Mun thinks she's so cute.

[tryingitall]

No. I will not hold a sign that says 'While a Leviathan, I ate the kitchen floor!' so that you can start a website called 'angelshaming.com'.

Besides, unplanned remodeling has to be the least bad thing I've done lately.

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[ailment_typed]

*He doesn't know whether to say "good for you" or "they all think they're cute." So, succubus!Souji just linefaces.*

[tryingitall]

What? You've never been so hungry you ate a bunch of linoleum?

[ailment_typed]

...No, but I've eaten a science project once. It wasn't bad.

The resulting stomachache, on the other hand....

[tryingitall]

What kind of project? Are we talking mold cultures or baking soda volcano?

[ailment_typed]

It was grass treated with a type of fertilizer that didn't agree with me. It was in the fridge....

For the record, I had just come home from school and everything looked edible.

[tryingitall]

I've never heard of keeping grass in the fridge, either, but to each his own. I suppose I can't judge.

[ailment_typed]

It was my cousin's project, I later learned. She's a first-grader.

[tryingitall]

I was about to ask you to clarify what you meant by 'grass' actually, but if she was a first-grader at the time, I suppose she wasn't growing marijuana.

[ailment_typed]

...She's still a first-grader.

*Lineface.*

She wouldn't be caught dead growing weed. It was just some grass that she'd gotten permission to take from the school grounds.

Besides, she wouldn't get away with it even if she did dare. Her dad's a rather... sharp detective.

*His lectures were the worst, too.*

[tryingitall]

Now, now. I admit, first grade is young to have an interest in herbal recreation, but there's nothing wrong with a little pot.

[Okay, so that's just his opinion.]

[ailment_typed]

...She's six years old.

*Yeah, he can't brain that idea at all. He can brain shadows trying to kill him, and mystical beings called Personas, but not that.*

[wayward_angel]

...

Please no.

My mun says I would be considered a repeat offender for shame and given multiple posts.

[tryingitall]

Yes, and you probably beat yourself up about it enough already.

[wayward_angel]

Well...

I... have done a lot of very bad things...

[tryingitall]

You're awfully cute when you're guilty, though.

[wayward_angel]

You... think I'm cute?

[tryingitall]

I think you're the most adorable angel in the garrison.

[wayward_angel]

Do I have to be guilty for that?

[tryingitall]

No, I suppose not. Just keep doing that head-tilt thing. Very endearing.

[wayward_angel]

...what?

[servingmichael]

[...

....]

I need to remember that one.

[tryingitall]

You think Michael would go for it? I expect Gabriel would think it was funny until he showed up on it.

[servingmichael]

Gabriel would have a permanent place of honor.

[Raphael ran that section of Heaven, so he was certain it would.]

[tryingitall]

That's as it should be.

Don't go pretending you wouldn't be there at all, either, Raphael.

[servingmichael]

I never give Michael any reason for grief.

[Meaning he never gets caught.]

[tryingitall]

Just the rest of us? [Okay, that's not completely fair, but he's still ticked off about Cas being exploded.]

[servingmichael]

If needs be.

[He can be ticked off, Raphael won't try to stop him.]

[freetobe]

[Balthazar... what?]

Why would you consume the floor?

[tryingitall]

I was trying not to eat you, actually. Or Anna, or Gabriel. It's been a most unusual few days.

[freetobe]

I appreciate you not eating our siblings.

[... He's not sure how else to respond to Balthazar eating a kitchen floor.]

You have been turned into a veritable Leviathan, then?

[tryingitall]

Seems that way. I can only hope it's temporary. I have a little control, but not much.

Still...I'm not plotting to turn the place into my own personal buffet, so that's good, right?

[freetobe]

It is. I doubt our siblings would appreciate having to fight you, brother.

[If only Castiel knew. He hasn't gone through Season 6 yet, though, and therefore is unaware of what's to come.]

[tryingitall]

I want anything but to have to fight a sibling. If it comes to it, I hope I have enough control to let them get on with it without fighting back.

[Although, judging from the way everyone is reacting, no one's even considered putting him down as a possibility. Not even Lucifer, yet.

Sort of touching, really.]

[freetobe]

[Before his merciless mun tore him out of his home world to put him in his current vile home, Castiel's rebellion has forced him to kill his siblings or be killed by them. The sad fact is that if Balthazar were around and would prove a thread to Castiel's charges, he would kill his brother for practical reasons alone.

And it would break him, resurrection or not.]

For what it's worth, I hope it won't come to that.

[tryingitall]

[To be fair, Balthazar isn't aware of all his siblings' thoughts in this particular instance. He may be mistaken about their intentions.

Still, there's been a lot more 'it's okay, we'll fix this' than there has 'control yourself or we'll do it for you'.]

I hope so, too. Heaven should never have had to turn on itself.

[Not that he blames you, Castiel. Not really. Maybe it was inevitable, after Lucifer Fell.]

[hung_garian]

You're fixing it, I hope you realise that.

[tryingitall]

I'll do my best.

Where do we keep the duct tape?

[hung_garian]

Well, under normal circumstances, we don't need to keep the duct tape period. Ask the prophet, he might know- hopefully for non-kinky purposes, though each to their own, et cetera.

[tryingitall]

Excellent idea. I'll be sure to tell him it was your suggestion.

[hung_garian]

Oh, yeah. Let him know. I don't think he'll be surprised, somehow.

[tryingitall]

Probably not. We have all the makings of a strange sitcom, in this house.

...Don't get any funny ideas from that.

[hung_garian]

Funny ideas? Moi? Balthazar, how dare you.