mun vs rude oc round one

[abattoirs]

...Come on, you bitch.

(in which penelope flicks her cigarette carelessly and then takes a long drag, giving a raspy; ugly sigh.)

None of us really want to go anywhere. I'd rather sit here all day and pick at my underwear rather than go to a place like that. You know, things like that- places like that, they just won't work out for me. Maybe that big-tit bimbo you got in the back of your mind, the one that cries a lot- (another drag from her cigarette) maybe she would fit in, but not me. Nobody wants to put their dick in some pint-sized troll.

(a bitter laugh.) Nobody's gonna believe I'm twenty-two, who ever does?

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[notbloodylikely]

You know, I was getting all worked up to tell you about how going places could be radical but-

[And here comes a big ol' grin.]

I agree, I'd rather sit here all day at pick at your underwear too.

[abattoirs]

(...!)

Woah, we got some kind of pervert on our hands. (she flicks her hand about, as if to usher him away) Stick to picking your own underwear, sicko.

[notbloodylikely]

[He sways lazily side to side as if dodging blows from her hand flicks.]

I get called that now and then, and I gotta say it's not strictly accurate. I ain't perverse, I'm just honest.

[abattoirs]

Hnngh. (and there you have a gurgled, unbecoming grunt.)

Guess that's better than being a dirty little liar always sugar coating your shit. Whatever. Just keep your hands away from my junk and we'll be two peas in a fucking pod, buddy.

[notbloodylikely]

Don't worry, I got you covered. Ain't little, ain't a liar... wee bit dirty though. And no need to sugar coat when you already look delicious. [He twitches an eyebrow a couple of times, all flirty.]

Of course he's doing it to annoy more than anything else.]

[abattoirs]

(she takes a loooong drag of her cigarette and exhales with another raspy moan....groan....wheeze.) Good to know. I can't stand those pussy ass- (wait wtf.)

You can back it up and calm down, Mister Honesty.

[notbloodylikely]

I could if I felt like it. Which I don't.

[Being an irritating prick is kind of his thing.]

Can't resist a girl with a dirty mouth.

[abattoirs]

(FLICKS CIGARETTE AT. YEAH.)

Yeah, okay buddy-o. I could get a lot dirtier, seeing that you're making me want to piss all over you. (glareglare)

[notbloodylikely]

[And what if he just dips down and catches it with his lips. WHAT NOW.]

Now you're crossing into the pervert territory.