Indecisiveness at its finest.

[hypercompetent]

I'm gonna make this real easy for you, mun. Ready? 

 

1. Go to the Pokémon game. You know, being the very best, fulfilling your muse's very childhood dreams. No big deal. 

2. Go to a sex game. Particularly if there's one populated by strawberry blondes.

...What, stop looking at me like that! It'd be awesome, and really, you gotta get over that crippling fear of the word--wow, you won't even type it, really? I'm just saying, I'm living in a world where I could literally die any minute and I could die a virgin. That is unacceptable on like fifty different levels. Fifty shades of no.

Okay, okay, cringing. So look. Decision made. Go for the Pokémon game. Just please stop being so damn indecisive, because you're driving me nuts, and that takes some effort. 

-Stiles. 

PS: That domestic one where you end up married? No. 
PPS: Making doe eyes at your boyfriend to bring He Who Must Not Be Named Lest He Appear to said domestic game? Also no. 

PPPS: Stop second guessing yourself, while you're at it. It sucks being me but you're kind of good at it. 

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[nitwit]

Pokemon? Really. What are you, twelve?

[hypercompetent]

I still play it... [ Completely deadpan. ]

[nitwit]

Wow. [And you wonder why Lydia pretended you didn't exist for so long.]

[triskeles]

You jinxed it.

[hypercompetent]

Oh my God.

[triskeles]

I really hope you're not surprised.

[hypercompetent]

Stop stalking me.

[triskeles]

Is that what we're calling it now.

[hypercompetent]

stalking (stalk • ing), transitive verb
1. to pursue quarry or prey stealthily.
2. To follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. Those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature.

[hypercompetent]

Ex.

"Climbing through someone's window in the middle of the night is generally considered stalking."

[triskeles]

enable (ɪnˈeɪb ə l) - verb
1. to provide (someone) with adequate power, means, opportunity, or authority (to do something)
2. to make possible
3. to put idiotic thoughts into a player's head where they're thus persuaded into following another player around, whether their characters want to or not

[triskeles]

I haven't climbed through any windows in any of the games we're in together, by the way.

[hypercompetent]

Ex: "Why don't I bite you despite your teenage hormonal imbalance and enable you into my pack of miscreants, promised with a life of being obnoxiously pretty, hunting parties, and losing your frickin' mind once a month?"

Enabling, spelled also, D E R E K H A L E.

[hypercompetent]

Because my dad's not around.

[triskeles]

Ex: "Hey Scott, let's go out into the woods to look for the other half of a dead body. Let's dig up this hole here."

[triskeles]

Nevermind the fact, surprise, we're not actually completely suspicious of one another in these games. What a foreign concept.

[hypercompetent]

jackass (jack • ass ), noun:

[hypercompetent]

I refuse to believe a level of trust would make you use the front door.

[triskeles]

dumbass (dumb • ass ), noun:

[triskeles]

Considering how often I've used a front door since November.

[anticonvulsant]

You guys are gross.

I hate that I can't even blame you.

[loyals]

I don't know, you'd make a pretty good housewife, dude.

♥

[hypercompetent]

...I think what's awful about that is that it's so well intentioned I can't even really take an insult from it.

But still. Rude.

BI

[loyals]

What, I'm just saying.

You don't have to like. Have kids or anything, do you?

[hypercompetent]

From what it sounds like yeah. Dude, I am not ready for this. I'm sixteen, and there's a huge stigma against teen pregnancy and parenting, and I am pretty positive that I am not in the market for replacing my dad any time soon, Stepford style.

It's an awful decision and why she'd ever pick something like that besides frickin' Pokemon I will never understand.

[loyals]

... that seriously just gave me the worst mental image ever, wow. I really hope she decides Pokémon's a better idea, even though now my mun's kind of like, cussing about how he thought of sending me there instead of sticking you with Derek again.

Right after he just got done saying he wasn't sure he could juggle three people there at once.

[lurkerwolf]

I'm almost not surprised.

[hypercompetent]

About the Pokémon, the sex game, or the fact that you seem to have a radar to appear just when I want you as far away as possible.

[Flatly.]

[lurkerwolf]

A bit of all.

[anticonvulsant]

[ Erica, asking the hard hitting questions: ] Who's your starter?

[overdraws]

C'mon, Stiles, we both know you want him there.