reserves open at exitvoid

[expect]

…If you're looking for enthusiastic help with recruiting people to get trapped on a rusty death ship, I'm really not planning on it.


( basically join exitvoid we are awesome )

Comments

[tibetanpeople]

Could be an interesting adventure. My mun does have an unusually long wait time for his app to be considered...

[Have a phisophical optimist?]

[distortedscream]

...No Mun NO do you not understand the meaning of 'trigger warnings?'

[ace_of_hearts]

The least our muns could do is get other people to do their dirty work for them.

[expect]

I suggested Adric, but why would anyone listen to me?

[ace_of_hearts]

Maybe you're the most popular one. Is that lucky or unlucky?

[clammedup]

Well it's too late for that. She's already placed the reserve and is muttering something about 'collecting all the boys'.

[because srsly, we are busting at the SEAMS with male companions.]

[expect]

( they can form a support group and outnumber the girls for the only time ever!! )

I'm incredibly sorry.

[clammedup]

[go dudes!]

Oh, there's nothing for you to be sorry about. After all, you're the one who's already stuck in that mess!

[pickedcoward]

Oh, really not plannin' on it. Lucky us, everyone knows that's twice as good as the normal kind.

[expect]

Look, okay, she can force me to be here, but she can't make me happy about it. I am aces at complaining and sarcasm.

[pickedcoward]

Know the type. Think I'm qualified to hand out trophies by now, but you know how these things are. Leather jackets. No stretch in the pockets.

[expect]

What, can't make them bigger on the inside?

[pickedcoward]

What, am I callin' myself The Tailor by the time I get 'round to you?

[expect]

No, but you're definitely a lot weirder.

[pickedcoward]

That'll happen. [ Sorry guy, those are just the breaks. ] Not like I get to go in for a handy regeneration pick'n'mix. Might've done without the ears otherwise.

[expect]

They're still pretty bad.

[pickedcoward]

Gettin' this from that nose? It's always somethin', you humans.

Thought you would've mentioned the new chin first.

[expect]

Oi, I never want to hear another beaky joke from you after… meeting… you. … And. You get used to the chin, it's the lack of eyebrows that are weird.

[pickedcoward]

But the nose works for me. Got the ears to go with it, y'see. [ Triumphantly flicking an earlobe. Pride for daft old faces everywhere. ] Still, guess I've done worse than browless giraffes and rooster heads. [ ...huh. ] Talk about things you don't expect to have to say.