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a spontaneous testdrive appeared

Ooooh? What's this~?

Taking an interest in the once and past king, eh? Emphasis on the 'past,' dear. That slip your mind? Or maybe I just slipped into yours! Ahaha!

I'm not seeking a home or pity shelter, you know. And the company up here is so dreadfully stuffy. Boring. Dreary. Buuuut it wouldn't kill me to stick around—though I wish it would, ha!

The deal might be a little more enticing if I get to go somewhere... nasty. ...No? Off the table? C'mon. Think on it for a spell. Before I get someone to cast one.

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Gangrel, please...

'Please,' what? Oh, is it time for my daily lectures? Wait—let me guess:

Pretty please? Please stop needling the poor mundane? Please cease looking for a way out of this dump? Please do not refer to this place as a dump? Please stop putting spiders in your wine when you aren't looking? [He's kidding about that. ...Probably.]

I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific, tactician.

Well, I suppose you can keep needling the poor mundane all you like but that may not yield... favorable results. And as much as you'd like to look for a way out, I'm afraid there isn't one.

[Shruuuuug.]

What's the worst she could do? It certainly has nothing on my worst. In fact, I'm worried she won't do my worst justice! Ehehehe.

I suppose you carry a point...

Does your mundane have any plans on where you are to go?

She hasn't an inkling. Risen have more a clue where they're going. I seem doomed to spending my next days learning to kill boredom. Quickly, painfully, and repeatedly.

There... is a way to not spend your days doomed with your mundane. But how do they feel about... these things called "memes" ?

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I didn't think my mun could squeak that loudly...oh dear.

Regardless, er...hello.

Edited (what is actually greeting a dead man) 2013-04-08 21:14 (UTC)

Robin.

Come to welcome this mad dog into his newest cage?

I sincerely hope not - I wouldn't wish the place I'm at on anyone. But...welcome to this - complaint box, I guess it is? All the same.

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A complain box, mmm? It'd be a shame not to make use of it. I guess I'll have to do just that! Perhaps it isn't such a bad kennel, after all.

Do tell. What manner of birdcage are they keeping you in? [Get it? Oh, Gangrel, you are too clever. Except not really.]

It's certainly used as such, so it may as well be one. ...Most of the time. Sometimes strange things happen out of nowhere.

[Oh boy. This causes Robin to facepalm.] The Tower of Animus, it's called - and a new place called Exploration Zero. Neither of them are nice. Zero has not yet opened, but at least it doesn't seem to have openly sadistic administrators that collar a person on arrival.

[So yeah, that explains the blue collar on her neck. She is Not Happy about it!]

[When he spies that, his face twists into a grin. He even starts to giggle a little.]

Maybe I'm not the one in the kennel, after all! Did they give you a leash, too? I might not even mind taking you out for walks.

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Gangrel! Stop complaining!

[You have no reason too....YET.]

Oh, do tell: is it Everyone Picks At Gangrel Like An Old Scab Day? I'm bored! What's wrong with a man airing his thoughts out to the wind? I'm not even airing the bad ones!

We all know how upset everyone would be if I did that.

You shouldn't want to go somewhere nasty.

[It makes Rufure uneasy to hear anyone wish that upon themselves.]

Regret and reformation is all well and good—in more than one way, I suppose—but I must admit: the idea of going somewhere where the people are as bad as I am is... appealing. Shouldn't, my dear, but I do all the same.

If they are then wouldn't you be in trouble? You wouldn't have any protection AND no one will even try to help you.

[Though a small sadist side of him is curious to see it. ]

Bah! You say that as if Gangrel weren't a force to be reckoned with! The princeling badgers me to keep my claws sharp. I sincerely hope you haven't forgotten who I am, even in such a lowly state?

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.......Please ignore that grammar fail ._.

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if you ignore mine

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Glad we got a deal

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[Oh dear, you are a piece of work, aren't you?

Baldur opens his mouth as if to speak, closes it as he thinks better of his words, but eventually does decide to speak.]

Most are generally averse to... 'nasty' places.

Ah, but that's the catch; I'm not most!

In fact, I daresay I am rather unique. So unique, there's only two others like me: myself and I!

[That doesn't even...

'Unique' is certainly one word for it. Frankly, he's getting rather uncomfortable.]

I... would inquire as to the appeal, but I doubt it would make much sense to my own mind.

[No, stop, don't get uncomfortable. You're only encouraging him!]

Ah, we have an astute one here. Don't want you ending up as batty as I, hmm? Or me, or myself, if we're continuing that line of thought.

[No, thank you. He's had his own bout of temporary insanity, and would really rather not repeat the experience given the choice.

Plus, he seriously doubts he could ever be at "batty" as you, good sir.]

You mentioned your status as a former royal. If one is born a king, would he not always be so?

Edited (because grammar.) 2013-04-09 04:16 (UTC)

I'm afraid not. Dethronings are pesky little things, hmm? Even if the new monarch is doing a pathetic job of it all.

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