heading to exitvoid

[swissarmybow]

So you haven't played me right in, what, months? Good move with the impulse app. I really like how much you care.

That's not why I'm here. I want to clear something up.

I do not have a thing for women who can kick my ass. That's all in your head. So lay off it, please.

I even said please.

Comments

[debts]

[ Natasha quirks a brow, making a small gap with her finger and thumb. ]

You have a small thing.

[swissarmybow]

Natasha...

[HE THOUGHT YOU'D BE ON HIS SIDE. GOSH!]

[debts]

[ Meh. ]

Yes?

[swissarmybow]

[R U D E]

You don't have any evidence.

[debts]

[ She quirks her brow again. ]

I know you. [ And Agent Morse. ]

[swissarmybow]

[...don't bring Bobbi up, he swears he will socially end you.]

You know me, yeah, but you're not involved in my love life.

[debts]

[ You're so sweet when you talk dirty, Barton.

Totally innocent: ] What love life?

[therealgenius]

Did you say please because your mun's a woman who can kick your ass?

I love you.

[swissarmybow]

[NO. COMMENT.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGyDw-BiA5U

[therealgenius]

I think you should put more fiber in your diet, because you look so constipated right now it's making my stomach hurt.

[swissarmybow]

Do I know you?

[therealgenius]

[O-ouch, right in the inferiority, out of sight out of mind feels. SHOT THROUGH THE FEELS AND YOU'RE TO BLAME]

Not personally, no. Of me, probably.

[swissarmybow]

Okay... want to spill a name, or should I guess? Because if I have to guess...

[jewish]

I don't see what the insult is. [ clearly. someone's paid ran out and left him with like 90% sex icons not awkward at all :/ ]

[swissarmybow]

She's implying that I've got a problem I don't have.

[jewish]

And there's no problem preferring weak women you can easily dominate? Or flighty ones with no depth or challenge?

[swissarmybow]

I'm a little bit busy to be chasing after anyone, honestly. But I will take the strong types over somebody who's expecting me to walk all over them. Point, there.

[jewish]

Not all in her head, then.

[swissarmybow]

At least 85% in her head.

[daredevilawyer]

Women? As in there is more than one? [Daredevil seems amused by the notion of a list of women that could beat this man up.]

[swissarmybow]

Plural badass women, yeah. I have a lot of female friends.

[daredevilawyer]

Interesting friends. Hate to see your enemies.

[swissarmybow]

They've got a nice little roster. Gods and stuff.

[daredevilawyer]

[Ironically, mun is quite certain that evil version of Hawkeye is Bullseye.]

Nice you're keeping track.

[swissarmybow]

I try not to keep up. Do you know how weird it is to know exactly who wants to kill you when and where?