plans for me?

... So I'll be useless.

britannicide

[See this scowl mundane? This is the scowl of SRS BZNZ. Because Lelouch is all about serious business and has no time for your amusement at his expense.]

Your mockery is not appreciated.

"Overly dramatic" indeed...

[You should know he hates being made fun of more than anything. You ass.]

{ooc: The meme in question. Beware of spoilers!}

containing

I suppose it has been some time. But if "sleep" is what you want to call it, you'll find me a little inclined to remind you that I've been wide awake.

[ a snort. not out of irritation. ]

We all have to get out and stretch out legs at some point.

I'm... a little tired of the quite...

10petals

You have no idea what you're doing, do you? You've always had a friend lined up for your muses so they aren't lonely. You've never done this before and you decide to start with me? I mean, I suppose I'm flattered, but... Do you even intend to use me for anything? I know you're too afraid of the games. Too many people. But I can't just expect Ib to come and save me again. Though it would be nice to see her... ~~Even Mary. Maybe.~~

You don't even know where I am! Still stuck in that awful place? Did I get out? Did Ib? ...You don't have a clue, huh? That's all right. I'll just wait here until we figure something out, okay?

bowgunner

Wait a moment.

Are you serious? You sent me somewhere without a single working engine in sight? Without Terra Save, I'm just a biker. [ well. just a biker and chris redfield's little sister. ] And now I don't even get to be that much.

[ huff. ] I don't do well with being idle, but I like to think I'm a fair-minded woman. I'll play nice so long as you promise to find me something to do. At the very least, you owe me for the wings.

Get me a job...or maybe a hobby! Anything. Within reason.

princeconsort

You're right. This is a horrible decision. Really.

Now I could let you continue with this or you can leave right now. No hard feelings! No attachments, no obligations and you and I part way as unlikely friends.

...It's not going to work out like that, is it?

killsyouquickly

Isn't this adorable. You think you can take me on again, do you?

Well then. You should be aware that I have demands, no matter what you decide to do with me. I will not be left idle and I refuse to be useless. You will give me something to do. I don't do well without distractions, and if you'll recall, I tend to get a little violent when I'm bored.

So please, do both of us a favor, and consider this decision quite carefully before you do anything rash.

withgoodintentions

Uh, excuse me, ma'am?

You sure this is okay? Or that this is a good idea right now? 'Cause I know you'll work on more pictures, but I don't want you to forget about all the important stuff you need to do! I know what it's like when you're excited, but...

... Well, okay, if you say so! If you say you know what you're doing then I trust you!

But, um, that racer guy won't get jealous, will he? He seems kinda... testy.

waschozon

No. I'm not going. I do have objections, actually.

I've just begun my fight, and I won't let unnecessary interruptions for the sole purpose of your entertainment get in my way. I won't abandon my duty to go compete in some sort of arena of death!

What are you talking about? Of course I could win if I wanted to.

lilacwood

No! I have no wish to be human! (She dances in place, clearly aggravated.) Why would you suggest such a thing?!

buzzkilldetective

... Well, I certainly hope you have a contingency plan. Now that I'm, as you put it, "a more solid muse", I definitely won't be falling into disuse or "quieting down". Please, do not be discouraged by this. It is but a minor setback. You're stronger than that.

Perhaps this is for the best.

pokerfacingly

A place...with dragons.

[so (unsure). her face vaguely begs the question: aren't those things supposed to be fearsome?]

I suppose it's better than the...more lascivious places you were morbidly curious about. They are also...similar to niji, in a sense...in that they are considered mythical, correct?

V-very well. I will adapt as best I can.

hopeforhumanity

Oh! You're almost done! I can't wait, miss~

Only the history and a sample left to write, you can do it. I know that it's take you a little while to get this far but the hardest parts are past now! Soon I'll be able to see Shadow and my disease won't be contagious anymore. So I can meet new people without being afraid that I'll make them sick too.

It's so exciting! I know it's not Earth but it'll just as fun.

notshadowfever

A little bird tells me that it's your birthday! Congratulations, you're now a year older! Just thinking about the amazing things ahead for you fills my heart with pride.

[Sincerity to the point of sarcasm there, I think.]

Speaking of growing up, isn't it about time you gave up this ridiculous hobby? Flattered as I am, just think of all the wonderful things we could both be accomplishing if you got away from the Internet for a few decades. How about it?

[No dice.]

be_witchy

You a-actually want to do something with me and put me in a game? I'm relatively new to you, but I guess I can't complain since all my friends are there where you're hoping to put me. Even Willow! Especially Willow. This might not be so bad -- how can it be?

But, wait, I do get to do spells and magic there, right?

rappaccinisdaughter

W-well, Miss Mun, it's nice that you want to play me again, but are you sure you'd be able to do it properly in a place like that? It would be lovely to be a victor, but you would have to change an awful lot to make things fit, and even if you have a history, you'd have to work to keep me me.

Think about it. I'd hate it if you started this and then gave up - think of all that wasted effort.

bolinaround

Woah woah woah.

Hold up.

It's been how long, and now you're coming back? After all this time? Do you think I'd willingly come back after being neglected for so long?

...Well alright. But! You owe me a lot of noodle bowls. Just sayin'.

queenoftherock

Look, it's great that we're getting back into the game, but you need to decide already. Where's the easy part, when's obviously not so easy.

And I know you want to do this sooner instead of later. You're on the clock, mundane!

notmeanttobe

What are you doing, Mundane? Ciel certainly doesn't have any need for me and he is practically nonexistent. When someone's time comes to an end, they deserve to rest in peace, do they not?

Unless you have something else to offer me?

I think we have issues.

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