on the subject of anniversaries

[trickstermentor]

Mun-san, I do believe that after three years of harmonious association between yourself and my humble personage, I'm entitled to a gift.

Yes, yes, I understand that you ought to be on the receiving end too but seeing as we're inconveniently separated by different planes of existence it's far easier for you to treat me and there's not a lot I can do beyond breaking the fourth wall this way.

I understand it's customary for one to exchange leather goods on a third anniversary; if I might request it in the form of a pair of well fitting pants, I'm sure that would be deemed most acceptable.

...no you may not ask what I intend to use them for, after all this time I had hoped you'd already know what I had in mind for them~

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[goneonenight]

Leather?

[trickstermentor]

Leather~

[goneonenight]

Maybe there is a point to keeping track of this sort of thing. I could have been demanding gifts all along.

[trickstermentor]

I always thought I was rather good at getting you presents, Yoruichi-san.

[goneonenight]

Of course you are. I wasn't talking about you.

[Ugh, don't get your feelings hurt, Kisuke]

[calamity_jane]

Who could blame you for wanting well fitting pants?

[trickstermentor]

Usually I am quite content with a comfortable jinbei, but there's always an argument to be made for a flattering pair of leather pants.

[calamity_jane]

I certainly have no qualms where they're concerned. (None whatsoever.) It's nice to see I'm not alone. ♡

[trickstermentor]

Then you must be a lady of excellent and discerning tastes~

[calamity_jane]

Naturally~. I am Lady Jane Judith Jocelyn, Lieutenant-General of the Albion Navy.

[supersedure]

Disgusting without fail.

[trickstermentor]

Why Suì-Fēng-san, I was unaware that you were so offended by the idea of leather! Can it perhaps be that you are a vegetarian?

[supersedure]

I know you were implying something inappropriate, don't play the innocent with me.

[trickstermentor]

I was just expressing my desire for leather trousers, I happen to think I cut rather a fine figure in them.

[supersedure]

Lies. Exactly what I expected of you.

[goneonenight]

[Ignores the ever present sulkiness to drape herself over SF's shoulders]

Yo.

[supersedure]

[ SUDDENLY STIFF AS A POLE. ]

[ WASN'T DOING ANYTHING YOU'D DISAPPROVE OF HERE NOPE NOTHING. ]

Yoruichi-sama.

shows up late because i can

[repelling]

Leather pants?

[trickstermentor]

Indeed.

I shouldn't be the only one getting something out of this anniversary after all.

1/3

[repelling]

[ ...the only one getting something out of this anniversary... in other words the insinuation that the mere fact of him wearing leather pants would be a gift. ]

wow typos changing meaning completely

[repelling]

[ and yet much as a snide comment is on the tip of his tongue

the thing is

as assuredly difficult to imagine as it is, Urahara-san in leather pants, it is easier for him, who already has a quiet penchant for dressing pretty much everyone in his head.

and actually now that he has the mental image, much as it does absolutely nothing for him, he can't really assert that it's a bad look, just different ]

I... see.

[repelling]

Well. Congratulations.

[trickstermentor]

Don't congratulate me so soon Ishida-san, after all I don't have my leather pants yet.

1/2

[repelling]

[ . . . ]

That isn't-

[repelling]

[ ahem ]

That isn't what I was congratulating you on, Urahara-san. Three years.