canon is black books

[misanthropes]

Oh, so you missed the deadline because of faulty internet. Boohoo, wah wah, your life is so pitiful and hard and no one cares about anything you do, whatever. That's nothing compared to how I feel! There I was, waiting for the ocean itself open up and swallow my brilliance whole, when it was all ruthlessly stripped away from me! It'll be a whole month until I can make my way through an underwater ballroom, old school tunes drifting over the waves of inconvenience and broken smoke machines. Now there's an audience that'll appreciate Belly Savalas! Where the merpeople will fall hopelessly in love with my landlubber ways and dote on my charming witticisms with their clams and tails.

SO NONE OF US ARE GETTING WHAT WE WANTED. THAT'S LIFE.

YOU GET USED TO IT.