dear_mun | May. 3rd, 2013

May. 3rd, 2013

No, I have never tapped the phone lines of anyone in the Justice League. Honestly, why do you want to make me darker every time you read up on my job? Just because I work for the NSA doesn't mean I'm dark and moody. Hi, my Dad is the Flash. I can do serious, I can't do dark. It's really not in me. I bounce back from things, I hang out with my team, I fight the bad guys. Maybe the reason you can't write an app for me is because you're too busy looking at 'the possibilities'.

Anyone we phone tap or monitor has to be a valid suspect in some way. And other than the Question, nobody is crazy enough for us to notice. Even then, he's harmless. Trust me. He babysat me once. How do you think I got onto this career path? Seriously, resume canon reviewing and quit trying to make my character so 'dark'.

...alright, so I did try and phone tap Uncle Bruce. Sue me. It was funny.

gimmicky

...Really?

That's the name you decided on for my journal? Well great, now NO ONE is going to take me seriously. Not even Hoist.

[Why are you so surprised? You even admit to it.]

You know what, frag this. I'm going to Swerve's.

pilotzero1

...Do what you want. This won't stop me from completing my mission.

[...]

~~It isn't stalking, it's--~~ Enough of this. I have a job to do. That's a hell of a lot more than I can say about you.

[ASSHOLE.]

[ooc: Taken after the ending of the Endless Waltz manga, so he's totally Relena's bodyguard.]

tearsofjoy

( spoilers for im3. )

biggun

( Some Iron Man 3 spoilers. )

folklorist

Another place, hm? Well, ah, I suppose if you think you're up for it. I-I do love to travel, as you very well know. I think it...might be nice to-to finally be able to traverse somewhere different. I'm not opposed, not really, but perhaps somewhere less detrimental and more peaceful would be nice.

But whatever you do decide...I can't exactly change your mind now can I? [ A huff. ]

I thought as much.

spiritrider

If you think I'm going to do what you want, human, you're sadly mistaken.

[Famous last words?]

houndings

So.

You've sent me to Hell. The irony doth prompt amusement. Oh, well done. Such a--delectable field for sowing, methinks. Now, we will show these sniveling little gods the meaning of true power.

My Orders still stand. And they will be completed. And when my Master returns to me, all will be ready.

tactical_alert

I don't see how you could miss me when I'm still here. I always have been. It's been, what, six years now? No. I don't think I'll be going anywhere for a long time to come.

Of course other interests capture you. And while I don't approve of some of the voices you've picked up...it certainly doesn't mean I'm gone. Just used up and muscled out for a time. You remember how this goes as well as I do. Besides, you were just saying how you'd like to rewatch the show again, and reread those books once more, even if it's going to take quite some time for you to get around to it.

I realize it's going to make me sound like quite the hypocrite, but you really shouldn't worry so much. I'm not upset. You've done plenty enough upsetting things that I would really rather never speak of again, and this hardly qualifies. I'll stay quite cozy, thank you.

...No, no, I don't need to meet James Bond. Really. I can wait. It's fine. You don't need to give me 'a fanboy moment'. All right, really, stop now, before I change my mind about being so understanding about the whole thing.

prejudices

I am uncertain you have put a proper amount of thought into your decision, Miss Mundane. I would urge you to reconsider, had I any confidence in your empathy. I suppose you fully intend on having me suffer for your amusement.

That was not a question. It is not necessary for you to answer 'yes'. I merely ask that you pay me proper respect and decide not to begrudge me my dignity in your childish games.

I've no idea what a superhero is.

It's an utterly ridiculous title..

I do not think hypnosis is a power befitted to me, for that matter. I have absolutely no desire to compel my adversaries into a swoon.

solo_patria

Madame Secretary,

I know, I do, that you have been looking for the "proper face" for some time now in the ten years of our on and off again relationship, and I WAS greatly missing a face with my resemblance, and my hair, especially these last few weeks, but if you would please cease from giggling at me and making grabby hands at my hair, it would most certainly be appreciated.

Furthermore, let us address the last few weeks in game. That I am unhappy is a given. I do not know if I know how to be happy there, but it is harder when I feel as though I have come under attack for not living up to the standards imposed on me by the expectation of others. I do not intend to leave the game by any means, particularly as I am eeking out a place there, but on the other hand, I do wish for a place where I might be happier, should one exist or be created. Please look for one of those such places for me, to balance out the events in our current game. I feel under attack there, and I know that, in some cases, you are feeling the same.

To this, I say that if you truly feel most comfortable with Les Amis and only wish to play with us there, why do you not step up and drop the other characters? I realize why you hesitate, but you have said yourself that writing for them is not enjoyable anymore, and feels much more like work.

This business of games and such, as I understand it, is meant to be a diversion, and enjoyable. If you do not enjoy writing for some of them, why do you continue to do it? Your sense of guilt is, I think, over developed, and I think you may be happier should you be able to do as you wish, instead of doing what you feel you owe the other players. They are human. YOU are human. They will understand, or are not worthy of your friendship and your time.

At least consider that last point if you are truly so unhappy. I do not like to see you this way, even though I am irritated beyond belief at you nine times out of ten in any given day. I am permitted that as the figment of your imagination that I am, but others are not so fortunate as to have been granted that by you.

Remember your consent is the important issue here, and stick to that principle, or at least consider it as you weigh and measure your next moves. And thank you for what you've helped me to find with my friends. It truly means a lot to me.

-A Enjolras

Current Mood: hopeful

hungaryforblood

I think that you are getting a little ahead of yourself. Yes, I am now maintainer of the Infirmary, but I am also a healer, and though I have begun to use my abilities, I am not using my abilities as often as I would like. There is much to do in the village, and my abilities would be of great use, considering how often the Fae harass the villagers.

Do not let yourself become lazy. I have little use for a lazy mundane.

flunkee

[ as much as having his family or friends with him in a totally different situation would be nice-- ]

I don't want them there. [ curt and to the point, and a moment where he's showing some of his serious colors, a cold glint in his eyes, an edge in his voice. he missed them, he missed seeing some familiar faces, shenanigans at home, but he wasn't selfish. he'd hate for anyone he knew to be there, but the player, on the other hand . . . ]

. . . You're sick, you know.

abattoirs

...Come on, you bitch.

(in which penelope flicks her cigarette carelessly and then takes a long drag, giving a raspy; ugly sigh.)

None of us really want to go anywhere. I'd rather sit here all day and pick at my underwear rather than go to a place like that. You know, things like that- places like that, they just won't work out for me. Maybe that big-tit bimbo you got in the back of your mind, the one that cries a lot- (another drag from her cigarette) maybe she would fit in, but not me. Nobody wants to put their dick in some pint-sized troll.

(a bitter laugh.) Nobody's gonna believe I'm twenty-two, who ever does?

mearry

See mun, you did it, you submitted the application! With a week to spare too. I knew you could do it. [he laughs, obviously joking]

Too bad A-ya will be alone now...I sure hope he'll be alright. Don't you feel the same way, mun?

theonewhodied

There is nothing more trite and insincere than impersonal inspirational messages. I don't understand how they could possibly inspire anyone. Those words were not meant for you. Are you a child? Do you also think characters on TV shows who face the screen and address the viewer really see you or hear— or even care about your input? Does a compliment from some faceless nobody who's never spoken to you once mean anything at all? How can that possibly make sense? All I can think about when I see them is how very different it would be to face-to-face with the person who wrote them.

"You are important." "You are loved." "You are amazing."

No, you don't say such things to a stranger. Because you do not know them. They might have no significance whatsoever, no friends or family, and are perfectly plain and ordinary.

In reality, the writer would simply overlook you like everyone else.

There is no one in this world who would embrace and accept everyone— with the exception of Otonashi-san, who is more noble and selflessly kind than anyone else, of course! ♥

... what is it? If I must continue to occupy this dreadfully simple mind of yours, I reserve the right to share my opinions.

southpaw_senpai

So, Minako-chan's mun bought us some time, hmm? You better not waste this gift, mun. Especially considering the potential training I can get done here. Just keep me stocked with protein shakes and I'll be more than happy.

ontheinside

Dear weirdo writer-person,

Did it ever occur to you that—Oh, I don't know—maybe I don't want to be involved in your strange little hobby of talking to Harry Potter characters or whatever it is you do, hmm?

That maybe I actually have this little thing called a life outside of the internet. One that's actually been going rather well lately, if I do say so myself. [ She gives a slight, self-satisfied smile before turning her attention back to her irritation. ]
So if you'd leave me to that, that'd be nice.

Besides, it looks like you've got some... nice... greenish people in here you can play with. Think they'd be more your style.

rescue_me

Woah woah. I know you're excited but try to calm down. You've still got plenty of time left so you don't need to rush through. Okay yes I'm flattered at your excitement but just take it easy alright? I have enough high-energy stress causing people in my life (and by that I mean I have one).

But yes it does feel good to be back in action. Not that running resilent isn't thrilling [cough]

dimeliora

See, kid, that's the kind of twist I can get behind.

Little do you know that YOU YOURSELF are the muse of a mun that exists in a dimension so accelerated, you can't fourthwall.

Oh, and those friendships and relationships you guys get into in your 'real world'? It's because your muns are looking for CR. Or they ship it.

[IRENE STOP.]

C'mon, kid! Stick it to the man! Get outside and start fourthwalling before it's cool!

Don't forget to upload it on Youtube, so everyone can see you breaking new ground!

glassesnoglasses

I get it, I do. I do! You're excited about bringing me in. Excited more people are coming, or thinking about it. I get it.

Doesn't mean I'm just going to let you mess around with the hair. Or the tech. 'Half of his won't work right'. Come on. Don't do that.

abaraticskein

Look at who's missed me. Of course you missed me, mun. Who doesn't end up missing me?

No one from the Carrion family is allowed to answer that question. Or Pixler. Or my town. You know what, anyone who hates me can treat that as a rhetorical question. Anyone that does miss me is free to speak up, though. That would be your cue, mun.

So maybe another game? In the future? What's another game to me, right? Just another chance to explore. Another life to live. More friends to make. More things to learn. It never really stays the same.

So let's go. Let's do this. I'm ready for whatever else you or the universe wants to throw at me. Don't hold back.

facer

So... I'm in your head. That's what you're saying to me. Well, what if you're in my head. I could be imagining you, like... I'm probably in a haunted house in the real world right now, on the floor having a seizure or something. Maybe I'm being possessed. Are you possessing me?

Look, I'm a GhostFacer. I do this stuff all the time. You can't scare me. Look - [He holds up a hand parallel to the floor.] - see that, that's calm. I am so calm and collected right now. You could put a spirit level on my hand and it'd be - the bubble would be still, 'cause I'm so calm. Calm enough to make a joke about spirit levels. Like, because you're a spirit possessing me. That's how calm I am right now. Light humour calm.

Is that- HEY! Give - give me the camera, that's ours, that's GhostFacer property - thank you.

amindlesslackey

Pitiful mun, you dare show yourself months after we lost our chance to steal the stones from the Thundercats? You made it clear what we’re fighting for means little to you, or are you afraid to admit to being a coward?

We’ve lost their trail, but you can still redeem yourself as indispensable unlike the rest of the soldiers. Look for the cats and report to me their whereabouts. I will take it from there and finish the job.

lazyjustice

Arara

You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

Maa, well. Do what you want.

beastlyrose

I thought you were done with me and I would go home. If you're so bored, go find someone else to bother and leave me alone. I don't want to be here or at any place you might send me, so stop dragging me out. What would you even do with me?

[It's kind of hard to app him somewhere not an AU looking like this (and sans Belle) and he knows it]

Exactly.

forgotten_vows

Dear Mun:

Don't you dare throw me into the hydra action log.

I have been there one day. I am not ready yet, and I doubt I'd ever be truly ready to face down a hydra. (At least, not without either Alice's Jackbomb or Jabberwock Eye Staff.) I'm fine with a response to the video post, but please. Don't put me anywhere near it. There will be other chances for you to torture me in the future.

On the plus side, the game is already looking very accommodating -- and thank you for letting me keep my sketchbook. It means a lot to me.

Yours (a bit nervously),

Victor

Current Mood: determined
Current Location: Astralfield in Mallow Hallow

selfishaltruism

Oh Mundane! You didn't have to make me a journal, but I am so happy, nonetheless.

This is a place where we can meet new people and make new friends, right? I'm so excited! I wonder what kinds of people we'll meet while we're here? Come on, mundane, we must go and explore this place! It will be like a new journey.

I also hope we can run into my friends here. That would make this even better!

writeswrongs

Look, I'm not even going to beat around the bush with this because you know me, and you know what I stand for.

I don't want Alexis there.

It's nothing but a dead end for her. She needs to be in New York, at Columbia building a future for herself, not serving out some kind of sentence in purgatory. Kate and I and Lanie and Ryan are adults and we'll deal with it. Alexis doesn't deserve that, no matter how much I miss her.

Don't you dare go looking for her. You better put that idea right out of your mind.

And, for the record, no, I don't want my mother there either.

a_seat_in_hell

...Yeah, it hurts.

Are you happy now?

irma_boissy

Mademoiselle:
Remember when I said that you were impossible? I still think so, but in a good way (but go to a doctor, that much flailing in such a high pitch cannot be good for your throat)
But really, you've gone so far with so little you had at the beginning about me that I'm impressed. And everything is quite reasonable (Yes, even my love for that flower in special)
Yours sincerely,
Irma Boissy.

lastwizard1412

Ojousan,

Great minds do think alike, don't they?

-Kaitou KID

Current Mood: mischievous

hulkish

( spoilers for IM3 )

bright_star

Mun! I'm gonna call you that, it sounds like "mum" only not. Is that ok?

Anyway, I know it's been a long, long, looooooooooong time since you played me, and that's ok! Don't worry too much! Just do what my daddy does and put all your chips in! Or, well, maybe not all of them...maybe just like...half.

That way, even if you lose, you still have some chips to keep playing with, right? Makes sense to me!

So go out there and give it your half-best!

the_police_girl

Okay, I know you're getting emotional about that new Iron Man movie, Mun, but this is ridiculous.

But you have no reason t'try and convince me that there's any way we'll find my Tony again. That was years ago and part of a game that doesn' even exist anymore.

Besides, you had t'put me down for a while, too. Things happen. It's not like you didn' fall out of contact with nearly everyone y'knew for two years yourself, hmm?

So jus'... don' get so emotional about it. I know you miss them, and I miss him too, but that was in the past, righ'? It's probably time t'let it go.

[ Damnit... I'd mostly forgotten about it, too, y'know. ].

immortalize

You say it's my chance at a "normal life" when you should really be admitting this as a chance to try and scare my reincarnated self when they gradually find out who they're based off of. I'd argue I lived a rather eventful life, you know. There's nothing to be scared of when these events happened in another time.

In fact, I would be envious if I didn't know your tendency for cruel little "twists" to a tale.

ftws

( spoilers for season four )

messiae

It's been such a long time since you've played this game, hasn't it? I'm really happy it's one of your favorites, too! Regardless of how things turn up, it'd be nice if we could work together! I'll try to do whatever I can to help you, so don't worry, leave it to me!

Though..do you think we might find some of the others? I'd like to know if they're doing alright in this --- heads-space? Maybe we should come up with a better name...

marimorgan

You think to control me? Someone as weak as you? Child, you know nothing of what I can do nor do you want to see me angry.

[Her eyes flash a harsh, feral amber.]

Send me back so that I may complete my task and perhaps I will grant you a pardon.

halflighting

You're kidding me, right? Wonderland? ... Okay, maybe you need to re-think this. Like a lot. Things are crazy enough without adding Mad Hatters and questionable food.

And by the way? Meeting my mirror self once was enough. No need for a repeat.

frostsfire

You sure got dad used to the idea of me real quick, didn't you? First he was all 'Ack, a kid, help!' and now he wants to beat up people that look at me funny. Guess you were right he'd be good at this. Think he'll let me be a pirate someday and have my own ship, or am I gonna have to take him along?

xwing

I would have appreciated it if you'd taken me from a slightly later time. I know that you would have had to do a considerable amount of canon-review, given how long it's been since you've read some of the books, but-- just after the celebration on Endor? Really? I'm not sure I'm going to be in any state to handle a version of Father that might be younger than I am.

Still, I suppose we're all guided where we need to be. I'm not entirely certain why you're so excited about possible, ah, CR? With this Captain Kirk, though.

[ you're kidding, right, luke? epic meeting of star wars and star trek in forreal space?? ]

.. Ah, well, if that's what you like. Still, I'd suggest re-watching the movies again. Just to help cement my voice, you know, since it's.. been a while since you dusted me off.

anhonestdeath

Doesn't actually sound that exciting to me. I'm not saying that losing my immortality wouldn't be good, mind you. Doesn't seem to have much appeal without Her Majesty around to brighten up the place with her charming personality, though.

Besides, I don't enjoy violence.

Ah, well. Maybe I can enjoy it a little, if the person on the receiving end really deserves it.

(( OOC: voice-testing her for

psychotropia, any and all canons are welcome. ))

totheking

My Lady.

...respectfully, we both have duties which demand our time and attention, do we not? That said, I'm sure you will agree that this...frivolity has little place in either. I'm needed in Edoras--the threat of Mordor is diminished, a new king at last sits upon Gondor's throne and my people are in need of leadership.

Kindly allow me to fulfill my duty, and cast aside these "flights of fancy", as they seem to be, and let us part in friendship and mutual respect. There is much to be done in Rohan, and I am eager to see it done.

--yes, Master Meriadoc will still retain his status as one of the Rohirrim. It is our honor to have such a brave example.

Regards,

Éomer

eurorockaccent

Ah, Fräulein Mundane. I see you decided not to give up despite your horrible start with the German language, very good. Does this mean that my limit on the vocabulary might widen in the future to represent my actual skills with the language? [ Chuckle. ]

It hardly matters, in any case. Some already seem to struggle with something as simple as "Achtung"... unless you're planning on joining yet another foreign community? No? You could soon be operating multiple poor Doppelgängers of me with the rate you're studying languages, Fräulein... Maybe concentrate on me alone, for now?

Before you go swimming up the Nile River with your school work, perhaps a bit of consideration for the lack of rock 'n' roll in the upcoming installment? Or is this but a chance to find... equivocal evidence if nothing else? [ The usually flashy grin of his actually darkens for a moment. ] Ja, stick to melancholy, all the Fräuleins love that.

browonder

Come on, say hi! [He laughs at his mun's hesitant behaviour.] Come onnn! Don't wanna stretch your legs with me? It's been ages since I've been out and about.

Okay, tell you what. You do you thing with icon uploading, and I'll do my thing with muse socializing.

Sup, DM? I'm Robin, a local hero extraordinaire. I kick bad guy butt in my spare time. My sidekick is a giant bat.

["Hey, that's not how it goes."] Hahaha, fine, fine. My partner is a giant bat with a perma-scowl.

(ooc: Sleep Mode commenced. See you guys tomorrow. Thanks for all the tags!)

pathtoatonement

Didn't anyone ever tell you to walk before you run? You might trip and hurt yourself, if you're not careful.

You're not ready for this. But don't worry. I won't be the one to stop you.

[a beat, and then an eyeroll] Stay out of there. [His romantic life choices :'|] You don't need to understand the choices I made. Consider yourself lucky to even know I made them.

queerockstar

What!? Why haven't you finished my app yet!? You know applications close soon, right!?

Unless this means you're open to negotiations and might be convinced to send me somewhere other than that crazy place with the wings and mad scientists...?

[....]

No!? But that's not fair!! This is cruel and unusual punishment! It's bad enough you've taken me from one of the worst canon points possible, but to make me go through all of this now...!? You're worse than Reiji!! I'd rather be stuck in New York than that creepy place!

forgoodorforawesome

So you go out to Red Lobster, by yourself, and you imagine me and the morphodite and one or two of the others in here sittin' at the table with you? And me poppin' the cap off the dudebro in the booth across the way?

What is it your girlfriend from Canada used to say? "Sad Muppet"?

Current Mood: amazed at the mun's LAMENESS

changedalife

I would really like to know what's going on inside of that head of yours. Sure I have spent a lot of time inside there but I still can't figure you out. So why did you decided to bring me over here? I was pretty content on that other site. Bringing me here won't make me meet more cast mates. You do know that right?

I think we have issues.

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