dear_mun | Apr. 8th, 2013

Apr. 8th, 2013

…If you're looking for enthusiastic help with recruiting people to get trapped on a rusty death ship, I'm really not planning on it.

( basically join exitvoid we are awesome )

explosivecombat

Miss,

I suppose I should be grateful that you're considering bringing me out of retirement so soon; one of the cycles in May, was it? Good for you...and if you're looking for more congratulations than that, you're coming to the wrong place - your showing was so horrendously lackluster before you left that I'll be surprised if your return even gets out of the gate.

And before you start with anything, of course I'm going to be cold to you about it. It will hardly motivate you any if I do otherwise, and I've never been opposed to being proven wrong. So I would suggest you get on that, if you can; I'm looking forward to seeing whether you can manage it.

Really, though, there's something to be appreciated in the fact that my spine will be decidedly less mangled this time around, and I won't be starting out in the middle of the frozen wilderness, and with no way out of said frozen wilderness on top of it. I do find the city to be much more to my liking, as a starting point goes. Don't get me started on the lack of explosives, however; I'm going to be fairly bitter about that for quite some time, believe me.

That said! As usual, I do encourage you to work all of this...hideous whatnot out of your system in a timely manner; I have work to return to, after all.

wings_of_steel

Dear Miss Mun,

I'm content to know that I interest you that much and that knights don't always have to be grim and cold you know?

I'm looking forward to having so much fun with you Miss Mun.

If there are any buzzards out there you need me to slash, I'll be there to do it. Just make sure my cute son doesn't decide to keel over on me.

Yes, yes I know, her majesty isn't too pleased to have me around either, but she's better off with me than someone else who doesn't know what they're doing.

She'll be fine and so will you.

I hope Galahad can hold down the fort while I'm gone!

onelastpromise

...Wow. You really do find ways to make anything and everything worse.

conquistador

Ay. ( Oh this sounds serious. ) When am I going to see other worlds too?

Why do I have to wait four hundred years and he ( the other Spain ) doesn't?

I can't see anything from here.

( Is he whining? He's totally not whining. Empires do not whine. )

unmaskedfate

It is the fate of all muses to become disused and forgotten, yet you would still pursue this.

Hmph. Your hunt for "icons" does not concern me. I will not entertain any part of this nonsense.

lowkeyangel

So, how many kinds of cat crazy do we think this is? Nine? Ten? Twenty?

[He pops a lollipop into his mouth, shrugs easily.]

Eh, I'm game. Maybe I can flutter my eyelashes at myself. Or tell Gandalf to ride the eagles to Mordor. Or have a staring contest with ceiling cat.

What? Don't act so scandalized. I'm a dish, kiddo.

dreames

Oh, has my erstwhile puppeteer returned to snatch up the strings again?

[ ... ]

Ratchet up the stakes, first. I've no intention of abandoning my peaceful retirement for a lark.

totally_clueless

Are you, seriously, like, one hundred percent absolutely sure you want to do this? I am not some flighty fun time, okay, I am looking for absolute commitment.

And, no offense, but have you, like, looked in a mirror today? Because that outfit is tragic. It's clear you are in desperate need of some expert assistance.

Fortunately for you, I would consider it my absolute duty -- nay, a requirement -- to come to your aid. It's kind of cute, you know. Like watching a puppy learn to walk downstairs, or something. You're just so adorably clueless.

sonof_thrain

Ruby City? What madness has come to you this time? Because our burglar resides there, you seek to send me also? If not towers of evil, it is strange towns. What next? Mister Baggins will likely be pleased to have company, yet my quest still stands.

Erebor is my beating heart. I will have a choice in these matters, whether you deem my freedom forfeit or not. Nay, I will not go willing into this Ruby City.

Current Mood: annoyed

trickstermentor

Mun-san, I do believe that after three years of harmonious association between yourself and my humble personage, I'm entitled to a gift.

Yes, yes, I understand that you ought to be on the receiving end too but seeing as we're inconveniently separated by different planes of existence it's far easier for you to treat me and there's not a lot I can do beyond breaking the fourth wall this way.

I understand it's customary for one to exchange leather goods on a third anniversary; if I might request it in the form of a pair of well fitting pants, I'm sure that would be deemed most acceptable.

...no you may not ask what I intend to use them for, after all this time I had hoped you'd already know what I had in mind for them~

killadeadman

Ooooh? What's this~?

Taking an interest in the once and past king, eh? Emphasis on the 'past,' dear. That slip your mind? Or maybe I just slipped into yours! Ahaha!

I'm not seeking a home or pity shelter, you know. And the company up here is so dreadfully stuffy. Boring. Dreary. Buuuut it wouldn't kill me to stick around—though I wish it would, ha!

The deal might be a little more enticing if I get to go somewhere... nasty. ...No? Off the table? C'mon. Think on it for a spell. Before I get someone to cast one.

plushie_daemon

You're an idiot.

Now go back to work and leave me alone, I've books to read.

alphatar

Here's the breakdown as far as I understand. You apparently don't pay any attention to me, or anyone else for that matter, because it's your "break" [Finger quotes, traced with a 'whatever' look on her face.] and you want time to yourself. That’s fine, I guess.

But you can’t just leave other people hanging just because you feel awkward about letting me get back to them three days later. I was kind of in the middle of talking with people and even got to talk to Fire Lord Zuko. But now I look like an idiot because of you.

And no, I don’t care how many icons you throw at me or promises of finding a more fitting username. It won’t make this ‘okay’ if this is how it’s gonna be.

12th_apostle

Mun-san! Didn't you say you had school work? Yet here you are sitting here being lazy!

No matter what you say, this isn't what your teacher meant by 'writing' and you know it!

voicelessvoice

[...because the character in question can't speak.

Well.

This is awkward.

She's just giving her Mun a questioning look, mostly because they tried this once before, but it didn't work out. What would make this time around go any differently?

On top of which, she was much happier being forgotten about...the brief amount of time she spent in a game was pretty nerve wracking. Doing it again, this time for an even longer period of time? She's not on board with this plan at all, nope.]

risingshepard

Kid?

[Yes?]

Thanks for making me hate April even more than I already do.

[...Ahaha. 8|;

And that's all Shepard will say on the matter.]

manhandled

Mun, it's great that you are having fun in these memes and that dressing room. So am I.

[For the most part.]

That you've managed to even find a few of my friends in the midst of all that is an added bonus. But you can't rest on your laurels just yet -- you have to take me somewhere. The lovely ladies of the world demand it!

consultantsson

While I'm glad you're finally listening to me about needing to re-read the Sherlock Holmes series..

Do you think maybe you could have enough respect for Holmes and refrain from eating while you're reading his series? You're going to mess up the pages.

If you claim to like books so much why are you eating anywhere near it? Even if you're careful there's still a chance something could spill.

littlesurvivor

Are you...sure about this? Are you sure Lee will be here?

It's okay though. You don't need to be so nervous, it's just me! I know you're not sure about these 'games', but you said Lee was at at least one you know of. So I'm sure things can't be that bad, right? I wouldn't want to go anywhere without him. We have to stick together, like he said. But I can still see him here, at least.

[Even if her mun doesn't have any particular plans to app her anywhere at the moment.]

hypercompetent

I'm gonna make this real easy for you, mun. Ready?

1. Go to the Pokémon game. You know, being the very best, fulfilling your muse's very childhood dreams. No big deal.

2. Go to a sex game. ~~Particularly if there's one populated by strawberry blondes.~~

...What, stop looking at me like that! It'd be awesome, and really, you gotta get over that crippling fear of the word--wow, you won't even type it, really? I'm just saying, I'm living in a world where I could literally die any minute and I could die a virgin. That is unacceptable on like fifty different levels. Fifty shades of no.

Okay, okay, cringing. So look. Decision made. Go for the Pokémon game. Just please stop being so damn indecisive, because you're driving me nuts, and that takes some effort.

-Stiles.

PS: That domestic one where you end up married? No.
PPS: Making doe eyes at your boyfriend to bring He Who Must Not Be Named Lest He Appear to said domestic game? Also no.

PPPS: Stop second guessing yourself, while you're at it. It sucks being me but you're kind of good at it.

starspangledspandex

Not sure this is a good idea, Ma'am.

I appreciate the attention but you should be focusing on classes and other game responsibilities. You don't want to get yourself in trouble spreading things too thin.

It looks like a swell place. It might be better than that space station I'm on now.

[Obviously he's trying to be nice here. Worst space station ever. It'd have to work pretty hard to be worse.]

I'm not clear on how you get trapped in a house but some of my friends are there. I'm just trying to think what's best for you here.

relictusdeus

You again? I had supposed that lingering cough of yours would be the death of you. [A low, ghoulish giggle escapes him, though it is entirely mirthless.] A shame.

And what is it you want now? That I throw myself at others' feet and kiss them that they might accompany me in your precious little game? [He scoffs, cooly glancing aside.] A place on the floor suits you better, dog.

[Isaac just has charm coming out of his ass, doesn't he? :/]

...Oh, and worry not of the pouch Zevran entrusted to me. Its contents... remain untouched... [A thin, considering smile tugs at his lips.] For now.

purringcatfish

( Homestuck quirk under cut )

cringing_coward

[There is a green and orange tail sticking out from under a blanket... and nothing else can be seen...]

N... no... I... I'm not coming out. You can't make m... me...

[The mun sighs and hauls out a chunk of ham...]

For food? .... Well... maybe...

arranging

... Miss Mundane, you were always a little rash. [ She smiles fondly. ] Although I'm glad that you were kind enough to remember me. I think we'll be able to have ... ...

[ ...
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... ]

A lot has changed, hasn't it? [ Not at all. ]

swissarmybow

So you haven't played me right in, what, months? Good move with the impulse app. I really like how much you care.

That's not why I'm here. I want to clear something up.

I do not have a thing for women who can kick my ass. That's all in your head. So lay off it, please.

I even said please.

reengineered

I don't want to go, even if they're there. I have somewhere important to be.

bionically

[How goes it, Spencer?] Hanging in there. You? [Yup, doing okay.] …Glad to hear it.

[So… how are you feeling about the draft?]

It was good to get out there and back into the swing of things, but I feel even better having had a chance to rest up. Might have been a short stint up on that floating island, but it was a rough one. From the sound of things, I was one of the luckier ones coming out of there.

[So, while you’re enjoying a breather, I’ve got some ideas to pitch at you. Want to hear them?]

Depends. What’s on your mind?

[Here's the part where his mundane shyly broaches the subject of a temporary genderswap, much to Spencer’s dismay, judging by the ‘you gotta be fucking kidding me’ look on his face.]

Hell no. [Epic frown of disapproval. He’s hoping to hell the mundane’s joking, and if so, it’s not even a very good joke at that.] Jesus. I'd sooner take a good fifteen minutes’ worth of CP than agree to that.

thatstwoquestions

Other than making a rather beautiful young woman annoyed with you, what are you planning to do with me? You don't have any plans to put me in games.

lurkerwolf

[Just this face.]

This is a bad idea and you know it. You have barely seen through season 1 yet.

[Halfway is better than none right?]

At least you didn't make this account at the first episode... as you planned. Bad idea then and bad idea now. I got better things to do and has no time for your games.

Current Mood: aggravated

needsmoarbombs

I must admit, small one, this decision was unexpected of you, particularly knowing what you know... of my fate.

I had hoped for a better outcome, with the decision I had made. In all sense of the phrasing.

[Committing treason had been a difficult thing for him, and look how that turned out. Starscream lived and the Autobots still failed; it was like his sacrifice was completely in vain.]

Still, I suppose that the choice is yours... but the end result will be of my will, and mine alone. I will not be dragged about by you as leashed pet. Though I will expect you to keep me informed of events regardless.

tryingitall

No. I will not hold a sign that says 'While a Leviathan, I ate the kitchen floor!' so that you can start a website called 'angelshaming.com'.

Besides, unplanned remodeling has to be the least bad thing I've done lately.

misanthropes

Oh, so you missed the deadline because of faulty internet. Boohoo, wah wah, your life is so pitiful and hard and no one cares about anything you do, whatever. That's nothing compared to how I feel! There I was, waiting for the ocean itself open up and swallow my brilliance whole, when it was all ruthlessly stripped away from me! It'll be a whole month until I can make my way through an underwater ballroom, old school tunes drifting over the waves of inconvenience and broken smoke machines. Now there's an audience that'll appreciate Belly Savalas! Where the merpeople will fall hopelessly in love with my landlubber ways and dote on my charming witticisms with their clams and tails.

SO NONE OF US ARE GETTING WHAT WE WANTED. THAT'S LIFE.

YOU GET USED TO IT.

redeemerdestroyer

Why must you insist on bringing me back? I am not some toy that can be taken out whenever you feel the desire to play, and put back when you lose interest.

Now leave me be.

Current Mood: bitchy
Current Music: What is this noise? It's called DiscoxPrince, Raz

syreni

You know, I appreciate your taking interest in me, but if you're going to bring me to the surface, I'd at least like to see my family? Sam? Jess? You know, instead of this... whatever here is.

You know I just realized how much I missed out on. Learning to drive. Seeing rated R movies. And there's a black president now? I could've voted for him!

eyecatching

Congratulations on finding me a home.

Would have been nice to know ahead of time that James was still 17 and ...

Stop laughing like that. I am going to end up hexing you for this, aren't I?

hawkethis

Oh no, I'll have to insist you stop that right now. Didn't your mother ever tell you no sad faces were allowed at the dinner table? Harp on it constantly, if we're being honest with each other? Which, by the by, we're not. I would never say such things about my mother.

You could rival Fenris and Anders combined with that pout, but I'm afraid it's not in the least bit convincing. No, serrah, pouts and frowns and sad pitiful things absolutely do not work on me at all.

Don't you give me that look.

You know all you have to do is say the word. That's how a partnership works, isn't it? Though offering coin with the beck-and-call helps ease the sting a bit...that's not going to work, is it? Someday, perhaps. The point is, all this moping about like my shadow's this awful thing to stand in is ridiculous.

Maker, you're turning into my brother. If I asked nicely, would you stop?

Proactivity. Iniative. Yadda, yadda, do I sound authoritative enough to get you to listen yet?

a_seat_in_hell

Are you sure about this? I don't think you are. In fact, you're almost as indecisive as Estelle. Almost.

So why don't you work on making up your damn mind while leaving me alone. I've got things to do like journeying through far and distant lands. None of that includes entertaining you. I don't do the puppet thing, got it?

walkingwmd

Yeah, so how about we never do that "canon update" thing.

This is such a load of BS. Isn't Arcade supposed to be like, just some big joke? Either way, he's as good as dead if I have anything to say about it.

[That might be a pretty big if, though.]

I'd also appreciate it if you didn't send me back to that Haven place once you got your shit back together, but I guess I'm already asking a lot of a sicko that hates happiness as much as you seem to.

prurientprince

Mundane, sweetheart, this.... I don't even know what to make of this. I'm not even sure ma petit chat knows what to make of this, our mutual understandings aside. And yes, that's what I'm calling my-

[Saturday night booty call? Partner? Lover? Good lord, he has a LOVER now?!]

Well, ma petit chat is a fine enough name for my purposes here. Discretion and all. But my god, what a peculiar kitten and what strange circumstances....

comas

Fuck you.

If you think I'm going anywhere, or that you even have it together enough to fucking send me anywhere, you're delusional.

white_polaris

I-I just have no words for this. What got over Noa in order to pop the question like that? What was going through his mind? I really don't care much to be honest. Now I have to think of a date and what kind of wedding it should be. And the fact that I have a 'fan' makes me wanna scream.

Current Mood: bouncy

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Current Mood: curious

rittie

Look Mun-san... I'm getting enough crap from Takano-san already for what happened. I don't need you laughing at me, too.

am_i_alive

I don't like it.

memoryguardian

If I put myself through the amount of worry you do, dear, I'd have lost all my feathers by now!

[Tooth gives a small, gentle sigh followed up quickly by a sweet smile.]

Relax. This is supposed to be fun, isn't it? You can't fret over every little thing. It's just not healthy! If it means anything, I think you're doing just fine. I know several other people who do too. So, there you have it. There's nothing to stress over.

Now, why don't you finish up that assignment you're working on so you can get back in the game? That sounds like a good idea to me.

carbonnadsat

I'd say my return is highly probable.
It's unlikely that the boss can keep those slackjaws in line by himself, even with that pretty dame hanging on his arm.

onmyheart

This username...

...

It will do.

mr_comatose

...none of my brothers or sisters will listen to me.

[Castiel is pensive a moment before setting his jaw.]

It's my problem to handle. I don't wish to talk about it and you should respect that.

batnanny

...I don't know why I even try reasoning with him anymore.

notsocool

I do not understand why so many people are calling me a "theatrical" type. I am being as dull and bland and lifeless as I can! I am keeping my head down low, in spite of my usual good nature! If being a civic minded guy will help me get back home, then I shall be a civic leader!

And I am doing a very good job of it, if I do say so myself. I have my own farm now, with two associates. No one has even discovered that I am truly a demon!

[He just has to be careful and not get cut on anything. The mercury blood would cause a lot more questions than Zed's normally strange behavior has so far. And the fact that animals are not taking to him at all might also raise issues.]

I know you are thinking of ways to change this, so that people find out. I know that you even think it is funny, that I am the only one who is not human. I must inform you, you have a bad and wicked sense of humor! It is not funny at all! I am a very funny guy, so I know what I'm talking about!

No one likes demons! Except for wonderful blind girls and cool blue haired guys who don't talk very much! And there is no one in Bower Village like that at all! Thus, I would not be able to grow turnips or be a blacksmith apprentice or show people what a wonderful guy I am anymore! And that would be as great a loss for you as it would be for me and them!

I like it here, and you seem to as well. But it doesn't matter unless people like me, and they definitely won't if they know what I really am. I am also unable to defend myself, and there are some scary guys around here. So I need your help to make sure they don't find out. Right? Excellent. We have a deal.

[Mun, in turn, knows that people probably wouldn't give a damn because who could be afraid of Zed? The desire to smack him is independent of species. But, she also knows of his tendency to jump to wild conclusions.]

awaken

See, mun-san, I knew you could do it! It just took a little pushing, that's all. And I'm glad that you decided to send me and not that...other version of me. I would never do that to Ryoji-kun.

So take a deep breath and go to bed, okay? You have work in the morning!

I think we have issues.

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